@scottish1979.bsky.social
Scot, buffet-slayer, occasional caddie, cynic.
God bless any Queen of the South fan who went to that.
September 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
God bless any Queen of the South fan who went to that.
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This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe.
"Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
"Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
September 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe.
"Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
"Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Norris McWhirter would be so conflicted.
Record 230 people cross English Channel in one small boat
Record 230 people cross English Channel in one small boat
The boat made the journey on Saturday, when a total of 258 migrants made the crossing on four boats.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Norris McWhirter would be so conflicted.
I went to see Belle and Sebastian last night. Joyful.
August 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I went to see Belle and Sebastian last night. Joyful.
If someone is described as never-compromisng, they're probably awful. Compromise is nice.
August 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If someone is described as never-compromisng, they're probably awful. Compromise is nice.
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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
July 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
July 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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At least when it was all Nigerian princes there was some semblance of standards. Scammers these days wouldn't recognise pretend impoverished royalty if it slapped them in the face.
July 17, 2026 at 10:23 AM
At least when it was all Nigerian princes there was some semblance of standards. Scammers these days wouldn't recognise pretend impoverished royalty if it slapped them in the face.
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Dot is still troubled by her decision to let Nick die of a Heroin overdose.
July 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Dot is still troubled by her decision to let Nick die of a Heroin overdose.
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Happy Father’s Day
June 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Happy Father’s Day
Most - Chris Hoy (By Susie Dent when I was on Countdown)
Least - Shrek by a small Australian child.
Least - Shrek by a small Australian child.
So who's the most/least flattering person you've ever been compared to?
I once got mistaken for Hugh Grant.
I also once got told I looked like Bob Geldof...
I once got mistaken for Hugh Grant.
I also once got told I looked like Bob Geldof...
In a cab. The driver glances at me. ‘Has anybody ever told you that you look like…’ I mentally prepare myself: Llewelyn-Bowen? Dave Grohl? Marco? ‘… Gaddafi?’
FFS.
FFS.
June 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Most - Chris Hoy (By Susie Dent when I was on Countdown)
Least - Shrek by a small Australian child.
Least - Shrek by a small Australian child.
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Very funny that Mr Beast's name is Jimmy Donaldson. The biggest Gen Z star on the planet, the most successful YouTuber of all time, and he has the name of a 55yo loyalist councillor who's made the news for trying to ban yoga in Lurgan and calling left handed children satanic.
March 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Very funny that Mr Beast's name is Jimmy Donaldson. The biggest Gen Z star on the planet, the most successful YouTuber of all time, and he has the name of a 55yo loyalist councillor who's made the news for trying to ban yoga in Lurgan and calling left handed children satanic.
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Excuse my unspiritual language but fuck this shit.
Yesterday evening, for the second time in a year, the Met Police raided Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists.
STATEMENT: www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
STATEMENT: www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
March 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Excuse my unspiritual language but fuck this shit.
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There is far too much pressure to live your best life these days. Leave me alone and let me live my most middling life in peace, with the colourful miscellany of highs and lows that naturally entails.
March 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
There is far too much pressure to live your best life these days. Leave me alone and let me live my most middling life in peace, with the colourful miscellany of highs and lows that naturally entails.
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I think this sums it up. He is a laughing stock around the world.
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think this sums it up. He is a laughing stock around the world.
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
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Oh, shove your 'smart speaker' up your arse, Radio 3. "All without touching a button!" I DON'T MIND TOUCHING A BUTTON! I CAN COPE WITH TOUCHING A FUCKING BUTTON! Good morning.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Oh, shove your 'smart speaker' up your arse, Radio 3. "All without touching a button!" I DON'T MIND TOUCHING A BUTTON! I CAN COPE WITH TOUCHING A FUCKING BUTTON! Good morning.
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.