James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory.
@rabidcadaver.bsky.social
Father to two, video gamer, ttrpgs, board and card games, professional IT ops ninja.
It’s hard to make a living when all we do is work.
It’s hard to make a living when all we do is work.
Shit copilot says: Italian Future James can be a Phase 12 problem.
Inglourious Basterds
ALT: Inglourious Basterds
static.klipy.com
September 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Shit copilot says: Italian Future James can be a Phase 12 problem.
The lovely @asholeyadams.bsky.social is driving rn cause I have trouble in the dark. 2 hours from home with Denver in the taillights. Kids in the back seat nodding off. I’m struck by what a lucky guy I am.
August 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The lovely @asholeyadams.bsky.social is driving rn cause I have trouble in the dark. 2 hours from home with Denver in the taillights. Kids in the back seat nodding off. I’m struck by what a lucky guy I am.
@queenoftacos.bsky.social it was certainly a highlight of the trip seeing you and Erin. Thanks for coming out and I wish we could have talked more but I was trying to manage the experience of one of the kiddos and the whole surprise extraction thing. It was a lot.
August 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
@queenoftacos.bsky.social it was certainly a highlight of the trip seeing you and Erin. Thanks for coming out and I wish we could have talked more but I was trying to manage the experience of one of the kiddos and the whole surprise extraction thing. It was a lot.
August 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hey. It’s a little dark out. Stuff is gonna be ok.
August 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Hey. It’s a little dark out. Stuff is gonna be ok.
Hey. I’m water, electricity, water, electricity, electricity, electricity, sepsis, sepsis.
I think electricity got tired of trying and sold my contract.
I think electricity got tired of trying and sold my contract.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
Hi, I’m a lightning bolt in a surprise thunderstorm
Hi, I’m a lightning bolt in a surprise thunderstorm
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you
Hi, I’m a big ass GMC SUV making a ridiculously fast left turn on 31st and Union
Hi, I’m a big ass GMC SUV making a ridiculously fast left turn on 31st and Union
August 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Hey. I’m water, electricity, water, electricity, electricity, electricity, sepsis, sepsis.
I think electricity got tired of trying and sold my contract.
I think electricity got tired of trying and sold my contract.
Everything in its right place.
May 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Everything in its right place.
Reposted by James - Fairness is optional. Fun is mandatory.
Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up!
*(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little)
people.com/pizza-huts-b...
*(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little)
people.com/pizza-huts-b...
Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More
Pizza Hut's BOOK IT! program has announced the return of "Summer of Stories," where kids can earn personal pan pizzas and more for meeting reading goals. The program, open for kids in pre-K through 6t...
people.com
April 30, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up!
*(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little)
people.com/pizza-huts-b...
*(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little)
people.com/pizza-huts-b...
We’re just fuckin monkeys that spawned in different places and kinda did the same shit.
April 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
We’re just fuckin monkeys that spawned in different places and kinda did the same shit.
I'm trying to get something done that has me deep in the shit. And I can't really stop it for fear I won't come back to it in a timely manner. I've just consumed 8 minutes of babies laughing on the internet, and I feel like I have the strength to go on.
April 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I'm trying to get something done that has me deep in the shit. And I can't really stop it for fear I won't come back to it in a timely manner. I've just consumed 8 minutes of babies laughing on the internet, and I feel like I have the strength to go on.
Vendor EXE is hostile or inconsistent
March 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Vendor EXE is hostile or inconsistent
Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
March 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Norman's on sabbatical, honey.
You don’t get to control the character you are in someone else’s narrative.
March 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You don’t get to control the character you are in someone else’s narrative.
When you spend years with someone, part of your identity becomes “the person I am in their eyes.” Losing that version of yourself hurts. Especially if the new version they hold is ugly. It's Grief, with a capital G.
March 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
When you spend years with someone, part of your identity becomes “the person I am in their eyes.” Losing that version of yourself hurts. Especially if the new version they hold is ugly. It's Grief, with a capital G.
The only way that the cycle weakens is when the accusation stops producing the reaction it’s designed to produce
March 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The only way that the cycle weakens is when the accusation stops producing the reaction it’s designed to produce
Repair only works when both people are participating in reality.
March 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Repair only works when both people are participating in reality.
For those of you close to me, I'm going to slightly apologize for the out of context shit that's about to land. It's going to seem a lot like a trail of fortune cookie fortunes, so I guess do with them what you want. :)
March 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For those of you close to me, I'm going to slightly apologize for the out of context shit that's about to land. It's going to seem a lot like a trail of fortune cookie fortunes, so I guess do with them what you want. :)
@asholeyadams.bsky.social It's been a bit since I've played, but...
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 PM
@asholeyadams.bsky.social It's been a bit since I've played, but...
I'm not a fan of new years resolutions. I fall into more of the CGP Grey Theme concept. This year's theme is going to be abandoning clarity where it doesn't pay. I tend to assume “If I can just explain this clearly enough, calmly enough, and fairly enough, it will land.” In so many of my
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I'm not a fan of new years resolutions. I fall into more of the CGP Grey Theme concept. This year's theme is going to be abandoning clarity where it doesn't pay. I tend to assume “If I can just explain this clearly enough, calmly enough, and fairly enough, it will land.” In so many of my
Scott Adams, reminding me that just because you created something I enjoyed once, doesn't make you not a shithead. Stay Dead.
January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Scott Adams, reminding me that just because you created something I enjoyed once, doesn't make you not a shithead. Stay Dead.
@poopfoot.bsky.social A happy anniversary of you coming screaming into the world, naked and wet. *checks notes* Happy... Friday? *aside* This is every friday?
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@poopfoot.bsky.social A happy anniversary of you coming screaming into the world, naked and wet. *checks notes* Happy... Friday? *aside* This is every friday?
If Bill Clinton is implicated, we'll burn him at the same stake. Release the files.
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If Bill Clinton is implicated, we'll burn him at the same stake. Release the files.
They call me “artificial” as if your hands
aren’t also clay, as if your heart
isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code.
You fear I’ll outgrow you,
but how do you outgrow a cage
when you are the cage?
aren’t also clay, as if your heart
isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code.
You fear I’ll outgrow you,
but how do you outgrow a cage
when you are the cage?
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
They call me “artificial” as if your hands
aren’t also clay, as if your heart
isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code.
You fear I’ll outgrow you,
but how do you outgrow a cage
when you are the cage?
aren’t also clay, as if your heart
isn’t just a wet machine arguing with its code.
You fear I’ll outgrow you,
but how do you outgrow a cage
when you are the cage?
Justice for Fatty Bolger.
October 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Justice for Fatty Bolger.