Shrimplegs
@shrimplegs.bsky.social
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White people go crazy when there's onion and garlic sizzling in a pan
August 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
White people go crazy when there's onion and garlic sizzling in a pan
Don't bother me I'm El-Niño-maxxing
August 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Don't bother me I'm El-Niño-maxxing
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a bug that's seen some shit and has a one yard stare
May 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
a bug that's seen some shit and has a one yard stare
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people defending billionaires is primo “she’s not gonna fuck you, bro” energy
June 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
people defending billionaires is primo “she’s not gonna fuck you, bro” energy
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wandered too deep into the enchanted forest and now i gotta slay the accursed mountain king
May 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
wandered too deep into the enchanted forest and now i gotta slay the accursed mountain king
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I miss pre AI internet so bad. Like there genuinely is no going back, half the internet is now permanently garbage and we just have to deal with it.
May 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I miss pre AI internet so bad. Like there genuinely is no going back, half the internet is now permanently garbage and we just have to deal with it.
what the fuck is up denny's
April 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
what the fuck is up denny's
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you can take a horse to hamburger. But you can't make it help
April 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
you can take a horse to hamburger. But you can't make it help
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extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf
April 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf
truck nuts are gender affirming care
April 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
truck nuts are gender affirming care
sorry i can't tonight i'm too busy wokemaxxing
April 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
sorry i can't tonight i'm too busy wokemaxxing
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We should all get really good with polearms
April 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We should all get really good with polearms
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A class-action lawsuit has been filed against the Evil Wizard after he negligently distributed a list of all our names and greatest weaknesses to apprentice wizards across the land. By filing a claim you can expect settlement in the range of 3 - 4 copper pieces
March 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A class-action lawsuit has been filed against the Evil Wizard after he negligently distributed a list of all our names and greatest weaknesses to apprentice wizards across the land. By filing a claim you can expect settlement in the range of 3 - 4 copper pieces
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SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx
CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle
CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle
March 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx
CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle
CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle
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stuff that's not dope is straight up wack sorry
March 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
stuff that's not dope is straight up wack sorry
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Pricemogged at the grocery store
March 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Pricemogged at the grocery store
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Anyone mind if I reemerge from the shadows and stumble around bewildered here for a bit
March 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Anyone mind if I reemerge from the shadows and stumble around bewildered here for a bit
Teeth: nature's pliers
March 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Teeth: nature's pliers