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Area Woman
@notoriousbjg.bsky.social
Recovering immigration attorney (currently practicing labor law). Deez nuts jokes aficionado. Was only on Jeopardy! once, but frequently in jeopardy.
"The extrajudicial executions will continue until morale improves" - this fuckface, probably
Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."
July 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Vance is gonna get excommunicated via Twitter at this rate. And I'm here for it
BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.
April 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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why then are so many of the people lauded as genius innovators the most ignorant and incurious kind of brain-melted hack-ass fraud? a true mystery of our times
The research, which was commissioned by the Collison brothers, appears to support a position that individual 'geniuses' are the key drivers of innovation, rather than structural factors like education, capital formation and the rule of law
Tax breaks for ‘tech talent’ may be needed to secure Ireland’s future growth, says new report
Ireland should consider using personal tax policy to attract tech “superstars” and entrepreneurs from abroad to set up here, just as tax breaks were used to lure multinationals, according to a report…
www.independent.ie
March 19, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I keep saying this: if you agree to an interview with Isaac Chotiner, that per se means that you have no friends, because true friends would warn you that you're about to show your entire ass in front of the nation.
March 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Fascists who have mobilized their base via white supremacy will continue to win until white people who nominally consider themselves opposed to fascism, under any banner, learn the critical importance of creating a constant ethic that is informed by consistent principles that aren't solely selfish.
March 4, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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"Trump is just doing what Obama did, & no one complained back then!" Given that this is a central talking point MAGA is using to reach people outside their hardcore base, it would be useful if a proper journalistic outlet addressed this comparison in an evidence-based way. I haven't seen one yet.
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Dem leadership is a bunch of "pick me"-ass bitches
Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.

Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.
December 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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What this will mean, in practice, that if you are deemed an enemy of the administration, they will pore through your citizenship application paperwork looking for some reason to retroactively disqualify you.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I get that Rob Reiner was beloved but I'm not sure why DJT's statements re: his murder was the line in the sand for some ppl. POTUS was on record calling Somali immigrants "garbage" a few days ago and that state senator from MN was the only GOP pol to reject that statement
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Pretty much. No one thought I was cool as a teenager and they're not about to start now, so I don't see why I have to try and impress them
The best thing about middle age is not giving one single solitary fuck about being cool anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
High-quality legal scholarship, right here. This is what I live for.
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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One of the most striking things about these ICE/BP raids is not that they’re all kitted out for war while going after people who didn’t do anything wrong and don’t pose a threat, but that they always bring a camera crew.
Commander Greg Bovino led a group of Border Patrol agents on walk around the French Quarter in New Orleans this afternoon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.

We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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My retirement vacation plans will revolve around all the graves I’ll have to piss on
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Broke: "I want justice."

Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."

Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I understand that the policy role former conservatives such as myself will have in the Big Tent, which is absolutely zero. That's completely fine and fair. It's not policy that interests us at this point.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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History repeats itself, first as 4chan, then as reddit
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The important question is, would she have still loved him if he *wasn't* a worm?
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I urge members of the legal profession to realize that prosecuting individuals who seek to overturn the constitutional order is not "retaliation" in any normatively significant sense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I've seen takes about how pathetic these ppl are has cured your imposter syndrome, but I'm weirdly feeling the reverse: "If I have not attained such success, I must somehow be even more pathetic than Larry Summers thirsting after an LSE economist and making a known sex trafficker his wingman"
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Please, every news outlet, stop using the word "deportation" when it comes to ICE's activities. Deportation is a legal process, they're kidnapping people and holding them illegally. Your terminology is normalizing what they're doing.
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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anyway ludicrous to think the right question is “how did DHS lose its way??” and not “why did we build a domestic security super agency in the first place, and who has that power served”
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM