clochemerlesque
@p38blue.bsky.social
Hahahahaha
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hahahahaha
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September 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Trans rights on the chopping block is one scary thing. It’s RIGHTS treated with the energy of a fad. Trans rights, trans kids, trans athletes are like a 3 headed camel trying to nose in and make ALL RIGHTS subject to whim.
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights.
We all know that's some BS.
We all know that's some BS.
September 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Trans rights on the chopping block is one scary thing. It’s RIGHTS treated with the energy of a fad. Trans rights, trans kids, trans athletes are like a 3 headed camel trying to nose in and make ALL RIGHTS subject to whim.
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[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social
It’s just like that
September 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It’s just like that
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Me too bitch, you're not special.
September 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Me too bitch, you're not special.
Wait, what the PSL is this?!
September 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Wait, what the PSL is this?!
The era of eating fresh, crisp fruits and vegetables is over. Boil the fuck out of everything or roll the dice if you shit your guts out.
This summer's food recalls are broader in scope, longer-lasting, and more severe than past years as regulators are slow to respond.
The parasite surveillance staff at the CDC, which responds to outbreaks (such as cyclosporiasis), was downsized last year by DOGE from 11 people to three.
The parasite surveillance staff at the CDC, which responds to outbreaks (such as cyclosporiasis), was downsized last year by DOGE from 11 people to three.
A summer of recalls exposes holes in the nation’s food safety net • Minnesota Reformer
Jalapenos. Frozen berries. Beef. Alfalfa sprouts. A summer of food recalls, including the record-shattering cyclosporiasis outbreak tied to iceberg lettuce that has sickened thousands, has raised many...
minnesotareformer.com
August 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The era of eating fresh, crisp fruits and vegetables is over. Boil the fuck out of everything or roll the dice if you shit your guts out.
End Times
A hurricane could form near Southern California this week, seriously
A hurricane could form near Southern California this week, seriously
A tropical storm currently forming off the coast of Baja California could develop into a hurricane by next week, according to meteorologists. KTLA weatherman Kaj Goldberg said that meteorologists a…
ktla.com
August 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
End Times
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August 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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I got Mapquest.
Any way I can de-Google my life is a good thing.
Any way I can de-Google my life is a good thing.
August 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I got Mapquest.
Any way I can de-Google my life is a good thing.
Any way I can de-Google my life is a good thing.
Minnesota State Fair!
August 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Minnesota State Fair!
Holy shit this thread just crushed me
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
August 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Holy shit this thread just crushed me
This is true
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
August 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is true
Mmmmmmm the cruelty makes ‘em tingle
The lazy sociopath who golfs instead of working (on, say, a plan to win a war with Iran) wants terminally ill patients to work for benefits they’re entitled to.
August 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Mmmmmmm the cruelty makes ‘em tingle
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Dr. Frankenstein doesn't like his monster.
August 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Dr. Frankenstein doesn't like his monster.
Sigh, so accurate
The Family Values Pundit
(Divorcio moralisticus)
HABITAT: New York Times bestseller list and a weekly column.
DISTINCTIVE CALL: "As a man with a deeply unhappy wife, here's why divorce is bad for society."
(Divorcio moralisticus)
HABITAT: New York Times bestseller list and a weekly column.
DISTINCTIVE CALL: "As a man with a deeply unhappy wife, here's why divorce is bad for society."
A Field Guide to Legacy Media Pundits in the United States
The Family Values Pundit (Divorcio moralisticus) HABITAT: New York Times bestseller list and a weekly column. DISTINCTIVE CALL: “As a man with a deeply unhap...
buff.ly
July 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Sigh, so accurate
Mmmm hmm
To stave off the inevitable accusations of guilt based off of a person taking the fifth please recall that Trump took the fifth over four hundred times in one investigation
Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG’s civil probe of his business practices
An attorney for Trump said the former president answered only one question, about his name, during the four-hour deposition.
www.nbcnews.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Mmmm hmm
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
As Washington considers pulling back the “millionaires tax” think on this
Millionaire flight is always a myth. Taxing rich people to invest more in our schools and transportation has been a resounding success.
inequality.org/article/wher...
inequality.org/article/wher...
Where is Massachusetts’ Millionaire Exodus?
Massachusetts proves that progressive taxes do not cause ultra-wealthy flight.
inequality.org
July 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
As Washington considers pulling back the “millionaires tax” think on this
Voting is the most basic act of citizenship. The SAVE Act makes it expensive. Expensive voting is restricted voting. Restricted voting is not democracy. It's oligarchy with a ballot fee. #PayToVoteSaveAct
July 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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I confess this thought has crossed my mind and the doomer in me can't help but wonder if all the economic bombs Trump has set will just happen to explode the moment we swear in a Dem, causing voters to believe things were better under Trump...
Market derangement has been desperately trying to hold off disaster for him. Any Dem would already be facing another great depression
July 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I confess this thought has crossed my mind and the doomer in me can't help but wonder if all the economic bombs Trump has set will just happen to explode the moment we swear in a Dem, causing voters to believe things were better under Trump...
But it’s so fun to goose the markets!
Tariffing a country is as effective in ending forest fire smoke as inventing weekly peace talks is in ending a war.
July 20, 2026 at 5:33 PM
But it’s so fun to goose the markets!
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i had fun making this one
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A diarrhea outbreak is what happens when you elect Republicans
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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July 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i had fun making this one
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