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DJ Marfie Marf
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The alt of your favorite Auntie Mame. She got a timeout., and she's posting through it.
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Hello pals! @mostlymartha.bsky.social got a timeout because some clanker got his feelings hurt by the post in the email below.

This is me, same ol' Marf.
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"Hid mistakes and made up data" used to be called by the cozy term "hallucination" up until it became vitally important for the IPO that AI is now evil
OpenAI on Wednesday disclosed six new instances in which artificial intelligence systems hid mistakes, made up data and moved files onto the open internet without permission, amid an ongoing industrywide debate about A.I. safety.
OpenAI Discloses Six New Incidents of ‘Concerning' A.I. Behavior
The artificial intelligence company also released a framework for reporting when its systems go wrong.
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
It was "immediately fog your glasses" hot and humid in Missouri today.
September 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I think Darcy is so compelling because we witness him feeling everything. He’s smug, he’s bored, he’s in love, he’s surprised, he’s vulnerable, he’s dejected, he’s righteous, he’s sad, he’s hopeful, he’s glad, he’s concerned, he’s furious, he’s menacing, he’s determined, and eventually he’s happy.
September 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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OH THERE HE GOES LOOKING WET AND BEWILDERED!!! IT IS HAPPENING!!!
September 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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This is the horniest awkward small talk I have ever seen in my life
September 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Pemberley is the true hottie of this story
September 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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It’s even worse when it’s onscreen oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD DARCY NNNOOOOOO
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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I described Darcy as “Babadooking” in every corner in my imagination, but Firth is absolutely doing precisely that lmao
September 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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WAIT Canonically Sexy Colonel Fitzwilliam IS Canonically Sexy!!!
September 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Colin Firth is very good at looking like a bewildered man who has only just realized he is in the middle of a heated exchange.
September 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Hadn’t Beau Brummel put his stamp on the world?? Why is the tights situation so dire??? I demand to know, BBC Pride and Prejudice! Who is in charge of the butts???
September 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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COLIN FIRTH MR DARCY BATH SCENE this adaptation is already giving me EVERYTHING.
September 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Are there only like twenty working actors in the UK at any given point in history? Has it always been like this.
September 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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I will never again know peace.
September 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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ponder that orb y'all
From NASA

Get ready with us to observe the Moon 💅

Only a few days until International Observe the Moon Night! You’re invited to celebrate our nearest neighbor in space, together with people all over the world.

Find an event near you, or observe on your own: go.nasa.gov/ObserveTheMoon
September 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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We also have this killer bandana from rommy torrico in stunning Flytrap Pink: All proceeds are going to Gaza Soup Kitchen in September and October!
Fuck the Algorithm Charity Bandana
All proceeds from the sales of this item are donated to a monthly rotating charities.
theflytrapmedia-shop.fourthwall.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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And I saw one of these bad boys out in the wild in my neighborhood the other day! I swear it wasn't me.
Queer People Are Magic purple sticker
The official shop of The Flytrap Media. Buy merch, and support your favorite feminist media collection!
theflytrapmedia-shop.fourthwall.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Speaking of our merch store, which, BTW, you get a 20% discount code for if you snap up a year of The Flytrap for $39, we have some very cool stuff! Like these bestselling stickers.

Subscribe today: www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-slop
Trans on Trains sticker
The official shop of The Flytrap Media. Buy merch, and support your favorite feminist media collection!
theflytrapmedia-shop.fourthwall.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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I got so distracted talking about merch that new subscribers seven AND eight snuck past me! TY AW and LR!!

(P.S. did you know you can get two-for-one as a Resident of the Bog for just $66? www.theflytrapmedia.com/double-the-fun )
s.e. and Trike* are on Bluesky duty tonight and we have a challenge: Can we get ten people to take advantage of our 40% off sale in the next hour? $39 for a whole year of feminist cultural criticism?? In this economy?!

www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-slop

*Well, Trike is eating watermelon
September 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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We're up to eight now, if we slide in under the deadline I'll make Trike popcorn AND LET HIM TRY SOME WITH BUTTER
We have TEN MINUTES! I believe in us! Now is your moment! (And if you subscribe today...you'll get a 20% discount code for our merch store...)
s.e. and Trike* are on Bluesky duty tonight and we have a challenge: Can we get ten people to take advantage of our 40% off sale in the next hour? $39 for a whole year of feminist cultural criticism?? In this economy?!

www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-slop

*Well, Trike is eating watermelon
September 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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...and we just hit ten (thanks JB) so now I have to make good on this promise. Stay tuned.
We're up to eight now, if we slide in under the deadline I'll make Trike popcorn AND LET HIM TRY SOME WITH BUTTER
We have TEN MINUTES! I believe in us! Now is your moment! (And if you subscribe today...you'll get a 20% discount code for our merch store...)
September 17, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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ayyyy let's go. i've been reading the flytrap for a year but it's time to put up or shut up.
September 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Do it because @theflytrapmedia.com crew is the best bunch of folks on the internet!

Do it because you love awesome, ethical, feminist journalism AND feelings morally superior because you actually pay for it!

Do it for Trike!
s.e. and Trike* are on Bluesky duty tonight and we have a challenge: Can we get ten people to take advantage of our 40% off sale in the next hour? $39 for a whole year of feminist cultural criticism?? In this economy?!

www.theflytrapmedia.com/no-slop

*Well, Trike is eating watermelon
September 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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the people complaining about having to pay for independent media are incredibly annoying. sadly there is no journalism money fairy!
Sometimes we receive complaints from people who want to read Flytrap content for free. We understand the frustration around paywalls in an increasingly dire financial landscape for many folks, so we also want to be honest about our financials. Let's talk about what it costs to run the Flytrap.
September 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Mitch McConnell is effectively dead and still a sitting senator. Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams. Or of your eternal rest (in hell).
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM