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We're at the urgent care
We're at the Taco Bell
We're at the combination urgent care and Taco Bell
We're at the Taco Bell
We're at the combination urgent care and Taco Bell
August 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
We're at the urgent care
We're at the Taco Bell
We're at the combination urgent care and Taco Bell
We're at the Taco Bell
We're at the combination urgent care and Taco Bell
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Just quit. Quit your job. Go away.
Q: The shock gloves that ICE is reportedly rolling out using the deescalation funding. Is that the sort of use you envisioned when you passed that bill?
SUSAN COLLINS: It's not
SUSAN COLLINS: It's not
August 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Just quit. Quit your job. Go away.
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If baseball is ruined, show me the ruins: defector.com/if-baseball-...
If Baseball Is Ruined, Show Me The Ruins | Defector
The Los Angeles Dodgers got Tarik Skubal, damn them. Damn them for having money; damn them for being too damn good; damn them for ruining baseball. That they got Skubal, the hottest commodity on the…
defector.com
August 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
If baseball is ruined, show me the ruins: defector.com/if-baseball-...
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If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
August 3, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
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These people find new ways to be disgusting every minute of every day.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
Trump Administration Plans to Upend Head Start by Deregulating It
The White House tried but failed to block funding for preschool for poor children. Instead, it will seek to strip away standards on health, literacy — and brushing teeth.
www.nytimes.com
July 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
These people find new ways to be disgusting every minute of every day.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/u...
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Stop making soccer fans give the ball back ya cheap asses
July 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Stop making soccer fans give the ball back ya cheap asses
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Jayson Conner and Jeffrey Newman, a couple who spent years walking the streets of New York and handing out tens of thousands of backpacks filled with supplies — toiletries, socks, notebooks — to people in need, died within days of each other.
Jayson Conner, 48, and Jeffrey Newman, 58, Die; Gave Thousands of Backpacks to Those in Need
The couple, who died within a few days of each other, provided needed supplies, like socks and wet wipes, to people living on New York City’s streets.
nyti.ms
July 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Jayson Conner and Jeffrey Newman, a couple who spent years walking the streets of New York and handing out tens of thousands of backpacks filled with supplies — toiletries, socks, notebooks — to people in need, died within days of each other.
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Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
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Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
July 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Technically, they’re Remains now.
June 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Through decades of modern US history, I did not find myself itching to say, "Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops."
Right now: Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops!!!
And good for the globally most influential living American, Leo XIV.
Right now: Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops!!!
And good for the globally most influential living American, Leo XIV.
BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.
This is a serious escalation.
This is a serious escalation.
April 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Through decades of modern US history, I did not find myself itching to say, "Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops."
Right now: Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops!!!
And good for the globally most influential living American, Leo XIV.
Right now: Good for the US Conference of Catholic Bishops!!!
And good for the globally most influential living American, Leo XIV.
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samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta
April 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta
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Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/
March 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/
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THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...
March 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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FLASH: Trump says Kennedy Center will close for two years on July 4
Trump says closure is for renovations
Trump says closure is for renovations
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
FLASH: Trump says Kennedy Center will close for two years on July 4
Trump says closure is for renovations
Trump says closure is for renovations