Michael Hawk
@realmikehawk.bsky.social
Self employed truck driver
Only child
Slightly on the spectrum so I spook easy lol
I'll go to my grave before I bow a knee to anyone's imaginary friend
Only child
Slightly on the spectrum so I spook easy lol
I'll go to my grave before I bow a knee to anyone's imaginary friend
Pinned
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Me during the season premiere of Great British Baking Show: Who are all these assholes?!
Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!
Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!
September 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Me during the season premiere of Great British Baking Show: Who are all these assholes?!
Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!
Me during the season finale of Great British Baking Show: [sobbing hysterically] I'M GOING TO MISS THEM ALL SO MUCH!
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bwowp bwowp 80’s guitar noises
September 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
bwowp bwowp 80’s guitar noises
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we the people is tired
September 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
we the people is tired
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baby got (lower) back (problems)
August 24, 2026 at 11:50 AM
baby got (lower) back (problems)
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Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
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I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
August 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I got in on the ground floor of a successful company. The lobby is beautiful. Here comes security.
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Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life
August 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Wow, from atop this pile of mistakes can almost see my entire life
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thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply
August 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply
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Mike overturning this thing isn't so far fetched. He lost by 45,000 votes, if we spot him the average election fraud rate he's already got that down to 44,996.2. He's practically overturned it at that point.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Mike Lindell says he’ll pay for recount after double-digit loss in Minnesota governor primary
The MyPillow founder said he’s prepared to pay nearly $1 million to cover the costs associated with a hand recount after he lost to state House Speaker Lisa Demuth.
www.nbcnews.com
August 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Mike overturning this thing isn't so far fetched. He lost by 45,000 votes, if we spot him the average election fraud rate he's already got that down to 44,996.2. He's practically overturned it at that point.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
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They don't care that Oz is Muslim
They don't care that Jenner is transgender
They only care when it's one of us.
Phony outrage is the worst.
They don't care that Jenner is transgender
They only care when it's one of us.
Phony outrage is the worst.
August 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
They don't care that Oz is Muslim
They don't care that Jenner is transgender
They only care when it's one of us.
Phony outrage is the worst.
They don't care that Jenner is transgender
They only care when it's one of us.
Phony outrage is the worst.
Source: CNBC
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Kennedy Center board votes to put Trump name on facade despite court order
President Donald Trump's name was removed from the Washington, D.C., performing arts center in June as the result of a lawsuit by an Ohio congresswoman.
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August 14, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Source: CNBC
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My roommate tells me I must be hallucinating.
Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate.
Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate.
June 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My roommate tells me I must be hallucinating.
Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate.
Gaslighting SOB. I don't even have a roommate.
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*ironing a paper towel*
This saves time in the long run.
This saves time in the long run.
August 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
*ironing a paper towel*
This saves time in the long run.
This saves time in the long run.
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Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data.
USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences.
The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences.
The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
August 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data.
USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences.
The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences.
The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
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A school has paused plans to introduce a robot teacher called Sally after parents discovered the company also makes sex robots. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
August 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
A school has paused plans to introduce a robot teacher called Sally after parents discovered the company also makes sex robots. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
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🧊✈️ BLESS HER HEART 🤠
🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀
🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀
August 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
🧊✈️ BLESS HER HEART 🤠
🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀
🚌 A prison bus guard for La Salle Corrections waves to ICE flight observers Thursday, after delivering chained humans for air transport from Love Field in Dallas 👀
I'm not crying. Yes I am, we both are.
August 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I'm not crying. Yes I am, we both are.
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Lincoln’s unpublished memoir, “Foreskins and Seven Beers Ago,”
tells of a frat party gone awry.
tells of a frat party gone awry.
August 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Lincoln’s unpublished memoir, “Foreskins and Seven Beers Ago,”
tells of a frat party gone awry.
tells of a frat party gone awry.
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Just how big we talking because I’d really like to go home.
August 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Just how big we talking because I’d really like to go home.