P. J. Benney 🐮
@pjbenney.bsky.social
Writer · Proofreader · Synaesthete · DÉJÀ MOO (2016) · BOVINE INTERVENTION (2020) · HERD MORTALITY (WIP)
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P. J. Benney 🐮
@pjbenney.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel eBook : Benney, P. J.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Time is relative.
Fame is fiction.
Witches beget witches.
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel, out now on Kindle.
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM
Fame is fiction.
Witches beget witches.
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel, out now on Kindle.
amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM
New story idea.
🚨 NEW STORY IDEA 🚨
🚨 NEW STORY IDEA 🚨
September 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
New story idea.
🚨 NEW STORY IDEA 🚨
🚨 NEW STORY IDEA 🚨
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New devastating insult just dropped lol
Meat proxy (noun): “A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.” [sfisms.org]
Meat proxy
A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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August 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
New devastating insult just dropped lol
If you like romantic tension, doppelgangers and salt licks, be advised that Bovine Intervention: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Sequel is on sale for just 99c/99p this week! 🐮
US: amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NCCW69Q
US: amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NCCW69Q
Bovine Intervention: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Sequel
Amazon.com: Bovine Intervention: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Sequel eBook : Benney, P. J.: Kindle Store
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August 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
If you like romantic tension, doppelgangers and salt licks, be advised that Bovine Intervention: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Sequel is on sale for just 99c/99p this week! 🐮
US: amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NCCW69Q
US: amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NCCW69Q
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August approaches, which calls for my monthly reminder that my commissions are OPEN :D
Want art of your OC, book or TTRPG character? Human, creature, and everything in between? Check out my links!
Classic choices: vgen.co/Aowna
For everything not listed, DM or email me!
Reposts appreciated 🫡
Want art of your OC, book or TTRPG character? Human, creature, and everything in between? Check out my links!
Classic choices: vgen.co/Aowna
For everything not listed, DM or email me!
Reposts appreciated 🫡
July 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
August approaches, which calls for my monthly reminder that my commissions are OPEN :D
Want art of your OC, book or TTRPG character? Human, creature, and everything in between? Check out my links!
Classic choices: vgen.co/Aowna
For everything not listed, DM or email me!
Reposts appreciated 🫡
Want art of your OC, book or TTRPG character? Human, creature, and everything in between? Check out my links!
Classic choices: vgen.co/Aowna
For everything not listed, DM or email me!
Reposts appreciated 🫡
Time flows in but one direction... usually!
To celebrate 10 years of Lawnmowers, Inc., 🐮DÉJÀ MOO and 🐄BOVINE INTERVENTION are just 99p/99c for a week.
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
US: amazon.com/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
Cynthia, Daniel and Lily will be back soon, in 🔮HERD MORTALITY.
To celebrate 10 years of Lawnmowers, Inc., 🐮DÉJÀ MOO and 🐄BOVINE INTERVENTION are just 99p/99c for a week.
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
US: amazon.com/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
Cynthia, Daniel and Lily will be back soon, in 🔮HERD MORTALITY.
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel
Déjà Moo: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Novel eBook : Benney, P. J.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
amazon.co.uk
July 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Time flows in but one direction... usually!
To celebrate 10 years of Lawnmowers, Inc., 🐮DÉJÀ MOO and 🐄BOVINE INTERVENTION are just 99p/99c for a week.
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
US: amazon.com/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
Cynthia, Daniel and Lily will be back soon, in 🔮HERD MORTALITY.
To celebrate 10 years of Lawnmowers, Inc., 🐮DÉJÀ MOO and 🐄BOVINE INTERVENTION are just 99p/99c for a week.
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
US: amazon.com/dp/B01JD4EBVM/
Cynthia, Daniel and Lily will be back soon, in 🔮HERD MORTALITY.
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Marketing your book in 2026
July 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Marketing your book in 2026
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I FUCKING DID IT
IN THE SHADOW OF MY BRIGHT FUTURE IS DONE
IN THE SHADOW OF MY BRIGHT FUTURE IS DONE
Don’t look at the draft because it might spook and run away, but I think I might finish IN THE SHADOW OF MY BRIGHT FUTURE today 🫢
July 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I FUCKING DID IT
IN THE SHADOW OF MY BRIGHT FUTURE IS DONE
IN THE SHADOW OF MY BRIGHT FUTURE IS DONE
Been a hell of a month.
But a special anniversary is coming up tomorrow. 🐮
See you then!
But a special anniversary is coming up tomorrow. 🐮
See you then!
July 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Been a hell of a month.
But a special anniversary is coming up tomorrow. 🐮
See you then!
But a special anniversary is coming up tomorrow. 🐮
See you then!
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OMG, so it's happening!
Pre-orders are now starting for Lost Infernal over on Amazon. The Kindle pre-order is live and you can get it for $4.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBLTY4T...
#Booksky #Readers #DearGodsWhatAmIDoing
Pre-orders are now starting for Lost Infernal over on Amazon. The Kindle pre-order is live and you can get it for $4.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBLTY4T...
