Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
Uhhhhhhh, he's got priors
September 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Uhhhhhhh, he's got priors
The French Broad River runs through Asheville, NC and is perfect for tubing and white water rafting, or just for sitting next to while you drink craft beer. It's the 3rd oldest river in the world, over 300 million years old.
(4th oldest river also runs through NC. Ironically called the New River.)
(4th oldest river also runs through NC. Ironically called the New River.)
September 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The French Broad River runs through Asheville, NC and is perfect for tubing and white water rafting, or just for sitting next to while you drink craft beer. It's the 3rd oldest river in the world, over 300 million years old.
(4th oldest river also runs through NC. Ironically called the New River.)
(4th oldest river also runs through NC. Ironically called the New River.)
Dr. Dre says ...nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement!
August 24, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Dr. Dre says ...nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement!
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
August 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
If I ever meet an employee of the independent I'm going to knock them out and tattoo their forehead so it says "PUNCH FACE FOR DIFFERENT PERSON"
August 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If I ever meet an employee of the independent I'm going to knock them out and tattoo their forehead so it says "PUNCH FACE FOR DIFFERENT PERSON"
Someone's already done this right?
July 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Someone's already done this right?
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry Laotian)
July 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry Laotian)
If Sony gets rid of physical games what will the world's biggest losers use as a backdrop for their sad YouTube videos?
July 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
If Sony gets rid of physical games what will the world's biggest losers use as a backdrop for their sad YouTube videos?
An actual conversation I had with a friend who works at an AI startup
June 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
An actual conversation I had with a friend who works at an AI startup
Humanity is too stupid to survive
June 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Humanity is too stupid to survive
Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap
May 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap
The man is an artist!
May 7, 2026 at 9:47 AM
The man is an artist!
Imagine you're a 20yo actress and a 55yo man approaches you at an event to give you a drawing he made of you when you were 14
May 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Imagine you're a 20yo actress and a 55yo man approaches you at an event to give you a drawing he made of you when you were 14
Pete Hegseth wakes up every day on the floor over half-eaten takeout food.
April 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Pete Hegseth wakes up every day on the floor over half-eaten takeout food.
um, why is it written like that? The random capitalization. The abrupt change in script and style. This looks like it was written by children.
March 25, 2026 at 4:21 AM
um, why is it written like that? The random capitalization. The abrupt change in script and style. This looks like it was written by children.
If you know you know
March 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If you know you know
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
March 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit
ChatGPT is still bad but boy it can be fun sometimes
March 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
ChatGPT is still bad but boy it can be fun sometimes
Still cannot believe his mfer really thought he could serve a second term
March 7, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Still cannot believe his mfer really thought he could serve a second term
It's that helmet laws massively discourage cycling and cycling gets safer the more people do it. The article pretty well makes the argument that helmet laws make cycling less safe. You should read it.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
It's that helmet laws massively discourage cycling and cycling gets safer the more people do it. The article pretty well makes the argument that helmet laws make cycling less safe. You should read it.
*looks directly at camera*
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
*looks directly at camera*