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Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat)
July 21, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat)
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
May 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall
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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
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He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
March 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
🚨 really old guy on Jeopardy this week 🚨
March 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
🚨 really old guy on Jeopardy this week 🚨
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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shine bright like a diamond, you stupid fuck
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
shine bright like a diamond, you stupid fuck
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PUSHA T: Patent leather Bapes /Closet like Planet of the Bapes
ME: (still trying to figure out what Bapes are through context clues) that's so much bapes
ME: (still trying to figure out what Bapes are through context clues) that's so much bapes
March 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
PUSHA T: Patent leather Bapes /Closet like Planet of the Bapes
ME: (still trying to figure out what Bapes are through context clues) that's so much bapes
ME: (still trying to figure out what Bapes are through context clues) that's so much bapes
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It is to Canada's shame we have not spoken out or supported a Canadian judge being sanctioned by the US
Her life is frozen. She cannot use credit cards, travel, move money, or access email. This is not sustainable
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
Her life is frozen. She cannot use credit cards, travel, move money, or access email. This is not sustainable
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘It’s surreal’: US sanctions lock International Criminal Court judge out of daily life
Canadian judge Kimberly Prost is unable to use credit cards, transfer money or book everyday services in what she calls an attack on the independence of the judiciary
www.irishtimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
It is to Canada's shame we have not spoken out or supported a Canadian judge being sanctioned by the US
Her life is frozen. She cannot use credit cards, travel, move money, or access email. This is not sustainable
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
Her life is frozen. She cannot use credit cards, travel, move money, or access email. This is not sustainable
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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“I did this because, in ways you might think I’d have outgrown by now, I’m a fucking idiot.”
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“I did this because, in ways you might think I’d have outgrown by now, I’m a fucking idiot.”
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
All election panels should have at least one person who is vaping
April 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
All election panels should have at least one person who is vaping
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvadoran prison or face contempt of court charges. “Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents had no legal basis upon which to send me, a U.S. citizen […]
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April 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
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It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
February 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
What year does he think it is?
Doug Ford blames youth unemployment on the ODSP / Ontario Works programs he’s been in charge of for several years:
”Healthy young people that are sitting on the couch watching The Flintstones, they should be out there, they should be working – there’s still 200,000 jobs available here in Ontario“
”Healthy young people that are sitting on the couch watching The Flintstones, they should be out there, they should be working – there’s still 200,000 jobs available here in Ontario“
February 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What year does he think it is?
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everyone gang up on america time
February 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
everyone gang up on america time
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
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Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant