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Eliott Simpson
@sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
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Eccentric asexual idiot 💜
I do stand-up comedy, run comedy nights, cabaret nights, and think too much about marmalade 🍊
Please bring cake 🍰
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sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Next week I will be performing on Queer Folks' Tales' 1st ever show in The Citizens Theatre in Glasgow on Friday 25th September 🎭

It'll be an honour to wave the Asexual show at this iconic show ♠️💜

Tickets 🔗 citz.co.uk/whats-on/que...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
September 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
LAST CHANCE to catch “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” at the Edinburgh Fringe tonight 💜

⏰ 19:05
📍 The City Cafe

Tickets 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
August 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Only a few chances left to catch the sexiest Asexual show at the Fringe 🍰

💜An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus
🗓️ 24-30th August
⏰ 19:05
📍 The City Cafe, Edinburgh
🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

A tale of fluids, flaps, chaps and happy endings (not like that) @avenofficial.bsky.social
August 28, 2026 at 11:04 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 1 week until “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” performs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🎉

🗓️ 24-30 August
⏰ 19:05
📍 City Cafe
🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

See you there for tales of flaps, chaps and happy endings 💜
@avenofficial.bsky.social @lhcomedy.bsky.social
@freefringefestival.bsky.social
August 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Thank you all so much for coming last night to watch us do a sick high five 🖐️ make a lot of cakey mess in the floor 🍰 and do 2 hours of silly jokes 🎤

We’ll see y’all again at the Fringe 🎉

Tickets for my show 🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
July 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 Asexual Stand-up Show at the @edfringe.bsky.social 💜

This august you can catch my new comedy hour "An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus" 🍰

🗓️ AUGUST 24-30TH
⏰ 19:05-20:05
📍The City Cafe (Hollywood Room)
🎟️ Pay What You Can
🔗 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #ace
July 20, 2026 at 12:57 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
🚨 I'm previewing my new Asexual stand-up comedy show alongside @craigwilson1.bsky.social on Wed 22 July, 8pm in The Griffin🍺

Come along for 2 incredible stand-up shows as well as the chance to see us do a sick high-five🙌

Tickets 🔗 www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1992719195...

@whatsonglasgow.bsky.social
July 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Thank you all so for much for cumming to my show last night! Was a lovely albeit sticky time (due to cake frosting, get your mind out of the gutter) 🍰

I’ll be bringing this show back at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe! See you then 💜

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexuality #asexual #lgbtqia
March 22, 2026 at 11:09 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
🚨 TOMORROW! The sexiest asexual show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival will be bare and out for all to see, tomorrow, March 21st, 7:45pm at The Griffin 🍺
If you haven't already, I heavily urge you to get your tickets TODAY 🎟️ www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
March 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
🚨 ONLY 1 WEEK TO GO until the sexiest asexual show you’ll ever see 👀

⏰ Saturday, 21st March, 7:45pm at The Griffin (266 Bath street, Glasgow)

🎟️ Secure your tickets NOW 🔗 songkick.seetickets.com/event/eliott...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
#asexual #asexuality
March 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📣 From Award-winning Asexual comedian Eliott Simpson, cums a new show about love 🍰

"An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus", performing on 21st March, 7:45p, at The Griffin for the Glasgow Comedy Festival 🎭

TICKETS 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual
March 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Happy Valentines Day to all Aces! Remember that today is as much about self-love as it is about love for others 🖤🤍💜

Need a valentine's gift? Still tickets available for my Asexual comedy show, 21st March at The Griffin

www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
🚨 TODAY ONLY!

Get 2-4-1 tickets for “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson” by using the code TWOFUR2026 before 23:59 TONIGHT (Feb 10) 🎉

Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show ever💜

GET TICKETS HERE 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 Asexual Comedy Show coming to the Glasgow Comedy Festival ✨

🍰An Asexual Show About Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson 💜

WHEN? 🗓️ 21 March
TIME? ⏰ 19:45
WHERE? 📍The Griffin
TICKETS? 🎟️ 👇
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

@avenofficial.bsky.social #asexual #asexuality @asexualityarchive.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
Join us tomorrow (Mar 22), 7pm at Max's Basement, Glasgow, for the LIVE recording of our podcast 'This Month in Drinking History'🍻

Watch 5 tippled t***s battle it out for wetting the wittiest whistle about alcoholic anecdotes & drinking history🍷

Tickets🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for coming to my 1st ever showing of “An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus” last night 💜

A great crowd & a great show, thanks to Pure Leo, The Griffin and The Glasgow Comedy Festival for helping to organise and to @avenofficial.bsky.social for their endless support 🍰
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! Last chance to grab tickets for the first ever showing of 'An Asexual Show about Cunnilingus' 🍰

⏰ TONIGHT! 14th March, 9:30pm in The Griffin 💜

Don't miss out 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as...

#asexuality #asexual #GlasgowComedyFestival
March 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 VENUE/TIME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Sadly due to unforeseen circumstances, my original venue has cancelled all their shows, so my new show will NOW be at:

🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏰ 9:30-10:30pm
📍 The Griffin, 266 Bath St

Tickets 🔗
glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as...

@avenofficial.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
With the Glasgow International Comedy Festival being only 1 week away, here are all the places you can find me for this fabulous month of comedy 🎭 🍰 💜

Don't forget to secure your tickets🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as...

@doctorbonk69.bsky.social #asexuality #comedy #glasgow #asexual
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for attending our LGBTQ+ History Month Special of 'The Diversity Quota' this week!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

Thank you to the Gilchrist Postgraduate Club & @glasgowunisrc.bsky.social for hosting us and to all our wonderful acts and audience 🎭

#LGBTQ #comedyshow
@annasecretpoet.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 My official poster for “An Asexual show about Cunnilingus”, designed by the incredible Joby Mageean 💜

Don’t forget to reserve your tickets for 10pm, 14th March at Platform 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as...

@asexuals.net #asexual #ace #asexuality #LGBTQIA @asexualityarchive.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 2 FOR 1 TUESDAY IS NOW LIVE!!!!!!

For today (Tue Feb 11) and today ONLY, you can get 2 for 1 tickets on hundreds of Glasgow Comedy Festival shows, including mine 🍰

Use the code TWOFUR when getting your tickets 🔗 www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/an-as...

#2for1 #asexuality #asexual #comedy
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
📢 The Diversity Quota is hosting a comedy show in honour of LGBTQ+ History Month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Join us for a FREE evening of fabulous comedy 🎭

🗓️ Wed 26 Feb
⏰ 7pm
📍The Gilchrist Postgraduate Club @uofglasgow.bsky.social

RSVP 🔗 eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-divers...
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

#socialactivism #lgbtqhistorymonth
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
sockfacesimpson.bsky.social
My brand NEW #asexual comedy show 💜

“An Asexual show about Cunnilingus by Eliott Simpson” 🍰

Come see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, fluids, flaps and happy endings 👅

🗓️ 14 March
⏰ 10pm
📍 Platform (Arch 4)

🔗 glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/?sear...

@asexualityarchive.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM