molly
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mollyotto or mottomatic elsewhere, but you can just call me annoying on the internet
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tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
May 23, 2026 at 9:58 AM
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
August 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
August 25, 2026 at 6:14 PM
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Oh I’m so sad, Dolly Parton was such a treasure. Hard not to feel like the world got a little less kind and a little less fun.
August 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Oh I’m so sad, Dolly Parton was such a treasure. Hard not to feel like the world got a little less kind and a little less fun.
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No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
🔗: bit.ly/4qC1fWV
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
August 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
No greater tribute to Dolly than depicting her as she always preferred to be: stacked and snatched
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who goes to outside lands and parties in the Chase Freedom™ Cashback Club™?
August 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
who goes to outside lands and parties in the Chase Freedom™ Cashback Club™?
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🚨 PSA: The Kid Detective is streaming on netflix 🚨
August 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
🚨 PSA: The Kid Detective is streaming on netflix 🚨
So often we wait until someone dies to tell them how we feel. May Lindsey Graham’s death be a reminder to us all: tell your ops to rot in hell loudly and often.
July 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
So often we wait until someone dies to tell them how we feel. May Lindsey Graham’s death be a reminder to us all: tell your ops to rot in hell loudly and often.
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i aint reading all that. im happy for u though. or sorry that happened
May 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i aint reading all that. im happy for u though. or sorry that happened
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i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
May 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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Many people are saying: Go Valks.
April 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Many people are saying: Go Valks.
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Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
April 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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A message from Mr. Roboto, the Pittsburgh diy venue that has single handedly done more for my little band than any other music space outside our hometown. They could use some help existing, and man do they deserve it
April 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
A message from Mr. Roboto, the Pittsburgh diy venue that has single handedly done more for my little band than any other music space outside our hometown. They could use some help existing, and man do they deserve it
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Mission Local is GROWING!
You don't need to be a particularly close reader to know we've been reporting beyond the Mission District for some time.
We're now making it official: We've launched landing pages in 5 neighborhoods, w/dedicated beat reporters in each...
You don't need to be a particularly close reader to know we've been reporting beyond the Mission District for some time.
We're now making it official: We've launched landing pages in 5 neighborhoods, w/dedicated beat reporters in each...
April 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Mission Local is GROWING!
You don't need to be a particularly close reader to know we've been reporting beyond the Mission District for some time.
We're now making it official: We've launched landing pages in 5 neighborhoods, w/dedicated beat reporters in each...
You don't need to be a particularly close reader to know we've been reporting beyond the Mission District for some time.
We're now making it official: We've launched landing pages in 5 neighborhoods, w/dedicated beat reporters in each...
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it is totally reasonable to say at 88 you can have literally any job in the world that will hire you except one of the less than 1000 jobs that put you in charge of the fate of the country
Look I'm seeing these takes increasingly on here, and if you can't point to any reason it'd actually be bad other than the candidate's age then it actually is just ageism and that's just wrong.
March 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
it is totally reasonable to say at 88 you can have literally any job in the world that will hire you except one of the less than 1000 jobs that put you in charge of the fate of the country
ladies be doing cinematography, we love to see it
March 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
ladies be doing cinematography, we love to see it
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The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.
March 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
March 15, 2024 at 2:25 PM
People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
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“why aren’t young people protesting”
Breaking news: A jury convicted people who protested outside an ICE facility in Texas of providing material support to terrorists, and other charges in a closely watched case in which the gov't argued the protesters were "Antifa". www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anti-ICE protesters accused of being part of antifa found guilty of support for terrorism in Texas
Case was seen as major test of the first amendment and whether the US could use broad anti-terrorism statute to prosecute leftwing protesters
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“why aren’t young people protesting”
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
March 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
March 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
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the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.
“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)
Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday
Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.
www.kansascity.com
February 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.