matt539.bsky.social
@matt539.bsky.social
What's an example of perfect casting
September 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
#lanterns
Okay, find Jon Stewart I'm thinking I'm not going to let Hal Jordan drive anymore...
September 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Is that any more absurd than our current reality?
You ever think about the fact that in the MCU, somehow the freaking winter soldier gets elected to congress?
August 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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The flip side of understanding how much of one's career is luck is that it helps tamp down envy when friends catch luck. I have friends with movies and TV series! Other friends with ten times my sales! Good for them. It's nice when people you like get that break. They deserve it, as much as anyone.
August 21, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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"Bluesky is dying, people are moving on, it's unpopular"

Sweetie, I still listen to ska
August 13, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.”

Immediate addition to my lexicon.
August 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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I’m sorry, you simply can’t lead your newscast with that Miller tape on the birthright citizenship “order” without pointing out that that’s not the damn way it works. It’s just not journalism.
August 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I'm here in a lot of conspiracy theories about USA ID funding and the lack of hip hop on the top 40 charts. The thing is, real hip hop has never been on the top 40 charts that shit's just pop.
August 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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The fact that streaming services now have commercials kind of beat their whole thing of being able to watch whatever you want without commercials.
July 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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You can dislike popular movies without being an asshole.
July 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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The anti-data center movement is like "I don't want to pay more money for a thing that will not benefit me at all and will actively make my life measurably worse in a bunch of ways" and the pro-data center movement is like "We want it to be illegal for you to not like us."
July 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Why, are you saying that only beginners will misinterpret post and get mad about them!!!
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
July 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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who do we want? the funk soul brother

when do we want him? right about now
July 22, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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A lot of us have done stuff like bluff books we haven't really read. It's just that most of us stopped after we were no longer getting homework.
July 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
July 22, 2026 at 1:37 PM
July 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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The Odyssey was fantastic. It's a long movie, nearly 3 hours, but you don't feel it because it breezes by. There's no one who's making movies quite like Christopher Nolan is. Make it a point to see this one in theaters if you can
July 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes).

Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
July 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Ok this is a little funny…
July 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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July 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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There are too many movies and TV shows now. Stop it.
July 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
July 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Just keep scrolling if you don't like mean jokes.

What's your favorite kind of vegetable?

Mine Is Mitch McConnell
July 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...
New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
July 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM