Mohit
@mverma19.bsky.social
🇨🇦 - YKF
Go @TorontoBlueJays 💙⚾💪
Contrary to popular sentiments, I actually like the new Smosh 🥞🍩🤳
Go @TorontoBlueJays 💙⚾💪
Contrary to popular sentiments, I actually like the new Smosh 🥞🍩🤳
MLB OWNERS(!!) proposing fewer games to play???
October 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
MLB OWNERS(!!) proposing fewer games to play???
VW and Mazda missed the memo. Also why do EV manufacturers insist on pushing all the controls onto a giant screen? Incredibly unintuitive to use while driving, and if that screen goes you're left with nothing. 🤦♂️
[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
VW and Mazda missed the memo. Also why do EV manufacturers insist on pushing all the controls onto a giant screen? Incredibly unintuitive to use while driving, and if that screen goes you're left with nothing. 🤦♂️
It was almost automatic they'd bring up the catch during Andy Pages first at-bat 🥲
October 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It was almost automatic they'd bring up the catch during Andy Pages first at-bat 🥲
"If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right..."
So this is mainstream journalism in 2026? Reporting on speculation markets? 🤦♂️
So this is mainstream journalism in 2026? Reporting on speculation markets? 🤦♂️
Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz
Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz
Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump. If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right, the Canadian prime minister could end the year with the Nobel Peace Prize and Time magazine’s Person of the Year.
www.cp24.com
September 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right..."
So this is mainstream journalism in 2026? Reporting on speculation markets? 🤦♂️
So this is mainstream journalism in 2026? Reporting on speculation markets? 🤦♂️
Ahh the classic quit before they fire you move.
Dan Wilson has informed the Mariners that he will not return in 2027, per @RyanDivish
September 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ahh the classic quit before they fire you move.
Max Scherzer's Intense Yell
ALT: Max Scherzer's Intense Yell
static.klipy.com
September 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"Watch this Leese, you can actually pinpoint the second when the Blue Jays fans hearts rips in half:"
🥲
🥲
September 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"Watch this Leese, you can actually pinpoint the second when the Blue Jays fans hearts rips in half:"
🥲
🥲
2026 Toronto Blue Jays in a nutshell 😭
September 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
2026 Toronto Blue Jays in a nutshell 😭
2026 Toronto Blue Jays...
Shrek2 Dreamworks
ALT: Shrek2 Dreamworks
static.klipy.com
September 21, 2026 at 11:34 PM
2026 Toronto Blue Jays...
Y'all hyped up this announcement for that name?
September 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Y'all hyped up this announcement for that name?
Have some shame, Minnesota!
September 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Have some shame, Minnesota!
The fact that Vladdy's first also came in the middle of Back-to-back-to-back home runs...
What a weird weird season man 🤪
#BlueJays
What a weird weird season man 🤪
#BlueJays
He's done it.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr., in the 150th game of the season, has his 1st home run at Rogers Centre. He watched every second of it before he took a step. #BlueJays
Vladimir Guerrero Jr., in the 150th game of the season, has his 1st home run at Rogers Centre. He watched every second of it before he took a step. #BlueJays
September 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The fact that Vladdy's first also came in the middle of Back-to-back-to-back home runs...
What a weird weird season man 🤪
#BlueJays
What a weird weird season man 🤪
#BlueJays
I figured Scherzer vs Bassitt would be a quirky start but not to the extent of that 1st inning 😭
This that same home plate umpire that had like 15 ABS challenges called against him in a Yanks-Jays game back in August. 🙃
This that same home plate umpire that had like 15 ABS challenges called against him in a Yanks-Jays game back in August. 🙃
Stitch Frustrated: Oh No, Frustração!
ALT: Stitch Frustrated: Oh No, Frustração!
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I figured Scherzer vs Bassitt would be a quirky start but not to the extent of that 1st inning 😭
This that same home plate umpire that had like 15 ABS challenges called against him in a Yanks-Jays game back in August. 🙃
This that same home plate umpire that had like 15 ABS challenges called against him in a Yanks-Jays game back in August. 🙃
Tbf Jays last year during their miracle run also lost 2/3 in Sacramento just before the All-Star break... 🤷♂️
September 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Tbf Jays last year during their miracle run also lost 2/3 in Sacramento just before the All-Star break... 🤷♂️
September 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It's going to be a great week for Econ profs planning lesson plans as classes begin again this week. 😆
September 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
It's going to be a great week for Econ profs planning lesson plans as classes begin again this week. 😆
Quebec was on to something with their own provincial lemon law.
September 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Quebec was on to something with their own provincial lemon law.
Reposted by Mohit
The nice thing about being in The Satirical Arts is I can write the line, "Bring it on, fuckface. I’ll build an Austrian spa on your grave," and Doug Ford can't sue me
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
QUEEN’S PARK - Ontario’s premier has officially challenged the President of the United States to a corruption fight in a parking lot behind a local Etobicoke high school.
www.thebeaverton.com
August 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The nice thing about being in The Satirical Arts is I can write the line, "Bring it on, fuckface. I’ll build an Austrian spa on your grave," and Doug Ford can't sue me
Now Playing: The Million Dollar Arm
August 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Now Playing: The Million Dollar Arm
Reposted by Mohit
@ronnychieng.bsky.social explains why people should interact more face-to-face and stay off the "asylum" that is the Internet #AfterTheCut
August 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
@ronnychieng.bsky.social explains why people should interact more face-to-face and stay off the "asylum" that is the Internet #AfterTheCut