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@mebwood.bsky.social
I repost things I like here. Because posting things of my own could get me in trouble.
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Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
September 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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This is like a book of poems
How many pairs of scissors did my mother need in her sewing box? Includes two pairs of pinking shears. I suspect many were hand me downs from my grandmothers. Not quite sure what to do with them all.
September 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Fourth grader was saying how in class they were learning about how you know where you are; they said their answer was "well first I think about all the places I'm not, and then I subtract that from everywhere" and hi have you met my kid
September 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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If there are two cars next to each other when two lanes merge those cars should combine into one and then both drivers have to learn to share a life with each other
May 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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September 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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cosplaying being in a diner (refilling my coffee cup 7-10x)
August 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
August 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
This reminds me of the funniest thing a coworker has ever said to me: “Benadryl, or, as I call it, ‘Poor man’s Valium’.”
benadryl at night, hat man's delight
August 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
August 26, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Doing errands today with my windows down, listening to Dolly.

On my way home, 9 to 5 turned up loud.

Making a left turn, & a guy waiting to cross in like... maybe his late 20s?

When he hears the music, he stops & salutes my car the whole way past him like a funeral procession was passing by.
August 26, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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August 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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possession of a sunbeam is not established by paperwork, title, or polite appeals to management.

that is bourgeois nonsense.

it is established by planting one’s entire orange body across it, forcing one’s adversaries to confront the new material reality, and daring the world to make you move.
August 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
August 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment

Worth it

This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌

PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo...
August 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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Poets are the wide receivers of literature (cryptic, insane)
August 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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They ate that mf, bones and all
August 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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August 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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This is an amazing descriptor
August 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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clearly there was a mewtiny
August 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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August 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
July 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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July 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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The comments are glorious.
Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
July 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM