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"You can’t pay for anything by card anymore. That stopped being a thing in the 2030s. The Data Lord doesn’t take AmEx. It’s half a pint now, or a full pint every two months, and you’re on a monthly plan. Hold your arm out, and I’ll get the tourniquet."
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It’s Cute How Grandma Doesn’t Even Know How to Blood Tithe to the Data Lord
“You can’t pay for anything by card anymore. That stopped being a thing in the 2030s. The Data Lord doesn’t take AmEx. It’s half a pint now, or a full pint e...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"You can’t pay for anything by card anymore. That stopped being a thing in the 2030s. The Data Lord doesn’t take AmEx. It’s half a pint now, or a full pint every two months, and you’re on a monthly plan. Hold your arm out, and I’ll get the tourniquet."
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Governor Beshear...
Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."
Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."
July 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Governor Beshear...
Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."
Get in your car. Drive to the hospital. Demand to speak to the Senator. No more waffling, no more waiting for them to reply. "I see the Senator now, or I assume he's not coming back and call an election when I leave."
Why pick on Muskegon Michigan - a tiny blue dot in a battleground state? Because you’re a desperate old man, that’s why.
July 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Why pick on Muskegon Michigan - a tiny blue dot in a battleground state? Because you’re a desperate old man, that’s why.
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I got personal and fiery in my latest newsletter piece about Disclosure Day. I discuss why I loved the film, my own sensitive nature, having hope for humanity, the troubling misreadings of the film, and why cynicism is not wisdom. angelicabastien.substack.com/p/disclosure...
Open Your Fucking Heart: Why I Loved Disclosure Day, A Review and Rant in 17 Notes
Spielberg's Disclosure Day is a film of complex emotionality worth wrestling with. It led me to think about my own stubborn hopefulness and the problem with mistaking cynicism for wisdom.
angelicabastien.substack.com
June 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I got personal and fiery in my latest newsletter piece about Disclosure Day. I discuss why I loved the film, my own sensitive nature, having hope for humanity, the troubling misreadings of the film, and why cynicism is not wisdom. angelicabastien.substack.com/p/disclosure...
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I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
allroadsleadtothesouth.com
Day One of national action for voting rights: THIS SATURDAY 5/16 in Selma and Montgomery Alabama. Stand with the folks who started it all.
Day One of national action for voting rights: THIS SATURDAY 5/16 in Selma and Montgomery Alabama. Stand with the folks who started it all.
All Roads Lead to the South — National Day of Action for Voting Rights
The voting rights they marched for are being stripped away right now. We're going back. Are you coming?
allroadsleadtothesouth.com
May 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
allroadsleadtothesouth.com
Day One of national action for voting rights: THIS SATURDAY 5/16 in Selma and Montgomery Alabama. Stand with the folks who started it all.
Day One of national action for voting rights: THIS SATURDAY 5/16 in Selma and Montgomery Alabama. Stand with the folks who started it all.
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"Alice Chambers, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs Benedict and a necklace made from rigatoni."
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood
“Alice Chambers, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs Benedic...
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May 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"Alice Chambers, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs Benedict and a necklace made from rigatoni."
WTF Costco: sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
Tell Costco: Don't Cave to Extremists—Dispense Mifepristone Now!
Costco has announced that its pharmacies will NOT dispense mifepristone—a safe, FDA-approved abortion pill used in the majority of abortions nationwide. This dangerous decision is a concession to anti...
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May 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
WTF Costco: sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
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Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this.
In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.
Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”
In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.
Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”
NEW: The FBI was able to forensically extract copies of incoming Signal messages from a defendant’s iPhone, even after the app was deleted, because copies of the content were saved in the device’s push notification database, multiple people present for FBI testimony in a trial told 404 Media.
FBI Extracts Suspect’s Deleted Signal Messages Saved in iPhone Notification Database
The case was the first time authorities charged people for alleged “Antifa” activities after President Trump designated the umbrella term a terrorist organization.
www.404media.co
April 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this.
In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.
Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”
In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.
Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”
Yes. The founders could not predict this shit show.
We need a mechanism by which the American people can, by constitutional amendment (which is hard and should be hard to accomplish) remove a sitting president.
We need a mechanism by which the American people can, by constitutional amendment (which is hard and should be hard to accomplish) remove a sitting president.
April 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Yes. The founders could not predict this shit show.
We need a mechanism by which the American people can, by constitutional amendment (which is hard and should be hard to accomplish) remove a sitting president.
We need a mechanism by which the American people can, by constitutional amendment (which is hard and should be hard to accomplish) remove a sitting president.
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Emil Michael, the Trump appointee at DoD who orchestrated the move to cancel Anthropic's contract with DoD in favor of Musk's xAI, made millions by selling his private stake in xAI after it was awarded the DoD contract formerly held by Anthropic.
Grift is the only principle in the Trump Admin.
Grift is the only principle in the Trump Admin.
US defense official overseeing AI reaped millions selling xAI stock after Pentagon entered agreement with company
Expert said federal law bars officials from taking actions in their jobs that benefit their own financial interests
www.theguardian.com
April 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Emil Michael, the Trump appointee at DoD who orchestrated the move to cancel Anthropic's contract with DoD in favor of Musk's xAI, made millions by selling his private stake in xAI after it was awarded the DoD contract formerly held by Anthropic.
Grift is the only principle in the Trump Admin.
Grift is the only principle in the Trump Admin.
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I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
April 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.
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If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today.
That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.
There's a long, bad journalistic tradition: All conservative grass-roots political movements are fascinating heartland phenomena, all progressive grass-roots political movements are ineffectual bleating. This one is written off as powered by white female college grads--the wine-moms slur, basically.
March 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today.
That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right
Hahaha I had forgotten about “short-fingered vulgarian”. Classic.
Donald Trump taking to social media, where anyone can see everything, to desperately cajole our allies into helping him get out of the mess he created, instead of using private diplomatic channels, is a testament to how crass and amateurish our foreign policy is under the short-fingered vulgarian.
March 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Hahaha I had forgotten about “short-fingered vulgarian”. Classic.
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Donald Trump taking to social media, where anyone can see everything, to desperately cajole our allies into helping him get out of the mess he created, instead of using private diplomatic channels, is a testament to how crass and amateurish our foreign policy is under the short-fingered vulgarian.
March 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Donald Trump taking to social media, where anyone can see everything, to desperately cajole our allies into helping him get out of the mess he created, instead of using private diplomatic channels, is a testament to how crass and amateurish our foreign policy is under the short-fingered vulgarian.
By far the best joke of the night (as I recall it):
"Welcome back to the Has a Small Penis Auditorium"
"Let's see him put his name on this one"
#oscars2026
"Welcome back to the Has a Small Penis Auditorium"
"Let's see him put his name on this one"
#oscars2026
March 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
By far the best joke of the night (as I recall it):
"Welcome back to the Has a Small Penis Auditorium"
"Let's see him put his name on this one"
#oscars2026
"Welcome back to the Has a Small Penis Auditorium"
"Let's see him put his name on this one"
#oscars2026
And that girls' school? Used to be connected to an actual target, but...hasn't been...for years, so...oopsie...
Good thing everyone involved is only in a position of power because of merit
"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."
www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...
March 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
And that girls' school? Used to be connected to an actual target, but...hasn't been...for years, so...oopsie...
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Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either
When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
March 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either
When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
Senator Clowncar is imminently qualified to weigh in on this matter. Any minute now.
“Imminent.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
March 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Senator Clowncar is imminently qualified to weigh in on this matter. Any minute now.
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There are nearly 2,000 events on the No Kings Day map in all 50 states (and 10 countries). March 28 will be the largest protest in American history. Find your local event or plan a protest in your area: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
February 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
There are nearly 2,000 events on the No Kings Day map in all 50 states (and 10 countries). March 28 will be the largest protest in American history. Find your local event or plan a protest in your area: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
According to Oregon SOS there have been 39 cases of voter fraud in Oregon since mail in voting became a thing in 1987. Pretty flippin’ rare.
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
According to Oregon SOS there have been 39 cases of voter fraud in Oregon since mail in voting became a thing in 1987. Pretty flippin’ rare.
Resistandunsubsribe.com
Maybe you can’t delete all your accounts, but I bet you can delete some of them. I could.
Maybe you can’t delete all your accounts, but I bet you can delete some of them. I could.
Resistandunsubsribe.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Resistandunsubsribe.com
Maybe you can’t delete all your accounts, but I bet you can delete some of them. I could.
Maybe you can’t delete all your accounts, but I bet you can delete some of them. I could.
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
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We are proud to introduce Whiskey Everyday with Joseph Goebbels
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
We are proud to introduce Whiskey Everyday with Joseph Goebbels