Plotzes
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Ok so The Odyssey is actually quite epic wtf
August 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Ok so The Odyssey is actually quite epic wtf
uhm... so what are you supposed to do after getting a bad sunburn
June 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
uhm... so what are you supposed to do after getting a bad sunburn
hey wait.... i think SHUT YOUR DAMN 95.7892 is slightly different on the album than it was as a single 😑
May 29, 2026 at 9:55 AM
hey wait.... i think SHUT YOUR DAMN 95.7892 is slightly different on the album than it was as a single 😑
today may have been a good day actually
May 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
today may have been a good day actually
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David Attenborough just turned 100 years old and is now officially too old to play with Lego
May 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
David Attenborough just turned 100 years old and is now officially too old to play with Lego
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Happy 100th birthday to the legendary David Attenborough.
May 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Happy 100th birthday to the legendary David Attenborough.
don't forget that sir david attenborough is turning 100 this friday!
May 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
don't forget that sir david attenborough is turning 100 this friday!
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how it lowkey feels listening to finding nemo main theme
April 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
how it lowkey feels listening to finding nemo main theme
purple rain is really one of the best songs ever
April 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
purple rain is really one of the best songs ever
RAYEs new album is actually (mostly) so good wtf
March 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
RAYEs new album is actually (mostly) so good wtf
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We’re inviting you to Give an Hour for Earth this year with WWF! We all have the power to make a positive impact on our planet, one action at a time. Learn how to participate in our global effort to give an hour or more for Earth this spring: https://wwf.to/4rRDpWu.
March 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
We’re inviting you to Give an Hour for Earth this year with WWF! We all have the power to make a positive impact on our planet, one action at a time. Learn how to participate in our global effort to give an hour or more for Earth this spring: https://wwf.to/4rRDpWu.
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Learn more about the iconically irrational number ➡️ w.wiki/Fcw5
Learn more about the iconically irrational number ➡️ w.wiki/Fcw5
March 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Learn more about the iconically irrational number ➡️ w.wiki/Fcw5
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🙅 Tell decision makers to keep their #HandsOffNature!
Delaying the EU Deforestation Regulation = 50M trees lost yearly + 17M tonnes of CO₂ released + risks for our health and nature.
When leaders won’t do the math, public pressure becomes essential.
✍️ Add your voice: www.wwf.eu/campaigns/ha...
Delaying the EU Deforestation Regulation = 50M trees lost yearly + 17M tonnes of CO₂ released + risks for our health and nature.
When leaders won’t do the math, public pressure becomes essential.
✍️ Add your voice: www.wwf.eu/campaigns/ha...
March 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
🙅 Tell decision makers to keep their #HandsOffNature!
Delaying the EU Deforestation Regulation = 50M trees lost yearly + 17M tonnes of CO₂ released + risks for our health and nature.
When leaders won’t do the math, public pressure becomes essential.
✍️ Add your voice: www.wwf.eu/campaigns/ha...
Delaying the EU Deforestation Regulation = 50M trees lost yearly + 17M tonnes of CO₂ released + risks for our health and nature.
When leaders won’t do the math, public pressure becomes essential.
✍️ Add your voice: www.wwf.eu/campaigns/ha...
damn.... sinners went to a crazy unexpected place but somehow they pulled it off, also the music throughout the whole movie was of course just amazing
March 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
damn.... sinners went to a crazy unexpected place but somehow they pulled it off, also the music throughout the whole movie was of course just amazing
I love not paying attention and then regretting it a few weeks later
March 3, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I love not paying attention and then regretting it a few weeks later
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I don't care about the Olympics. I don't really care about hockey.
I would like Canada to beat the USA today because of the politics, not the sports.
I would like Canada to beat the USA today because of the politics, not the sports.
February 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I don't care about the Olympics. I don't really care about hockey.
I would like Canada to beat the USA today because of the politics, not the sports.
I would like Canada to beat the USA today because of the politics, not the sports.
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US keep the puck in the Canadian zone challenge difficulty level impossible
February 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
US keep the puck in the Canadian zone challenge difficulty level impossible
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I think there’s a 15% tariff on Canadian goals entering the US net so it’s really 1.15 to 1 for Canada
February 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I think there’s a 15% tariff on Canadian goals entering the US net so it’s really 1.15 to 1 for Canada
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So, is the Canadian 4-minute high sticking vs. the US 2-minute high sticking a result of tariffs?
February 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
So, is the Canadian 4-minute high sticking vs. the US 2-minute high sticking a result of tariffs?
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Hockey is a ridiculous game!
February 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Hockey is a ridiculous game!
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AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"
February 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
AI is like they invented a way to sometimes turn gravity down to 20% and everyone went "yay, we can just moon-bounce everywhere!" And now they're all "oh no, my gummy bones!"
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You can now doomscroll Wikipedia like social media thanks to a new algorithm
Developer Lyra Rebane’s Xikipedia reformats articles into an endless feed inspired by X and Instagram
Developer Lyra Rebane’s Xikipedia reformats articles into an endless feed inspired by X and Instagram
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
You can now doomscroll Wikipedia like social media thanks to a new algorithm
Developer Lyra Rebane’s Xikipedia reformats articles into an endless feed inspired by X and Instagram
Developer Lyra Rebane’s Xikipedia reformats articles into an endless feed inspired by X and Instagram