@reluctantmonkey.bsky.social
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no one wants to fucking hear that it's a necessity to sacrifice their job and livelihood so you can build a computer who's chief export is resentment from everyone it screws over
September 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
no one wants to fucking hear that it's a necessity to sacrifice their job and livelihood so you can build a computer who's chief export is resentment from everyone it screws over
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koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
September 9, 2026 at 8:16 AM
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back
September 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back
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Offering to do this to all the other prisoners on my first day in prison so they like me and don't attack me
September 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Offering to do this to all the other prisoners on my first day in prison so they like me and don't attack me
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my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans
August 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans
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[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about
August 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about
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starting to wonder if having no will to live is affecting my life negatively
August 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
starting to wonder if having no will to live is affecting my life negatively
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*throwing away the empty bag of mini twix i just bought yesterday* the prophesy has been fulfilled
August 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
*throwing away the empty bag of mini twix i just bought yesterday* the prophesy has been fulfilled
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Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs
August 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs
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Attn: Steely Dan
RE: Reeling in the years
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
Best,
RE: Reeling in the years
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
Best,
July 19, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Attn: Steely Dan
RE: Reeling in the years
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
Best,
RE: Reeling in the years
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) No
Best,
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to show personal growth one must leave their comfort zone so thats two things i wont be doing
August 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
to show personal growth one must leave their comfort zone so thats two things i wont be doing
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it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
August 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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I'm at that age that my favorite cover songs are super slow atmospheric versions like you just huffed a rag full of ether and that song happenes to be on the radio, it should take you awhile to figure out what song it is
August 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I'm at that age that my favorite cover songs are super slow atmospheric versions like you just huffed a rag full of ether and that song happenes to be on the radio, it should take you awhile to figure out what song it is
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something that's really cool is that when you spend many years honing your ability to appear functional when you're doing badly, it also makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously when you say you're struggling
August 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
something that's really cool is that when you spend many years honing your ability to appear functional when you're doing badly, it also makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously when you say you're struggling
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When you're ready to go home but your mom won't stop talking to her friend
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
When you're ready to go home but your mom won't stop talking to her friend
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my grandma still thinks hell is a bad word and I’m just like why can we never talk about where grandpa lives
July 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
my grandma still thinks hell is a bad word and I’m just like why can we never talk about where grandpa lives
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might start selling a line of long division workbooks for adults who just wanna fucking RELAX
July 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
might start selling a line of long division workbooks for adults who just wanna fucking RELAX
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Odyssey looks fine but I think people have a point in criticizing Nolan for not including the story of Bophades
July 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Odyssey looks fine but I think people have a point in criticizing Nolan for not including the story of Bophades
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at least it’s a dry smoke
July 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
at least it’s a dry smoke
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I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it
July 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it
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My favourite book is the Bible because the same thing happened to me
July 5, 2026 at 9:18 AM
My favourite book is the Bible because the same thing happened to me
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so what are you guys doing for the other 3/4ths of july
July 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
so what are you guys doing for the other 3/4ths of july