Nick Pisano
@nickpisano.bsky.social
Florida man who writes about real estate and personal finance. Fix your hearts or die.
This may be an extraordinarily niche tweet, but: I am startled by how much 1990s pro wrestling ref Nick Patrick looks and sounds like Danny McBride as Kenny Powers.
October 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This may be an extraordinarily niche tweet, but: I am startled by how much 1990s pro wrestling ref Nick Patrick looks and sounds like Danny McBride as Kenny Powers.
The “Aliens Exist” pull on the Thursday Night Football package was a nice touch.
September 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The “Aliens Exist” pull on the Thursday Night Football package was a nice touch.
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Incredible mixing of metaphors for an 11 word headline.
*DELUGE OF COPPER ARRIVING IN US LEAVES NEW ORLEANS WITH LOGJAM
*DELUGE OF COPPER ARRIVING IN US LEAVES NEW ORLEANS WITH LOGJAM
September 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Incredible mixing of metaphors for an 11 word headline.
*DELUGE OF COPPER ARRIVING IN US LEAVES NEW ORLEANS WITH LOGJAM
*DELUGE OF COPPER ARRIVING IN US LEAVES NEW ORLEANS WITH LOGJAM
What a poster.
#ComingUpOnTCM
REAR WINDOW (1954) James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Wendell Corey, Thelma Ritter, Raymond Burr
Dir.: Alfred Hitchcock 3:00 PM PT
A photographer with a broken leg uncovers a murder while spying on his neighbors.
1h 52m | Suspense | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
REAR WINDOW (1954) James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Wendell Corey, Thelma Ritter, Raymond Burr
Dir.: Alfred Hitchcock 3:00 PM PT
A photographer with a broken leg uncovers a murder while spying on his neighbors.
1h 52m | Suspense | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty
September 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What a poster.
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"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
August 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
I had not thought of this movie in maybe 20 years and seeing these posts the past day or so has really reminded me how much I absolutely hated every single aspect of it.
Aug 31st 1997 - At 4am Amélie Poulain decided she would reunite the box of treasures she found hidden in her bathroom earlier that morning with the owner, and if he was touched by the act, she would dedicate her life to making others happy.
📽️📅 Amélie (2001)
📽️📅 Amélie (2001)
August 31, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I had not thought of this movie in maybe 20 years and seeing these posts the past day or so has really reminded me how much I absolutely hated every single aspect of it.
This is genuinely very funny if you have had to sit through any SW FL local TV over the past few months.
🚨 Trump candidate Catalina Lauf loses in FL-19 as GOP voters reject the candidates who moved to Florida - including ex-Rep. Madison Cawthorn and ex-Rep. Chris Collins. The winner is Naples native Jim Schwartzel. He'll be the heavy favorite in November.
August 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is genuinely very funny if you have had to sit through any SW FL local TV over the past few months.
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There’s no actual alternative to polling but I just don’t believe they capture public sentiment in any reliable way anymore
August 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
There’s no actual alternative to polling but I just don’t believe they capture public sentiment in any reliable way anymore
Feels like this title card really deserves to be a meme.
#ComingUpOnTCM
I LOVE MY WIFE -- BUT! (1947) Dave O'Brien, Pete Smith, Anne O'Neal
Dir.: Dave O'Brien 12:45 PM PT
A husband endures the many annoying traits of his wife.
9m | Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
I LOVE MY WIFE -- BUT! (1947) Dave O'Brien, Pete Smith, Anne O'Neal
Dir.: Dave O'Brien 12:45 PM PT
A husband endures the many annoying traits of his wife.
9m | Short | TV-G
#TCM #TCMParty
August 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Feels like this title card really deserves to be a meme.
“Appliances used to be so much better built! Look at the fridge from the 70s in my garage!”
July 30, 2026 at 2:18 PM
“Appliances used to be so much better built! Look at the fridge from the 70s in my garage!”
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Me (indicating the Lowe’s Golf Cart in my living room): You guys won’t believe who touched that.
July 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Me (indicating the Lowe’s Golf Cart in my living room): You guys won’t believe who touched that.
“Gozu” (2003)
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“Gozu” (2003)
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I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language.
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
July 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language.
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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golden nugget casino, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
July 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
golden nugget casino, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
Looking at this for even 30 seconds reveals it is not, in fact, “TRUE” or accurate in any meaningful way.
No one wants to admit this, but it's TRUE.
If you want to actually have savings and go on vacation once a year (NOT on a credit card), and have no debt, and an emergency fund ready for a job layoff, yes:
this is what it takes.
If you want to actually have savings and go on vacation once a year (NOT on a credit card), and have no debt, and an emergency fund ready for a job layoff, yes:
this is what it takes.
July 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Looking at this for even 30 seconds reveals it is not, in fact, “TRUE” or accurate in any meaningful way.
I could not roll my eyes harder at this sentiment. Not corruption in FIFA 😱
July 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I could not roll my eyes harder at this sentiment. Not corruption in FIFA 😱
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NPR's Nina Totenberg said her false report of an Alito retirement was “the worst professional mistake of my more than 50 years in journalism."
I think it was the 2nd worst. The worst was continuing to cover the Supreme Court despite a close friendship with Ruth Bader Ginsburg over decades. 1/2🧵
I think it was the 2nd worst. The worst was continuing to cover the Supreme Court despite a close friendship with Ruth Bader Ginsburg over decades. 1/2🧵
NPR discusses error in reporting on the last day of the Supreme Court term
All Things Considered host Scott Detrow speaks with NPR's editor-in-chief Thomas Evans and Nina Totenberg about her reporting on the final day of the Supreme Court term.
www.npr.org
July 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
NPR's Nina Totenberg said her false report of an Alito retirement was “the worst professional mistake of my more than 50 years in journalism."
I think it was the 2nd worst. The worst was continuing to cover the Supreme Court despite a close friendship with Ruth Bader Ginsburg over decades. 1/2🧵
I think it was the 2nd worst. The worst was continuing to cover the Supreme Court despite a close friendship with Ruth Bader Ginsburg over decades. 1/2🧵
Just saw someone on TV praise “This Land is Your Land” because “it doesn’t take sides.” 😑
June 28, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Just saw someone on TV praise “This Land is Your Land” because “it doesn’t take sides.” 😑
This is the correct way to experience Hudson. From 30,000 feet, at 500 mph.
June 25, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This is the correct way to experience Hudson. From 30,000 feet, at 500 mph.
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amphitheater, daytona beach, florida, 1990
June 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
amphitheater, daytona beach, florida, 1990
Primary issue aside, I’m not sure where this guy thinks transplants in DC live. It’s not Ward 3!
There were some ugly claims on X that Janeese was the candidate of white “transplants” while McDuffie was the choice of longtime Black residents. But it looks like McDuffie will only win ward 3 (wealthy, white) while Janeese will carry every other ward (including majority-Black wards 7 and 8).
June 17, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Primary issue aside, I’m not sure where this guy thinks transplants in DC live. It’s not Ward 3!
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AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
AI cannot fail, it can only be sabotaged. You must stay ever-vigilant against Trotskyist wreckers.
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“It’s deeply concerning that the average 45-year-old male does not have a single friend or relative willing to text their favorite track from Harvest Moon with the caption ‘GOAT’ typed underneath,” said lead researcher Shannon Bailey
Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death
NEW YORK—Warning that millions of men aged 35 and older would be left utterly adrift following the traumatic loss, researchers at Columbia University published a study Monday that revealed the majorit...
theonion.com
June 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“It’s deeply concerning that the average 45-year-old male does not have a single friend or relative willing to text their favorite track from Harvest Moon with the caption ‘GOAT’ typed underneath,” said lead researcher Shannon Bailey