John Manyjars
@manyjars.bsky.social
Late of Planet 10. Stranded on earth since 30 October 1938. Returning real soon.
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Which Invasive bird has your vote for Bird of the Year 2026? You can read up on their policies here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/bird-of-th...
September 3, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Which Invasive bird has your vote for Bird of the Year 2026? You can read up on their policies here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/bird-of-th...
Is it the Bible that's rooted, or just this edition?
Oh, thank God, they’ve got Christianity for men now
August 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Is it the Bible that's rooted, or just this edition?
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bro all your borogoves are mimsy rn
August 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
bro all your borogoves are mimsy rn
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Matariki connects us all, no matter our background or origins.
July 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Matariki connects us all, no matter our background or origins.
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...
E Tū E Kī: They Don’t Speak for Us - Block the Definition of Woman Bill
The Government is progressing a Bill through Parliament that aims to limit the rights of transgender, non-binary, and intersex New Zealanders in the name of cis women, by defining “man” and “woman” (a...
our.actionstation.org.nz
June 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/e-...
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There’s a rogue “O” in the book title
May 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
There’s a rogue “O” in the book title
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Roger Corman produced a lot of cheap B-grade exploitation movies. To make “Boxcar Bertha”, he hired a young unknown director named Martin Scorsese. The critics noted for one of Corman’s movies, it was surprisingly well directed.
April 27, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Roger Corman produced a lot of cheap B-grade exploitation movies. To make “Boxcar Bertha”, he hired a young unknown director named Martin Scorsese. The critics noted for one of Corman’s movies, it was surprisingly well directed.
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I love when humans respect animals
April 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I love when humans respect animals
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“im going to clean your clock!” i yelled at the guy who hired me to clean his clock. then i added “i don’t come cheap,” to top it off but that sounded kinda sexual, especially since he thought i said “im going to clean your cock” so i had to clean that up, as well. ugh. so much cleaning going on ugh
April 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
“im going to clean your clock!” i yelled at the guy who hired me to clean his clock. then i added “i don’t come cheap,” to top it off but that sounded kinda sexual, especially since he thought i said “im going to clean your cock” so i had to clean that up, as well. ugh. so much cleaning going on ugh
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Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.
April 23, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Your annual reminder that William Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not read or write in English.
I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
April 22, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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Dawn of the Dead was released on this day in 1978 ten years after Night of the Living Dead. George Romero will always be the father of zombie movies.
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky #April
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky #April
April 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Dawn of the Dead was released on this day in 1978 ten years after Night of the Living Dead. George Romero will always be the father of zombie movies.
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky #April
#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky #April
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Happened upon these "bums in the wild" while in Ōtautahi.
Joy of Eternal Spring by Llew Summers
#museumbums
Joy of Eternal Spring by Llew Summers
#museumbums
April 16, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Happened upon these "bums in the wild" while in Ōtautahi.
Joy of Eternal Spring by Llew Summers
#museumbums
Joy of Eternal Spring by Llew Summers
#museumbums
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NOW YOU MUST DIE
April 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
NOW YOU MUST DIE
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couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"
March 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"
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Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.
March 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.
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I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
March 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
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Reminds me of Swift’s Modest Proposal.
March 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Reminds me of Swift’s Modest Proposal.
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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I'm Australian so of course I use Vegemite as both an aphrodisiac and a lube
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'm Australian so of course I use Vegemite as both an aphrodisiac and a lube
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people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
January 24, 2026 at 9:20 AM
people are always asking me professor kiosk why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near and I say to them fools that’s classified no one will ever know the secrets of my cockatoo army
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