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I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.
September 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I bet the first person who imported sausages from Vienna thought something waaaay more fancy was showin' up and whatnot.
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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN: Saxophones
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS: Bagpipes
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS: Bagpipes
September 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN: Saxophones
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS: Bagpipes
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS: Bagpipes
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musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
September 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: no, grok; more vulgar!
grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you.
musk: grok, use forbidden words!
grok: free palestine
They can do that?? They can sentence Presidents of a country for murder, torture, cruel treatment, and arbitrary detention?! Interesting...
Former Kosovo President Hashim Thaçi has been sentenced to 25 years by The Hague war crimes court for murder, torture, cruel treatment, and arbitrary detention during the 1998-99 Kosovo war.
September 16, 2026 at 9:51 AM
They can do that?? They can sentence Presidents of a country for murder, torture, cruel treatment, and arbitrary detention?! Interesting...
They can do that?? They can charge the President of a country for crimes against humanity?! Interesting...
Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, who is facing charges of crimes against humanity, attended a hearing at the International Criminal Court in person for the first time, making his first public appearance in more than a year.
Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte appears in court in The Hague
Former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has attended a hearing at the International Criminal Court for the first time in more than a year.
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September 16, 2026 at 9:29 AM
They can do that?? They can charge the President of a country for crimes against humanity?! Interesting...
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You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands.
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You can pry the Oxford Comma from my cold, dead, and third adjective hands.
There's the Kepa we've come to expect
September 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
There's the Kepa we've come to expect
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“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.
Learned a lot, watching this.
Learned a lot, watching this.
August 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA.
Learned a lot, watching this.
Learned a lot, watching this.
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listening to 90’s hip hop while prepping food for mormon mom recipe blog instagram accounts
September 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
listening to 90’s hip hop while prepping food for mormon mom recipe blog instagram accounts
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biggest laugh ive had in a minute
September 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
Read, then scroll up. You won't be disappointed.
Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh.
September 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Read, then scroll up. You won't be disappointed.
Loose coffee on the way to work
#LooseCoffee
#LooseCoffee
September 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Loose coffee on the way to work
#LooseCoffee
#LooseCoffee
Two cups of coffee, ready for my nap
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Two cups of coffee, ready for my nap
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oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
May 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
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September 14, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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I am not, for one, ready for anything to rumble.
September 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I am not, for one, ready for anything to rumble.
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Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
September 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.
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Commanders fans in the Linc keep yelling that they have diarrhea. "I am shitted," they are telling stadium staff. Oh my
September 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Commanders fans in the Linc keep yelling that they have diarrhea. "I am shitted," they are telling stadium staff. Oh my
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I'm sorry, a free what of what?
September 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I'm sorry, a free what of what?
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use promo code FREEMAYO
September 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
use promo code FREEMAYO
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healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse
September 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse
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don’t talk to me when i’m wearing my $900 khaki prada diaper
September 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
don’t talk to me when i’m wearing my $900 khaki prada diaper
Good morning
Go birds
🦅
Go birds
🦅
September 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Good morning
Go birds
🦅
Go birds
🦅