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IT IS TIME.
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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September 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
IT IS TIME.
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Republicans believe AI is capable of governing themselves, while not believing women should govern their own bodies. Think about that...they think robots should have more autonomy than humans.
September 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Republicans believe AI is capable of governing themselves, while not believing women should govern their own bodies. Think about that...they think robots should have more autonomy than humans.
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A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
A horse is a horse
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
Of course of course
Unless you’ve been forced
By a horse of course
If so of course you can become
The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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i hate this thing they do where they pretend like they are fulfilling some long and pent up demand. just own that you’re engaged in naked idolatry
Interior Secretary Doug Burgum says they're starting excavation work on Trump's arch
September 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i hate this thing they do where they pretend like they are fulfilling some long and pent up demand. just own that you’re engaged in naked idolatry
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23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
September 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Wendell Berry is gone after a long life. I dare you to read or listen to this and not be overwhelmed by something
The Peace of Wild Things
A poem by Wendell Berry.
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September 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Wendell Berry is gone after a long life. I dare you to read or listen to this and not be overwhelmed by something
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Doonesbury has still got it www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2...
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 30, 2026 | GoComics
Read Doonesbury—a comic strip by creator Garry Trudeau—for today, August 30, 2026, and check out other great comics, too!
www.gocomics.com
August 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Doonesbury has still got it www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2...
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the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.
August 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
August 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
Gotta love the “Clink this link or you’re a democrat” spam texts. ::MAGAts should be insulted by the 12-year-old tactics::
August 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Gotta love the “Clink this link or you’re a democrat” spam texts. ::MAGAts should be insulted by the 12-year-old tactics::
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if you make the mistake of talking with your kids now you might be stuck talking with them your WHOLE LIFE www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Now, Thanks to Sam Altman, You Never Have to Speak to Your Kids Again
AI can handle these kinds of pointless interactions.
www.theatlantic.com
August 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
if you make the mistake of talking with your kids now you might be stuck talking with them your WHOLE LIFE www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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🚨🚨ALERT ALERT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
July 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
🚨🚨ALERT ALERT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
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Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
July 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Y'all, we just need the data centers to run on explosive diarrhea. Do I have to think of every damn thaaaang???!!!
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America needs to be a Christian nation even though Jesus Himself seems to have been a woke libtard cuck.
July 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
America needs to be a Christian nation even though Jesus Himself seems to have been a woke libtard cuck.
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What if I told you they are STILL GOING OFF, now, at 12:38 AM, and the smoke is so thick you can't even see them?
July 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
What if I told you they are STILL GOING OFF, now, at 12:38 AM, and the smoke is so thick you can't even see them?
Is he friends with Kevin from Deadloch?
"He’s bypassing barricades, crushing fences, lying on roads and bashing into at least one parked car."
“He’s broken fences, he’s harassing people’s cars ....”
There is a 1-tonne seal, named Neil, that is the deliverer of chaos and destruction to Tasmania.
An excellent character.
“He’s broken fences, he’s harassing people’s cars ....”
There is a 1-tonne seal, named Neil, that is the deliverer of chaos and destruction to Tasmania.
An excellent character.
A 1,000kg mammal is wreaking havoc in Tasmania – and Neil the seal is loved for it
The elephant seal has been crushing fences, blocking traffic and bashing into parked cars, in what experts say is play-fighting behaviour
www.theguardian.com
July 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Is he friends with Kevin from Deadloch?
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Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
June 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
Perhaps @stephenking.bsky.social could reprise Jordy Verrill.
i will repeat that i think the reflecting pool debacle might actually kill him, he’s losing his mind over it
Trump: “Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor.
The sign says, ‘First they came for the algae…’ which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against Nazis
‘…Then they came for the Jews, & I did not speak out—bc I was not a Jew “
The sign says, ‘First they came for the algae…’ which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against Nazis
‘…Then they came for the Jews, & I did not speak out—bc I was not a Jew “
June 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Perhaps @stephenking.bsky.social could reprise Jordy Verrill.
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Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
June 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
The EB Farnum-looking clown next to him trying to be solemn lolz
Trump, with his afflicted right hand visible, stands during the national anthem while at MSG for the NBA Finals
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
June 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The EB Farnum-looking clown next to him trying to be solemn lolz
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Amazing
"MEETING WITH NEWS MAN GO BAD. NEWS MAN SPEAK LOUD. NEWS MAN SAY THINGS. NEWS MAN DEFEND JOURNALISM LIKE JOURNALISM CAN BE SAVED FROM ANIMAL’S LARRY ELLISON MONEY."
“NEWS MAN BAD”: A Personnel Memo from Animal, Your Editor-In-Chief
“MEETING WITH NEWS MAN GO BAD. NEWS MAN SPEAK LOUD. NEWS MAN SAY THINGS. NEWS MAN DEFEND JOURNALISM LIKE JOURNALISM CAN BE SAVED FROM ANIMAL’S LARRY ELLISON ...
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June 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Amazing