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Shane M Coyle
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I’m never more serious than when I’m joking
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I wish it were totally irrelevant, but my childhood in variously batshit apocalypse cults seems to have been useful preparation.

The thing I would like to convey to more normal people is that apocalypse cults have so much gravity because they produce a tremendously relieving clarity of purpose.
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
September 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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“Actually, there are overlapping and mutually reinforcing apocalypse cults operating at the moment…”
September 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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I had to explain Yudkowsky to my boss yesterday because she was going to an AI tech conference today.

Had to use the words "Harry Potter fanfiction" in a business context!
September 16, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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They are creating the New Stanford Prison Experiment from the famous psychology experiment, "don't ever do the Stanford Prison Experiment again"
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.

The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
September 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I never thought Trump would screw minors
US Interior Secretary Burgum: I see the possibility of Venezuelan coal exports as part of deals with the US.
September 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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sorry i can’t vaccinate my dog, i’m worried he’ll get autism. and that would make it so much harder for him to get a job so he can move out and get his own apartment??? i’m just worried about the economy mostly, now my whole family has rabies which we are treating with horse dewormer.
September 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
JK Rowling putting up a disclaimer about having mold in her castle in the FAQs section of her website is satisfying.

She was so bothered about the mold she learned how to blur her backgrounds, now this.

Bullies are such pathetic creatures.
September 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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“Thousands of LessWrong posts”
Nate Silver has an extremely high opinion of his ability to apply his intelligence way outside of its field of study and it is often hysterical.

The worst parts of his book were the PDoom chapters. Absolute dogpoop stuff.
September 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Lang’s rally at City Hall Park was given a permit by @nycparks.bsky.social but any marching in the street is NYPD territory, and they did not receive an NYPD permit. Will have to look later for permit details but it does look like NYPD facilitated, and led, a christofascist parade in NYC on 9/11.
September 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though
September 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Give me a context long enough, and the tensors on which to trace it, and I will move the world
September 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
So, will movies and concerts be banning these always-recording Apple Watches like Meta glasses?
September 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Death of a Demagogue (rewind)
Podcast Episode · Weird Little Guys · September 10 · 50m
podcasts.apple.com
September 10, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Looking forward to this one

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Part One: Francis Galton: Inventor of Eugenics
Podcast Episode · Behind the Bastards · September 8 · 1h 5m
podcasts.apple.com
September 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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No I don't think my beat is erratic or disjointed I think every problem is all at its core the same problem and that problem is white supremacist patriarchal capitalism with a side of doomsday death cult
Libs: Leftists are so concerned about racism, poverty, war, incarceration, technology, art, culture, language, health, the environment, animals, and even people EVEN CHILDREN who live in different nations than they do! Must be exhausting and tbh idek how it all fits together!

Leftists: 🫩 oh we know
I don't want racism to exist (controversial)

I don't want poverty to exist (also controversial)

I don't want war to exist (somehow VERY controversial)
September 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Faxing Lauryn Hill because my neighbour's stairs are too steep
September 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
BREAKING: The U.S. Department of Justice announced on Friday that it reached an “agreement” with Mount Sinai Health System in which it will “cease providing” gender-affirming medical care to minors and dedicate $2 million to providing care to those “suffering harmful consequences” of such care.
September 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Stop trying to make fetch() happen.
September 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
5:39 AM another sensor battery low

6:04 AM sensor not responding

@ecobee.bsky.social
Email at 3:21 AM from ecobee, stating one of my sensor batteries is low.

Email at 3:47 AM staring sensor not responding.
September 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM