Matt
@matty1138.bsky.social
Oklahoma's "Wayne Gretzky" of eating Cheddar Cheese Combos
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Matt
@matty1138.bsky.social
· Dec 3
A list of stuff I'm into
😬 Vaporwave
👩 OJ Simpson factoids unrelated to football, acting, or murder
🪤 1986 Pontiac Fiero
🇦🇲 Oddibe McDowell
🫀Fine Young Cannibals deep cuts
👉 Shoney's
🏏 Bonk's Adventure
🛻 Retired Flintstones multivitamin shapes
🍇 Coy & Vance
💝 Iran Contra affair
🗿 Crying
🗜️ Carrots
😬 Vaporwave
👩 OJ Simpson factoids unrelated to football, acting, or murder
🪤 1986 Pontiac Fiero
🇦🇲 Oddibe McDowell
🫀Fine Young Cannibals deep cuts
👉 Shoney's
🏏 Bonk's Adventure
🛻 Retired Flintstones multivitamin shapes
🍇 Coy & Vance
💝 Iran Contra affair
🗿 Crying
🗜️ Carrots
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I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
September 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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had the cvs guy go down into their cellar and get a bottle of dry aged flonase. the aging process enhances the laboratory notes and the strong chemical finish
September 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
had the cvs guy go down into their cellar and get a bottle of dry aged flonase. the aging process enhances the laboratory notes and the strong chemical finish
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I love this picture. I had to paint him
August 27, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I love this picture. I had to paint him
All of the wrong 80 year olds are dying lately
The star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and much, much more was 80. www.avclub.com/tim-curry-di...
R.I.P. Tim Curry, Rocky Horror star and beloved character actor
R.I.P. Tim Curry, Rocky Horror star and beloved character actor
www.avclub.com
August 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
All of the wrong 80 year olds are dying lately
Ellis Wackett is one of my favorite Longmont Potion Castle names
August 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ellis Wackett is one of my favorite Longmont Potion Castle names
Imagine being at a dinner party, trapped in a conversation between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy, Jr.
July 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Imagine being at a dinner party, trapped in a conversation between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy, Jr.
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saw the odyssey and hey sure that was alright. if you love to see some dudes land their boats on an island and then 5-10 minutes later run back to the boats screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUCK then it’s the movie for you
July 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
saw the odyssey and hey sure that was alright. if you love to see some dudes land their boats on an island and then 5-10 minutes later run back to the boats screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUCK then it’s the movie for you
God, let it happen
Please let it happen right now
Please let it happen right now
July 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
God, let it happen
Please let it happen right now
Please let it happen right now
What do you mean, this karaoke machine doesn't have The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?!
July 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
What do you mean, this karaoke machine doesn't have The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?!
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
Explosive Diarrhea Perlman
July 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Explosive Diarrhea Perlman
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July 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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🇺🇸
⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham:
Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?
⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham:
Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham:
Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?
⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham:
Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?
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![Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):
wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif5jqhexk754pw46hzikxpv34v5ix6rqy27pcqnuymsl435whwf3q)
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what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
July 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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A Sunday on La Grande Jatte — 1884 by Georges Seurat
I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting.
Gives me a good reason to go back.
I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting.
Gives me a good reason to go back.
June 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
A Sunday on La Grande Jatte — 1884 by Georges Seurat
I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting.
Gives me a good reason to go back.
I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting.
Gives me a good reason to go back.
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yeah let me just talk to this fucking monkey for a minute about home electronics
June 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
yeah let me just talk to this fucking monkey for a minute about home electronics
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES
(This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.)
681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy
682. Creepy Steve
683. Aussie Mark
684. Clint (Omaha Indian)
685. Foreign Man Who Points
686. Crackhead Larry
687. Minette
688. Diabetic Darrell
689. Irish Gary
690. Grave Digger Joe
(This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.)
681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy
682. Creepy Steve
683. Aussie Mark
684. Clint (Omaha Indian)
685. Foreign Man Who Points
686. Crackhead Larry
687. Minette
688. Diabetic Darrell
689. Irish Gary
690. Grave Digger Joe
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
June 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES
(This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.)
681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy
682. Creepy Steve
683. Aussie Mark
684. Clint (Omaha Indian)
685. Foreign Man Who Points
686. Crackhead Larry
687. Minette
688. Diabetic Darrell
689. Irish Gary
690. Grave Digger Joe
(This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.)
681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy
682. Creepy Steve
683. Aussie Mark
684. Clint (Omaha Indian)
685. Foreign Man Who Points
686. Crackhead Larry
687. Minette
688. Diabetic Darrell
689. Irish Gary
690. Grave Digger Joe
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life?
70s - Star Wars
80s - Raiders
90s - Heat
00s - The Dark Knight
10s - Drive
20s - Past Lives
70s - Star Wars
80s - Raiders
90s - Heat
00s - The Dark Knight
10s - Drive
20s - Past Lives
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life?
80s - Back to the Future
90s - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
00s - Spirited Away
10s - Margaret
20s - The Worst Person in the World
80s - Back to the Future
90s - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
00s - Spirited Away
10s - Margaret
20s - The Worst Person in the World
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life?
80s - Raiders of the Lost Ark
90s - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
00s - City of God
10s - Mad Max: Fury Road
20s - Sinners
80s - Raiders of the Lost Ark
90s - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
00s - City of God
10s - Mad Max: Fury Road
20s - Sinners
June 5, 2026 at 12:46 PM
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life?
70s - Star Wars
80s - Raiders
90s - Heat
00s - The Dark Knight
10s - Drive
20s - Past Lives
70s - Star Wars
80s - Raiders
90s - Heat
00s - The Dark Knight
10s - Drive
20s - Past Lives
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A blast from the Onion past, written 13 years ago.
theonion.com/when-youre-f...
theonion.com/when-youre-f...
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
June 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
A blast from the Onion past, written 13 years ago.
theonion.com/when-youre-f...
theonion.com/when-youre-f...
Welp.
98 days until college football.
98 days until college football.
May 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Welp.
98 days until college football.
98 days until college football.
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Despite rumors to the contrary, The SlipNutz will also no longer be performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.
May 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Despite rumors to the contrary, The SlipNutz will also no longer be performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.