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literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media.

if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
centrists who only read each other have convinced themselves that woke 1 was essentially stalinism
August 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
August 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I've participated in two eBay auctions in the last week (one I would have one) where the seller cancels the auction last second and relists as BIN for $200-300 over top bid. Fucking cowards.
August 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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August 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
August 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Never stop dragging losers who post AI generated slop and pretend they actually did something.

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July 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Fuck this place god damn
July 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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July 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hard to describe the feeling of loss you get from finally finding a job you like, where you got to use skills from your degree over a decade after leaving school, retaining that job through a buyout (1/3))
July 8, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The existence of God and the existence of human toenails are mutually exclusive do not @ me
April 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Remedy Games is great because every release post Max Payne 2 has had the feeling of "They're never gonna let us make another game again, let's swing for the fences" and they absolutely do and it's a fucking banger for me every time. 1/2
April 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
March 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Its never cool to out someone but fuck Kristi Noem and her husband this shit is fucking hilarious
March 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK
I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling
It became my ultimate distraction
www.androidpolice.com
March 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Love that @upmc.com is fucking loaded as shit, absolutely hoarding property left and right, and yet they can't get the right soap or paper towels to refill their dispensers, and all the furniture at the two different properties I was at today looked like the aftermath of a squirt video
March 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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March 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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March 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Every Republican has fucking turds in their brain
March 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Deleted all meta apps and profiles only to remember there's some people I only get a hold of through there. Now I have to debate myself on reactivating just to get alternate means of contact for foreign friends
March 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chains that outsourced their delivery to DoorDash instead of hiring drivers - please burn all your stores down and exit business ownership immediately.
September 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I know how yarmulke is pronounced but I misread it 10000% of the time.
September 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM