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Mike Holm
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Writer, reader, coder, slacker. Vegan. Sports card enthusiast. Check out my awesome web site PYTChecklists.com
Naked Sack Lunch
Ruin a book by adding a word:

The Bell Curve Jar
Ruin a book by adding a word:

Casino Royale with Cheese
October 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
MLB should change it back to where you have to throw 4 pitches outside the zone to intentionally walk someone. #oldschool #hottake
October 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Trump: "I could tell you I'm selling the US and everyone else out to Russia and you brain-dead sycophants would clap and ask for more."
Trump: "When you stand up here, it's just like the love. I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap. You know, I love you so much."
October 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Must be the first time ever that Republicans even pretended to give a shit about antitrust laws.
BREAKING NYT:

The Trump Justice Department is investigating whether the major television networks — ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox — violated federal antitrust laws when the group briefly suspended their pooled coverage of Trump, according to six people with knowledge of the department's action.
Justice Dept. Is Investigating TV Networks Over Trump Pool Coverage
Major TV networks were notified on Friday that the department was looking into whether they violated antitrust laws when they suspended pool coverage of President Trump.
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
October 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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October 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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RIP Margaret Hamilton. Lead software engineer for the Apollo program. Here she is standing next to the code she wrote to send humans to the moon. Barack Obama gave her the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2016.
news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margare...
October 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Me, whenever someone mentions Bronny James.
Mea
October 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
🎶I’m a creep. I’m a lew-ew-ser.
October 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tr*mp: "But remember, if I weren't here, there wouldn't be a Saudi Arabia. There wouldn't be an Israel. There wouldn't be various other countries also."

WTF is he talking about?

Also, he looks totally lost in that photo.
Joe Biden was way more coherent than this even in the debate.
time.com/article/2026...
October 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Schmitt, in the car on the way home: "Oh yeah, well the jerk store called..."
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong.

Here's the whole sequence:
September 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level.

This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week.

#GamesJobs
September 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Hegseth: "I personally check every soldier's morning boner to make sure he's man enough to serve."
Hegseth: We now have gender neutral standards set at the highest male standard only.
September 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Congrats to Tammy Duckworth for making it to the clown show.
September 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
He means licking Tr*mp's ass.
Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"
September 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Man, Tommy Lee really liked the cowbell on Too Fast For Love.
September 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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This mans' imagination is next level
September 23, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Oz making the case for universal healthcare.
Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"
September 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Jesus would treat Donald Trump like he were a money changer’s table and rush to angrily flip him. Glory!
September 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Happy motherfucking Constitution Week everyone!
The White House is set to launch its own news channel dubbed “Trump TV,” days after President Trump banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House.
White House to Announce ‘Trump TV’ Days After Press Ban
The new venture comes just days after President Trump barred three major media organizations from the White House.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Here's when early voting begins each state. 👇

*** Be sure and check that you are still registered.*** Find out at Vote.org

#VoteBlue
#Pinks
September 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Hard to believe Steve Scalise is a lying fuck.
KARL: Do you support Trump banning news organizations because he doesn't like what they're reporting?

SCALISE: Look, Biden removed the press credentials from 400 agencies

KARL: That's not true. 400 reporters who had credentials didn't reapply. They weren't banned from the WH. That did not happen.
September 21, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
They told me that if I voted for Kamala we'd get a president who was too emotionally unstable for the job. And they were right!
Rep. Beatty on Trump's "f**king crazy" meltdown over the Kenndey Center: "He threw a tantrum. It was like an immature child. I wouldn't even want to put this on a child -- shouting, calling names ... "
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The funny thing about Disney releasing the original version of Star Wars next year for the 50th anniversary is that for YEEEAAAARRRS Lucas and Disney claimed they couldn't release it becuase it had been lost forever. Luckily they found it in time to cash in on the 50th.
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM