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MagicalAttackGecko
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Magic Gecko Transformation Sequence (cute, terrifying)
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Maybe a standard question for any tech company should be "How many furries and LGBTQ+s do you employ?"

If they say zero, the product is prolly garbage.
September 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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"Musk’s meddling in the site’s algorithm to suppress certain kinds of posts and elevate others is well documented. So if your anti-fascist posts on X are still getting views, it’s either because these posts are so toothless as to escape Musk’s notice, or because they are in fact useful to him."
It Is Past Time for You to Quit Elon Musk's X
Yes, I'm talking to you. 🫵
publiccomment.blog
August 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Sorry, who is the strategist behind the Don’t Muck With a Truck campaign?
August 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Republican Gubernatorial nominee Lisa Demuth is the person who brought Metro Surge down on us.

www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Demuth: GOP caucus directed YouTuber to Minnesota. A professor explains why it went viral
University of Minnesota media law professor Jane Kirtley says the new viral video is flashy but absent of facts to back up its claims.
www.mprnews.org
August 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians.

I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
August 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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July 24, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I endorse calling this explosive diarrhea parasite epidemic "MAHA Blast".
July 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Not to be super unc, but the GenZ stare is just the retail worker stare with a new fancy name.
July 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Pundits: "Don't speak ill of the dead."

Historians:
Obama - What? Come On Man, Really?
ALT: Obama - What? Come On Man, Really?
static.klipy.com
July 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
July 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Love that for them.

As a former carney, who spent much of my youth working fairs across northern Ohio, this whole debacle has been amusing and also depressing.
OMG -- Trump's fair is now open for the day and THERE IS LITERALLY NOBODY THERE. Check out Fox News's live shot! I count maybe one attendee.
July 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Local politics matter so much to people's lives.
This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him.

Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.
June 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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"How did you get into cybersecurity?"
"I clicked the wrong download button and swore revenge."
June 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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June 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Other people have already answered this and OP is now aware this is a ClickFix style attack to trick the unwitting into installing malware, but it’s sad to see that people attacked her for not being aware of that before.

Tech knowledge isn’t magic, there was a time when we all had to learn.
Excuse me, what's going on with captcha?
June 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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This is some world class trolling, the internet remains undefeated, Trump not so much.
June 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Is it carbon monoxide
The villain of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is described as “a powerful villain no one can even see.”

(via spidermanbrandnewday.movie/synopsis/)
June 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
June 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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bluesky is the #1 app for introspection
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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My loves, please stay doing your business on Signal
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jun 11
What's up, chat!

Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update.

This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.
June 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Boomers are faaaaaar too comfortable with showing their entire ass in the Facebook comments.
June 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM