Sarah
@mutantpudding.bsky.social
Im Sarah from Minnesota. Consumer of books, television, and potatoes. Lover of crafts, puzzles, and nature.
Here mostly for local happenings and sharing random thoughts and tidbits from my life.
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Here mostly for local happenings and sharing random thoughts and tidbits from my life.
They/them or she/they
🐕🌲🥦😷🏞🚴♀️🎨🧶🧩📚🏳️🌈
Forgive me for being a bit skeptical
September 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Forgive me for being a bit skeptical
I saw on the news they found the bat woman! Thank goodness.
September 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I saw on the news they found the bat woman! Thank goodness.
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Reupping this again: MSP please alert the young white women with golden doodles, one of them urgently needs the post-exposure rabies series.
Hi if you are in Minneapolis and are this 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog, get medical attention immediately!
if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID!
i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf
September 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reupping this again: MSP please alert the young white women with golden doodles, one of them urgently needs the post-exposure rabies series.
Its shorts and sweatshirt weather, baby.
September 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Its shorts and sweatshirt weather, baby.
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Great thread here of Minneapolis bike infrastructure photos and observations. We don't have everything solved yet, but there's a lot that's happening and getting better!
Going to try and keep a more consistent travel thread rather than random posts, and two minutes into St Paul and already seeing great curb level bike infrastructure. I might have to bike back out here from Minneapolis!
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Great thread here of Minneapolis bike infrastructure photos and observations. We don't have everything solved yet, but there's a lot that's happening and getting better!
I've already made a nuisance of myself by telling people their AI created signage is ugly and off-putting so I should probably try to chill out.
September 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I've already made a nuisance of myself by telling people their AI created signage is ugly and off-putting so I should probably try to chill out.
Currently in the education building, resisting the urge to pick a fight with the people in the anti-abortion booth.
September 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Currently in the education building, resisting the urge to pick a fight with the people in the anti-abortion booth.
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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“Inside you are two wolves. They both love blueberries.”
"blueberries can make up to 83 percent of the diet of wolves living in and around Voyageurs National Park during July and August, when it’s more difficult to catch deer and beaver"
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
From poop to plants, how wolves help blueberries grow and spread in northern Minnesota
A new study shows how wolf digestion in northern Minnesota helps accelerate the growth of blueberries, and may help spread their seeds across the landscape.
www.mprnews.org
August 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
“Inside you are two wolves. They both love blueberries.”
Only 4
it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
www.rollingstone.com
August 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Only 4
There are at least 3 different jeeps in the cities driving around with rubber duck collections on the dash. Is this a thing for some reason? Do other cars do this as well but I've only encountered the jeeps??
August 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
There are at least 3 different jeeps in the cities driving around with rubber duck collections on the dash. Is this a thing for some reason? Do other cars do this as well but I've only encountered the jeeps??
Last year I had to wait like an hour to even get on the shuttle bus, this year I was scooped up by a shuttle as soon as I got off the light rail and am at the fair much earlier than I thought possible.
August 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Last year I had to wait like an hour to even get on the shuttle bus, this year I was scooped up by a shuttle as soon as I got off the light rail and am at the fair much earlier than I thought possible.
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Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated.
Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina.
The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life.
Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina.
The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life.
Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
www.nbcnews.com
August 30, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
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The Giant Slide is better with friends:
August 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The Giant Slide is better with friends:
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Open offer to any Racket Member (Over 21) who spots me at the fair tomorrow morning—I’ll give you a free beer. All you have to do is say, “Holy shit, it’s that queer beer lady.” I’ll be running through 34 new beers and am happy to hook a friend up after I’ve poured a bit off for reviewing.
August 27, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Open offer to any Racket Member (Over 21) who spots me at the fair tomorrow morning—I’ll give you a free beer. All you have to do is say, “Holy shit, it’s that queer beer lady.” I’ll be running through 34 new beers and am happy to hook a friend up after I’ve poured a bit off for reviewing.
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EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
August 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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Every time you check out a library book instead of ordering from Amazon, ask a friend instead of an LLM, cook a meal instead of ordering from an app, or go for a walk instead of scrolling social media, you interrupt the cash flows of insane CEOs. Do it! Ruin their day!
August 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Every time you check out a library book instead of ordering from Amazon, ask a friend instead of an LLM, cook a meal instead of ordering from an app, or go for a walk instead of scrolling social media, you interrupt the cash flows of insane CEOs. Do it! Ruin their day!
The front banner sign on the bus was stuck on "Nicollet garage" instead of the route number so I got to stick my head out the door (per drivers request) and holler at people at the bus stop to hop on board. I felt very helpful and its fun to yell a little.
August 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The front banner sign on the bus was stuck on "Nicollet garage" instead of the route number so I got to stick my head out the door (per drivers request) and holler at people at the bus stop to hop on board. I felt very helpful and its fun to yell a little.
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This "he's out and in rehab" is a good twist and I've got my eye on it. Using a second location is both tricky (evidence, more people might talk) but also useful (disrupt the pattern and keep things hidden). Good writing guys. I see you.
I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.
August 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This "he's out and in rehab" is a good twist and I've got my eye on it. Using a second location is both tricky (evidence, more people might talk) but also useful (disrupt the pattern and keep things hidden). Good writing guys. I see you.
Listening to this week's @sayswhopodcast.com and am in hysterics over Maureen and Dan describing the terrible cars they have owned.
The car that changed the radio station if you turned left too sharply is what really got me.
The car that changed the radio station if you turned left too sharply is what really got me.
July 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Listening to this week's @sayswhopodcast.com and am in hysterics over Maureen and Dan describing the terrible cars they have owned.
The car that changed the radio station if you turned left too sharply is what really got me.
The car that changed the radio station if you turned left too sharply is what really got me.
Walking to and waiting for the bus has left me drenched in sweat. Gonna need to drink lots of water today.
July 27, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Walking to and waiting for the bus has left me drenched in sweat. Gonna need to drink lots of water today.
Its so hot and humid outside that I woke up to all the windows fogged over and dripping condensation.
July 27, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Its so hot and humid outside that I woke up to all the windows fogged over and dripping condensation.
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HITTER: Moo Deng
HACKER: Pizza Rat
GRIFTER: Texas Giraffe
THIEF: Jimothy
MASTERMIND: the orcas
HACKER: Pizza Rat
GRIFTER: Texas Giraffe
THIEF: Jimothy
MASTERMIND: the orcas
July 26, 2026 at 1:41 AM
HITTER: Moo Deng
HACKER: Pizza Rat
GRIFTER: Texas Giraffe
THIEF: Jimothy
MASTERMIND: the orcas
HACKER: Pizza Rat
GRIFTER: Texas Giraffe
THIEF: Jimothy
MASTERMIND: the orcas
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Just saw someone walking their goat around Powderhorn park. Stay weird, South Minneapolis
July 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Just saw someone walking their goat around Powderhorn park. Stay weird, South Minneapolis