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masnick.com
Satire remains dead.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Dec 10
Ingraham: The instagram posts from nut bag people ..people celebrating. This this is a sickness, honestly, it's so disappointing, but I guess we shouldn't be surprised.. up next, the other big news out of New York, Daniel Penny, a lot of people think he is a hero.
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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parkermolloy.com
This is a nightmare scenario for trans people. If language like this gets into an HHS funding bill that becomes law, pretty much every hospital and doctor's office that treats trans people of any age would stop doing so.

This is the most extreme anti-trans push yet.
December 10, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
Well this is grim
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here" the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me. 8 135 3.8K 97K ... stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood 5 760 3.2K 82K stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h ... it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
July 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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cait.bsky.social
this is the horniest mugshot i've ever seen. who took this
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Dec 9
Authorities have released the mugshot of Luigi Mangione, FOX Baltimore reports
The mugshot of Luigi Mangione, who is looking into the camera
December 10, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with cannolis
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
CEO's should be thankful this all happened after Halloween
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
Manifesto located:
rally.luckyraven.cc Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · Dec 9
Hang on a second,
A screenshot of the "How I defeated Fascism With the Power of Love" meme.
December 9, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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ceej.online
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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yallchemist.bsky.social
wahoo
What are the Mario Bros views on American healthcare? Mario says: We must vote our way out of this crushing system. luigi says [REDACTED]
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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juicyb3rry.bsky.social
my neck
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
No lies detected.
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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jamellebouie.net
get every single one of these people out of leadership and put them on a farm somewhere i don’t give a shit www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...
Clyburn urges Biden to pardon Trump 'so we can clean the slate'
After convincing President Biden to pardon his son Hunter, South Carolina Rep. Jim Clyburn is now calling for clemency for Donald Trump. "If we keep digging at things in the past, I'm not too sure the...
www.msnbc.com
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
nonepizza.bsky.social
Is there an easy way to get your Twitter follows into bluesky? Or at least have the app look for them?
December 9, 2024 at 5:04 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
Cross posting, since this the ICC isn't over here:

indianacapitalchronicle.com/2024/12/09/s...
Secretary of state spending includes millions in no-bid contracts • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Contracts awarded by the Secretary of State's Office show millions have been quietly spent absent any competitive bidding.
indianacapitalchronicle.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
Reading Limits to Capital (David Harvey) and my friends were right--this is a much easier read than Capital proper
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
The upcoming Twitter TOS change (re: AI) is the last straw--I guess I'm here now

Gotta complain about SQL, consultants, and the world somewhere
October 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Even if Hamas did 100% of what Israelis say they did, that's not justification to bomb and starve a civilian population for weeks on end.
December 5, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
people who say social media is just making up a guy to get mad at are missing the big picture. it's also making up a guy to get mad on behalf of.
November 10, 2023 at 6:35 PM
nonepizza.bsky.social
We let guests submit songs for our wedding reception playlist, and when I tell you that I thought "Anything" or "Anything by Usher" or "Anything by Taylor Swift" was referring to a SPECIFIC SONG CALLED ANYTHING I am being 100% honest
November 2, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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gothfem.me
mayor , the people demand More Corvids . how do you respond
October 25, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat

Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies
and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other
October 23, 2023 at 4:14 PM