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Robert Starr (he/him)
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I used to be a software developer. Now I write romance novels.

If you're a nazi, please go away.
There is no amount of intellectual charity with which there's even a single way this analogy makes sense.
« First they came for the data centers »

Breathtaking conversations are happening on this website. 😵‍💫
September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
September 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
“How will we ever replace them?”

FUND. THE. ARTS.
August 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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I just think scientists and creative writers should collaborate more tbh

My science colleagues help me think through SO MANY cool plot points for my manuscripts

10/10, writers need ALL KINDS of friends, including ones who know about poisons
August 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I'm sure smarter people than me have named and analyzed this phenomenon, but when capitalism is in conflict with white supremacy, misogyny, ablism, queerphobia, etc., it always loses.

Capitalism is used to enforce other forms of marginalization, not the other way around.
How are capitalists so bad at capitalisming
August 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I don't want to be cynical, but y'all had four years to do something and then somehow let him walk right back into office.
Americans are ready to put an end to the Trump and Republican corruption.

House Democrats are stepping in.
August 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Brutal.
this is the worst thing i've ever seen and i watch beginner longform improv
August 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My dude, you are not in high school anymore. Read books you enjoy!
Axios writer: I melted my brain with AI. Not only can I no longer read, but I don't even understand the purpose of reading anymore. Here's how you can also do this.

www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
August 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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So historically, instead of just standing up for themselves, Democrats join their bully in attacking themselves, and convince people who want obvious answers to desperate problems that they don't stand for much of anything. And their reward for it is they're still painted as dirty Commies.
August 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Slim is a Pig-Bear

(Currently available for adoption at the Agoura Animal Care Center)
August 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This doctor is exhibiting "punch in the face seeking behavior."
After my c-section, I asked my ObGYN what care at home would look like and what sort of painkiller I'd be prescribed (so my husband could pick it up) and he said OTC Tylenol because by asking, I was "exhibiting drug seeking behavior."
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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I'm calling it: "Start smoking" is going to be mainstream MAHA / Republican health advice by 2028.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
August 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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August 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
When I was a kid, I loved drawing. A couple of years ago I picked it up again. The thing about art is no matter how good you get, there's always a million people better than you, but that's no excuse to not be proud of what you've accomplished.
July 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
My "Minions never worked for Hitler" shirt is raising questions already answered by the shirt.
Glad we cleared that up!
July 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Best Twitter riposte of the day.
June 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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The global male "not having a normal hobby"-crisis continues apace
June 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
The story somehow manages to even improve on the headline:

www.thepinknews.com/2026/06/09/e...
June 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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It must be a very comforting thought. Everyone's secretly using AI to write emails and come up with things to say to their family for them, you're not a deeply weird person, everyone else is doing it too, just secretly! The cowards. At least you admit it. You're the brave truth teller for saying so.
May 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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do you think we all got on a Zoom call and were like "alright gay people can get married next up is making sure we can place fifth NCAA swim meets"
May 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hot take: World building is something beginning writers do to avoid actual writing.

This isn't just in fantasy or sci-fi, either. Character bios, excessive outlining, over justification, etc. also count.

If the story's working, readers don't care about plot holes or minor inconsistencies.
In college I did a workshop with a professor who didn’t let us write sci-fi or fantasy. Not because she thought less of them, but because the writing and class discussion would get bogged down in things like the logistics of time travel or elf lore rather than focusing on what makes a story work
Every so often my opinion on worldbuilding is vindicated by its own largest communities online

If you are writing a narrative, a linear story or set of stories, heavy worldbuilding is Sugar of Lead: it tastes sweet, but it poisons you bit by bit if you don't understand what you're working with.
May 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It's fascinating how many ridiculous elements there are in this quote. The more you look, the more you find.

Case and point: "prewritten software"? As opposed to what? "Postwritten software"?

I have extremely nerdy friends and not once have I spoken to them about how much tax I pay on software.
Why would your solution not be to download the software at home idiot

www.businessinsider.com/gavin-newsom...
May 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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update for those who don't live in CA: the gov race is so fucked that the #1 Dem in the polls is anti-healthcare & lost a bunch of children, our major newspaper endorsed the lady destined to lose, & the most progressive is a billionaire who draws a nazi symbol on his hand every day for reasons
May 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes.
May 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Y'all, I can't believe this is real.

www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-data-gur...
May 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM