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NYTCooking and Andy Baraghani, may you never know peace
July 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
NYTCooking and Andy Baraghani, may you never know peace
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Toadally Tina’s
Maplesville, AL
Maplesville, AL
June 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Toadally Tina’s
Maplesville, AL
Maplesville, AL
If I'm ever in a coma and someone says "he's a fighter" just know that they are an imposter and have never met me. I am not a fighter. Let me die
June 18, 2026 at 11:01 AM
If I'm ever in a coma and someone says "he's a fighter" just know that they are an imposter and have never met me. I am not a fighter. Let me die
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I should change my number
February 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I should change my number
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one of the worst things you could do is solve all my problems and take from me my one true joy in life: complaining
February 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
one of the worst things you could do is solve all my problems and take from me my one true joy in life: complaining
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“Very bad side effects, I almost died, a dangerous drug - don’t use this drug.”
May 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
“Very bad side effects, I almost died, a dangerous drug - don’t use this drug.”
season 11 of Frasier real was wild. they had Peri Gilpin in THIS
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
season 11 of Frasier real was wild. they had Peri Gilpin in THIS
If I was a horror movie character I think I would struggle with the "fight through incredible suffering" stuff but I could really slay the "bash their head in while they're unconscious" part
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If I was a horror movie character I think I would struggle with the "fight through incredible suffering" stuff but I could really slay the "bash their head in while they're unconscious" part
obsessed with this from the latest conjuring movie. like ghost hunting very much does still attract ridicule???
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
obsessed with this from the latest conjuring movie. like ghost hunting very much does still attract ridicule???
This made me GASP
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This made me GASP
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New vocal stim unlocked: "Claggart quirted her again and again"
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
New vocal stim unlocked: "Claggart quirted her again and again"
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Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell. kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram
kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram is one of the most truly unsettling things ive seen in a while
September 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell. kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram
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Girl, I am losing my mind
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Girl, I am losing my mind
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gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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“...was wondering if there was a specific brand of apple cider vinegar I can take with my sodium bicarb tablets that'll help balance my electrolytes without causing...”
May 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“...was wondering if there was a specific brand of apple cider vinegar I can take with my sodium bicarb tablets that'll help balance my electrolytes without causing...”
the lady from Drop kinda seems like a bitch
May 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the lady from Drop kinda seems like a bitch