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Paul Gartside
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television words person
all views expressed are my cat’s
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OK then. Fuck off.
September 14, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
September 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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These people will never shut the fuck up and make something worthwhile with their stupid slop machines but they will endlessly whine and whine and whine and whine about not getting credit for being able to pull the arm on a slot machine.

Simply not enough scorn heaped upon them yet.
In defence of AI slop: we should embrace open access to creativity, not condemn it

Look past the Donald Trump superhero memes and the new software gives us the chance to democratise creative production. No wonder art’s cultural gatekeepers are worried

✍️ Jack Riley
https://bit.ly/3SpzFQ4
In defence of AI slop: we should embrace open access to c...
Look past the Donald Trump superhero memes and the new software gives us the chance to democratise creative production. No wonder art’s cultural gatekeepers are worried
bit.ly
August 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
deadline.com
August 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Fuck, fuck everything, fuck this, fuck me especially.
August 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Imagine having a political leader with a spine.
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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The fact that J.K. Rowling successfully bullied Amnesty International into taking down a report that accurately called out her attack on trans people, especially trans women, is so repulsive and such a display of the power of her money, and her choice to put her vast fortune behind persecution.
Amnesty removes report that called JK Rowling's centre 'anti-rights'
Amnesty International UK has removed a report which labelled JK Rowling's sexual abuse crisis centre Beira's Place as "anti-rights".
www.thepinknews.com
July 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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I think we need to ask why a previously normie TV personality would leave a $2m a year job
June 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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Muppeteer Richard Hunt's memorial panel from the AIDS quilt.
June 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Alien: And how did you run out of water?

Earthling: Machines drank it.

Alien: Machines.

Earthling: We had to feed machines the water.

Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water.

Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us.

Alien: End communication.
May 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...
April 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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"Writing with [insert stylistic quirk] is a giveaway that it's AI."
"You can tell this drawing is AI because [insert stylistic quirk]."

My sweet little children, WE DID THOSE THINGS FIRST. AI didn't invent the Oxford comma or the em dash - we used them correctly, and AI *stole our work*.
April 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...
April 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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No I will not be watching, sharing, or caring about that reboot of that horrid wizard lady's books. And neither should you, because - again - she is HORRID. #TransRights #FuckOffJK
March 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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"No to war... and free Palestine"
Javier Bardem
March 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.
March 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Australian screen industry crushed as Universal shutters Matchbox Pictures, with 60 jobs lost

Peak screenwriting body says the closure is a reminder industry cannot rely on ‘whims of international studios to keep us afloat’ #AusPol

www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
Australian screen industry crushed as Universal shutters Matchbox Pictures, with 60 jobs lost
Peak screenwriting body says the closure is a reminder industry cannot rely on ‘whims of international studios to keep us afloat’
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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There was a post going around the other day that the Muppets never broke the fourth wall on being puppets, and I disagree. It happened relatively often. They were just such incredible characters, so incredibly performed, that you just didn't care.
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on.
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Exclusive | The Albanese government is handing access to Australians’ biometric data and ID documents to US agencies like ICE, and not telling anyone. @keanebernard.bsky.social reports.
Trump, ICE set to be handed access to Australians' biometric data, ID documents
www.crikey.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM