Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
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Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I don't believe that's true because if that were true, it would mean that every decision I've ever made in my life was wrong or at least misguided and I would have to reevaluate my entire being and that's too much for me so I don't believe it and actually I'm now angry that you suggested it.
If you're not willing to explain to your children that jk rowling is evil, then you're a bad parent. If you don't care that she's evil, you're a bad person. If you don't agree that she's evil, then you're also evil.
October 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
If you're not willing to explain to your children that jk rowling is evil, then you're a bad parent. If you don't care that she's evil, you're a bad person. If you don't agree that she's evil, then you're also evil.
Polls only sample the small subset of the population that is *willing to answer a poll*. Those people are freaks, and not representative of the rest of society.
If a pollster called you, you'd hang up. So would I. So would any normal person.
Polls are useless.
If a pollster called you, you'd hang up. So would I. So would any normal person.
Polls are useless.
October 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Polls only sample the small subset of the population that is *willing to answer a poll*. Those people are freaks, and not representative of the rest of society.
If a pollster called you, you'd hang up. So would I. So would any normal person.
Polls are useless.
If a pollster called you, you'd hang up. So would I. So would any normal person.
Polls are useless.
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Is it safe for me to say on here that I do not believe the polls about the Midterms? I don't trust white voters to be honest about their voting intentions with pollsters.
October 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Is it safe for me to say on here that I do not believe the polls about the Midterms? I don't trust white voters to be honest about their voting intentions with pollsters.
The Effect of Intonation Shifts and Vocal Intensity by Commentators on the Perceived Excitement of Sports
or
Why Joe Buck Sounds So Boring
or
Why Joe Buck Sounds So Boring
October 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The Effect of Intonation Shifts and Vocal Intensity by Commentators on the Perceived Excitement of Sports
or
Why Joe Buck Sounds So Boring
or
Why Joe Buck Sounds So Boring
Very funny to me that someone blocked me over this.
You should let people put pineapple on pizzas and ketchup on hotdogs and you're the bad guy if you bother them about it.
October 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Very funny to me that someone blocked me over this.
I can't watch baseball anymore. They now show ads *during the game*
Not just between innings. Not just during pitching changes. They interrupt the actual game.
No more. @mlb.com has to understand that this is unacceptable. They're ruining the fan experience.
Not just between innings. Not just during pitching changes. They interrupt the actual game.
No more. @mlb.com has to understand that this is unacceptable. They're ruining the fan experience.
October 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I can't watch baseball anymore. They now show ads *during the game*
Not just between innings. Not just during pitching changes. They interrupt the actual game.
No more. @mlb.com has to understand that this is unacceptable. They're ruining the fan experience.
Not just between innings. Not just during pitching changes. They interrupt the actual game.
No more. @mlb.com has to understand that this is unacceptable. They're ruining the fan experience.
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Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
October 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
Ohhhh fuuck meee...
Happy Wednesday, everyone!!
I have an appt later in Carson...
I have an appt later in Carson...
October 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ohhhh fuuck meee...
Marques Brownlee cannot say anything too negative about any piece of tech cause he would risk damaging his relationship with the tech companies, which is another way of saying Marques Brownlee's reviews are entirely worthless to consumers.
September 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Marques Brownlee cannot say anything too negative about any piece of tech cause he would risk damaging his relationship with the tech companies, which is another way of saying Marques Brownlee's reviews are entirely worthless to consumers.
Elliott Smith grew up lower class in genuinely horrible circumstances and his music reflected his subsequent struggle with alcoholism and depression and it's honestly fucked up for someone like Phoebe Bridgers - who came from a well adjusted upper middle class family - to copy his entire style.
September 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Elliott Smith grew up lower class in genuinely horrible circumstances and his music reflected his subsequent struggle with alcoholism and depression and it's honestly fucked up for someone like Phoebe Bridgers - who came from a well adjusted upper middle class family - to copy his entire style.
Hi
I'm Anthony Jeselnik.
I read a lot of books.
That makes me smarter than you.
And I pause a lot in my comedy.
That way
I don't have to write as many jokes.
I'm Anthony Jeselnik.
I read a lot of books.
That makes me smarter than you.
And I pause a lot in my comedy.
That way
I don't have to write as many jokes.
September 21, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Hi
I'm Anthony Jeselnik.
I read a lot of books.
That makes me smarter than you.
And I pause a lot in my comedy.
That way
I don't have to write as many jokes.
I'm Anthony Jeselnik.
I read a lot of books.
That makes me smarter than you.
And I pause a lot in my comedy.
That way
I don't have to write as many jokes.
I was an early adopter of streaming platforms. I had Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and prime. Fuuck, I had Seeso until it folded. I paid for these services because I hate advertisements and I was happy to pay not to see them. Then they started showing ads. Now I pirate everything. Funny how that works.
September 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I was an early adopter of streaming platforms. I had Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and prime. Fuuck, I had Seeso until it folded. I paid for these services because I hate advertisements and I was happy to pay not to see them. Then they started showing ads. Now I pirate everything. Funny how that works.
Batman is a bad character.
Bruce Wayne could use his billions to fight crime with social programs and political reform but instead he's gonna keep playing dress up and beating the shit out of poor people until his parents come back to life
Bruce Wayne could use his billions to fight crime with social programs and political reform but instead he's gonna keep playing dress up and beating the shit out of poor people until his parents come back to life
September 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Batman is a bad character.
Bruce Wayne could use his billions to fight crime with social programs and political reform but instead he's gonna keep playing dress up and beating the shit out of poor people until his parents come back to life
Bruce Wayne could use his billions to fight crime with social programs and political reform but instead he's gonna keep playing dress up and beating the shit out of poor people until his parents come back to life
I dunno, if my dog got out and bit three of my neighbors, I'm pretty sure I would be in trouble
My model broke out and hacked TWENTY companies
Google’s Gemini breaks out of test environment to hack three external firms: Report | Mint
Google’s Gemini hacked three companies in the first known breakout, after the model accessed the internet and breached external systems during an evaluation of its cybersecurity capabilities.
www.livemint.com
September 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I dunno, if my dog got out and bit three of my neighbors, I'm pretty sure I would be in trouble
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Honestly, my advice is to just never try to say one empire's brutal mass killings were better or worse than another. That's just a losing proposition.
September 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Honestly, my advice is to just never try to say one empire's brutal mass killings were better or worse than another. That's just a losing proposition.
downloading and installing old versions of bluesky until I get to one that doesn't have the text box at the top of my feed.
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
downloading and installing old versions of bluesky until I get to one that doesn't have the text box at the top of my feed.
It remains hilarious to me that Bouie blocked me over this.
The Link's Awakening remake is a great example of a game that recreates all of the content while completely butchering the vibe of the game. The graphics were wrong. The music was VERY wrong. Original is one of the greatest Zelda titles ever made. The remake is absolute trash.
September 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It remains hilarious to me that Bouie blocked me over this.
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ChatGPT is still bad but boy it can be fun sometimes
March 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
ChatGPT is still bad but boy it can be fun sometimes
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The word gay used to mean happy because straight people aren't.
March 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The word gay used to mean happy because straight people aren't.
If you refuse to make things a little better because you want things to be a lot better, things will get worse.
September 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
If you refuse to make things a little better because you want things to be a lot better, things will get worse.
My take is that is that every AI ceo has hit a ceiling with their model. They can't get it to stop hallucinating. They can't get it out of the uncanny valley. But if they admitted that, the stock would tank. But if they pretend to slow it down for *safety*, then dum dums will keep buying it.
September 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
My take is that is that every AI ceo has hit a ceiling with their model. They can't get it to stop hallucinating. They can't get it out of the uncanny valley. But if they admitted that, the stock would tank. But if they pretend to slow it down for *safety*, then dum dums will keep buying it.
This man will believe anything told to him by a man in a suit and a smile
I don’t think the dynamics here are that complicated. Imagine a foot race where the winner gets a trillion dollars, but as the leaders of the pack approach the end line they see it’s at the very edge of a sheer 1000’ cliff. They would probably try to coordinate some slowdown.
September 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This man will believe anything told to him by a man in a suit and a smile
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"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
September 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
The word cope is a verb. If you use it as a noun, your brain has been poisoned by online and you are now a huge loser. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. What you need now is some kind of coping mechanism.
September 12, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The word cope is a verb. If you use it as a noun, your brain has been poisoned by online and you are now a huge loser. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules. What you need now is some kind of coping mechanism.
The absolute fucking brainstorms you'd have to have to equate "voting for a candidate" with "appeasement"
Some people are so obsessed with the concept of their own importance that they fully let their brains atrophy. These people are a disease that is killing society.
Some people are so obsessed with the concept of their own importance that they fully let their brains atrophy. These people are a disease that is killing society.
...you're in the mentions of someone who I'm in agreement with, not the other way around.
"How politics works" has given you a series of genocidal warmongers as president, culminating in Trump. Appeasement clearly doesn't achieve your aims; aims which I do believe are good, for what it's worth.
"How politics works" has given you a series of genocidal warmongers as president, culminating in Trump. Appeasement clearly doesn't achieve your aims; aims which I do believe are good, for what it's worth.
September 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The absolute fucking brainstorms you'd have to have to equate "voting for a candidate" with "appeasement"
Some people are so obsessed with the concept of their own importance that they fully let their brains atrophy. These people are a disease that is killing society.
Some people are so obsessed with the concept of their own importance that they fully let their brains atrophy. These people are a disease that is killing society.