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Eliott Simpson
@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
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Eccentric asexual idiot 💜
I do stand-up comedy, run comedy nights, cabaret nights, and think too much about marmalade 🍊
Please bring cake 🍰
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doctorbonk69.bsky.social
🎃 Join us for spooky burlesque, comedy, magic & medical mayhem on Oct 17 🩸

🗓️ Saturday, October 17
⏰ 19:00
📍 The Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh

Get tickets ⬇️
🎟️ www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social @edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
October 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
Thank you all so much for making last night another spectacular show 🎉

We enjoyed jokes about rocks, cheese, sticks, titanic and telepathic pasta 🍝

We’re back on Nov 5th! Follow our linktree to keep up to date with future shows 🔗 linktr.ee/thediversityquota

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
October 2, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
TONIGHT!!! (Oct 1st) 🎉

Join us at 8:30pm in the Griffin for inclusive accessible stand-up comedy
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Get a ticket and your booking fee automatically goes to charity 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-diversit...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
The Diversity Quota is back tomorrow, October 1, 8:30pm in The Griffin 🍺

Meet your acts for tomorrow’s show (including a mystery act 👀) ⬇️

Don’t forget to get a ticket, because all booking fees go straight to charity 🎉

🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-diversit...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
September 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
📣 Only 1 week to go until you can catch incredible inclusive accessible stand-up comedy, 1 Oct, 8:30pm at The Griffin 🍻
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Tickets 🔗 events.humanitix.com/the-diversit...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
September 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Next week I will be performing on Queer Folks' Tales' 1st ever show in The Citizens Theatre in Glasgow on Friday 25th September 🎭

It'll be an honour to wave the Asexual show at this iconic show ♠️💜

Tickets 🔗 citz.co.uk/whats-on/que...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
September 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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doctorbonk69.bsky.social
🎃 Join us for spooky drag, burlesque, poetry, comedy and medical mayhem on Sep 19 🩸

🗓️ Saturday, September 19
⏰ 19:00
📍 The Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh

Get tickets ⬇️
🎟️ www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social
September 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
LAST CHANCE to catch “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” at the Edinburgh Fringe tonight 💜

⏰ 19:05
📍 The City Cafe

Tickets 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
August 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰

💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus
🗓️ 24-30th August
⏰ 19:05
📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh
🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that) @avenofficial.bsky.social
August 28, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
📢Join us for inclusive accessible Stand-Up Comedy on Sep 3 🎭

🗓️ Thursday, Sep 3
⏰ 8:30pm
📍The Griffin, Glasgow
🎟️ www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975101523...

Jokes, games, prizes & more 🎉
Starring Eliott Simpson, Kat Powell, Rachel Jackson, Si Walker & Bhavya Kumar
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 1 week until “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” performs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🎉

🗓️ 24-30 August
⏰ 19:05
📍 City Cafe
🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

See you there for tales of flaps, chaps and happy endings 💜
@avenofficial.bsky.social @lhcomedy.bsky.social
@freefringefestival.bsky.social
August 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Thank you all so much for coming last night to watch us do a sick high five 🖐️ make a lot of cakey mess in the floor 🍰 and do 2 hours of silly jokes 🎤

We’ll see y’all again at the Fringe 🎉

Tickets for my show 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
July 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Asexual Stand-up Show at the @edfringe.bsky.social 💜

This august you can catch my new comedy hour "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus" 🍰

🗓️ AUGUST 24-30TH
⏰ 19:05-20:05
📍The City Cafe (Hollywood Room)
🎟️ Pay What You Can
🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #ace
July 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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doctorbonk69.bsky.social
Thank you all so much boys & girls for yet another sold out showing of macabre medical madness 🩸

We’ll be back on September 19th 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

See you then 🎃

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
July 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
🚨 I'm previewing my new Asexual stand-up comedy show alongside @craigwilson1.bsky.social on Wed 22 July, 8pm in The Griffin🍺

Come along for 2 incredible stand-up shows as well as the chance to see us do a sick high-five🙌

Tickets 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1992719195...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
July 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
I’ve started performing asexual burlesque where I just gradually put more clothes on
July 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
THANK YOU all so much for making last night’s show truly spectacular 🎉

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

We’ll be back on Thursday August 6th back in The Griffin 🍺

Get tickets now 🔗 tr.ee/358wJBTaQI

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
July 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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avenofficial.bsky.social
Aces and Aros definitely count in Pride! We belong at Pride! :)
jn0ri.bsky.social jha’nai @jn0ri.bsky.social · Jun 29
Asexuals count in Pride right? Aromantics?
June 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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tygersongbird.bsky.social
Niger just became the first nation in the world to criminalize asexuality. 🧵

S/O to @theyasminbenoit.bsky.social

Everyone needs to watch this Instagram reel by Yasmin Benoit about how NIger just became the first nation in the world to criminalize asexuality.

www.instagram.com/p/DZ2-fSGsCd1/
Yasmin Benoit, MSc on Instagram: "Niger has just become the first country to criminalise asexuality. Article 390 of their new penal code explicitly criminalises "asexual practices" - along "indecent o...
1,373 likes, 52 comments - theyasminbenoit on June 21, 2026: "Niger has just become the first country to criminalise asexuality. Article 390 of their new penal code explicitly criminalises "asexual pr...
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June 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
📢 Less than a week to go until you can catch inclusive, accessible stand-up comedy, June 4th, 8:30pm at The Griffin🎭

TICKETS 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100289...

Join us for a fantastic evening of comedy starring the funniest faces across Scotland!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
May 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
📢 Inclusive Wheelchair accessible ♿️ Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, June 4, 8:30pm⏰

Starring @sockfacesimpson.bsky.social Kate Hammer, Amanda Dwyer, Euan Williams & C-Jay Quigley 🎤

Games🎲Prizes 🏆Guffaws Galore🎭

Tix🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100289...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
May 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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the-diversityquota.bsky.social
📢Inclusive Stand-Up Comedy Show at The Griffin, Glasgow, May 7th, 8:30pm 🎭

Wheelchair accessible ♿️ with jokes, prizes and guffaws galore 🎉

Get Tickets 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1975100203...

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
#standupcomedy #wheelchairaccessible
April 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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doctorbonk69.bsky.social
Thank you all so much boys & girls for making last night’s show our most raucous, flea-ridden, bunny blood-soaked show ever 🩸

Thanks to the Banshee Labyrinth, @edhorrorfest.bsky.social and all our acts 👻

Get tickets for our show on May 16th now 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...
April 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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doctorbonk69.bsky.social
Dr Bonk is back from the un-dead to bring you more macabre cabaret mayhem 🎃

Join us on Saturday 18th April for spooky drag, burlesque, comedy & carnal chaos at the Banshee Labyrinth 🦇

Tickets 🔗 www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...

@edhorrorfest.bsky.social
@whatsonedinburgh.bsky.social
April 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Thank you all so for much for cumming to my show last night! Was a lovely albeit sticky time (due to cake frosting, get your mind out of the gutter) 🍰

I’ll be bringing this show back at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe! See you then 💜

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexuality #asexual #lgbtqia
March 22, 2026 at 11:09 AM