Rusty Zookeeper
@rustyzookeeper.bsky.social
she/her. 30. ♐️🌞♒️🌙♊️⬆️. zookeeper kind of obsessed w Gale Dekarios 🔮✨️ I make low effort video game memes and post animal stuff.
i stg my little #dwarfpony gets cuter everyday. she gives me such #cuteaggression just by existing where i can see her. i lover her so much. got me like
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i stg my little #dwarfpony gets cuter everyday. she gives me such #cuteaggression just by existing where i can see her. i lover her so much. got me like
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I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔
September 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔
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🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨
While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
September 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨
While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Gotta start the day off right with a classic
September 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Gotta start the day off right with a classic
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The USPS whistleblower is a hero among heroes. Your initiative and courage are appreciated beyond words.
September 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The USPS whistleblower is a hero among heroes. Your initiative and courage are appreciated beyond words.
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If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.
September 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.
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I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
September 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you?
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
They're lying.
Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
and by this I mean I got back from vacation to find my intern almost killed my horse and I had to tell them all how dangerously close they got to being executed Wanted-style at morning meeting
trying to impress upon my coworkers just how much my entire will to live rests on the well-being of one very tiny horse #justzookeeperthings #miniaturehorse #dwarfpony
August 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
and by this I mean I got back from vacation to find my intern almost killed my horse and I had to tell them all how dangerously close they got to being executed Wanted-style at morning meeting
trying to impress upon my coworkers just how much my entire will to live rests on the well-being of one very tiny horse #justzookeeperthings #miniaturehorse #dwarfpony
August 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
trying to impress upon my coworkers just how much my entire will to live rests on the well-being of one very tiny horse #justzookeeperthings #miniaturehorse #dwarfpony
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c o l l e c t i o n
August 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
c o l l e c t i o n
i showed u my carrot pls respond
August 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i showed u my carrot pls respond
as a #zookeeper I find a lot of cool/weird critters 'n things in my yards, but this one takes the cake! the gasp I gusped when I looked down and saw the teeniest lil #softshell #turtle hatchling making his way through the bison pasture. his arrival has strengthened me for the trials to come.
August 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
as a #zookeeper I find a lot of cool/weird critters 'n things in my yards, but this one takes the cake! the gasp I gusped when I looked down and saw the teeniest lil #softshell #turtle hatchling making his way through the bison pasture. his arrival has strengthened me for the trials to come.
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this is me. if you even care
August 8, 2026 at 6:34 PM
this is me. if you even care
recently started playing #palworld w some friends that moved out of state and I'm completely hooked. all day at work and every night before bed I'm just sitting there thinking about it. went to a friend's birthday dinner and the whole time I was low-key like "man I wish I could play a lil tonight."
August 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
recently started playing #palworld w some friends that moved out of state and I'm completely hooked. all day at work and every night before bed I'm just sitting there thinking about it. went to a friend's birthday dinner and the whole time I was low-key like "man I wish I could play a lil tonight."
this is what my friends see when they watch me romance #galedekarios in our multiplayer #bg3 run
August 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this is what my friends see when they watch me romance #galedekarios in our multiplayer #bg3 run
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megan thee stallion i would never cheat on you
April 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
megan thee stallion i would never cheat on you
POV you are a leaf or perhaps a blade of grass #justzookeeperthings #boopablesnoots
April 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
POV you are a leaf or perhaps a blade of grass #justzookeeperthings #boopablesnoots
I had to make this. the og post just screamed gale of waterdeep.
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I had to make this. the og post just screamed gale of waterdeep.
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THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
THAT IS AN
EXTREMELY
and I want to be clear on this
>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED
42 YEAR OLD MAN
he's just a lil guy, a perfectly rotund young man.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
he's just a lil guy, a perfectly rotund young man.