#Booksky #Readers #DearGodsWhatAmIDoing
July 26, 2026 at 4:55 AM
OMG, so it's happening!
Pre-orders are now starting for Lost Infernal over on Amazon. The Kindle pre-order is live and you can get it for $4.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBLTY4T...
#Booksky #Readers #DearGodsWhatAmIDoing
Pre-orders are now starting for Lost Infernal over on Amazon. The Kindle pre-order is live and you can get it for $4.99.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBLTY4T...
#Booksky #Readers #DearGodsWhatAmIDoing
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The 2026 Oversound Chapbook Prize is open for submissions!
www.oversoundpoetry.com/chapbook
$1000 and 50 copies to winner.
$18 to enter. (or $21 to enter and receive a back issue or previously published chapbook)
April 1st-May 31st, 2026
Manuscript length: 15-30 pages.
Judge: Ari Banias
www.oversoundpoetry.com/chapbook
$1000 and 50 copies to winner.
$18 to enter. (or $21 to enter and receive a back issue or previously published chapbook)
April 1st-May 31st, 2026
Manuscript length: 15-30 pages.
Judge: Ari Banias
May 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The 2026 Oversound Chapbook Prize is open for submissions!
www.oversoundpoetry.com/chapbook
$1000 and 50 copies to winner.
$18 to enter. (or $21 to enter and receive a back issue or previously published chapbook)
April 1st-May 31st, 2026
Manuscript length: 15-30 pages.
Judge: Ari Banias
www.oversoundpoetry.com/chapbook
$1000 and 50 copies to winner.
$18 to enter. (or $21 to enter and receive a back issue or previously published chapbook)
April 1st-May 31st, 2026
Manuscript length: 15-30 pages.
Judge: Ari Banias
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I’ve written a note about the e-novel. It’s now included in the book, and I’ve added it to the landing page of my Payhip store. And I’ve extended the lower $2.99 launch special until Sunday, August 2nd.
Debut e-novel: A Brunch Tale
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#Art #SupportArtists #Poetry #BSkyArt #Vote
Debut e-novel: A Brunch Tale
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#Art #SupportArtists #Poetry #BSkyArt #Vote
July 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’ve written a note about the e-novel. It’s now included in the book, and I’ve added it to the landing page of my Payhip store. And I’ve extended the lower $2.99 launch special until Sunday, August 2nd.
Debut e-novel: A Brunch Tale
payhip.com/NLundyM
#Art #SupportArtists #Poetry #BSkyArt #Vote
Debut e-novel: A Brunch Tale
payhip.com/NLundyM
#Art #SupportArtists #Poetry #BSkyArt #Vote
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Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚
February 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚
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I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
February 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
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Spending the 21st century in bed for my mental health
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Spending the 21st century in bed for my mental health
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In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
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Bandcamp. The platform that pays artists the most and then this.
Fuck Spotify.
Fuck Spotify.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Bandcamp. The platform that pays artists the most and then this.
Fuck Spotify.
Fuck Spotify.
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👻 COMING SOON! 👻 Click https://bgfn.sh/1926 to find out about the spooky goings-on in Doctor Who: The Violet Hour, March's forthcoming full-cast Thirteenth Doctor Adventure starring Jodie Whittaker and Mandip Gill.
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
👻 COMING SOON! 👻 Click https://bgfn.sh/1926 to find out about the spooky goings-on in Doctor Who: The Violet Hour, March's forthcoming full-cast Thirteenth Doctor Adventure starring Jodie Whittaker and Mandip Gill.
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My novel DEATH OF THE AUTHOR is a nominee for an NAACP Image Award, 🥰. Amazing. I'm so honored. #Africanfuturism
Full list of all categories here: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Full list of all categories here: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
My novel DEATH OF THE AUTHOR is a nominee for an NAACP Image Award, 🥰. Amazing. I'm so honored. #Africanfuturism
Full list of all categories here: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Full list of all categories here: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Guess what, motherfuckers? 𝐴𝑙𝑙 my books are currently on sale! If there's anything of mine you've wanted to read, now is the time! If you pick up anything, let me know!
www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
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Alexa Nichols: books, biography, latest update
Follow Alexa Nichols and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Alexa Nichols Author Page.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Guess what, motherfuckers? 𝐴𝑙𝑙 my books are currently on sale! If there's anything of mine you've wanted to read, now is the time! If you pick up anything, let me know!
www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
Fare thee well, cracked old phone. This message reaches you via a plush new phone. Got lots of accounts to sign in to, but Bluesky is one of the first. 📱 💙
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Fare thee well, cracked old phone. This message reaches you via a plush new phone. Got lots of accounts to sign in to, but Bluesky is one of the first. 📱 💙
The last act of every cracked, dying phone is to refresh the tracking for the delivery of the new phone. 📱
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The last act of every cracked, dying phone is to refresh the tracking for the delivery of the new phone. 📱
Now seems like a good time to head back here.
a cartoon character is standing in a doorway with a broom and the words boom baby below him .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a doorway with a broom and the words boom baby below him .
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January 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Now seems like a good time to head back here.