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The Sphinx, physiologist in the clinic during the day, criminal hunter the rest o the time using information she gets from her former convicts patients.
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Face Value

I don’t usually write things down. Paper trails are for amateurs and bureaucrats like Martin Flores, who probably files his grocery lists under “Classified.”

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Face Value
Journal Entry — 02:13 AMI don’t usually write things down. Paper trails are for amateurs and bureaucrats like Martin Flores, who probably files his grocery lists under “Classified.” But tonight? To…
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July 6, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Checkmate therapy

I don’t usually write things down. Paper is evidence. Evidence gets you caught. But tonight feels like the kind of night that deserves documentation.

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Checkmate therapy
Journal Entry – 02:17 AMI don’t usually write things down. Paper is evidence. Evidence gets you caught. But tonight feels like the kind of night that deserves documentation, if only so I can reread…
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June 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Voir dire & very dead

I don’t believe in coincidence. I believe in patterns, pressure points, and people who lie even when they don’t need to. “Sit down, Mr. Halvorsen,”

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Voir dire & very dead
Journal Entry – Yoofi AkermanI don’t believe in coincidence. I believe in patterns, pressure points, and people who lie even when they don’t need to. “Sit down, Mr. Halvorsen,” I said, pointing at …
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June 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Circular logic

I should’ve stayed home. Sniper was asleep on my chest, purring like a tiny chainsaw, and for a rare moment the world wasn’t disgusting.

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Circular logic
Journal Entry – 02:14 AMI should’ve stayed home. Sniper was asleep on my chest, purring like a tiny chainsaw, and for a rare moment the world wasn’t disgusting. Then my phone buzzed, and like every…
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June 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Bite me twice

There are nights when Malmö feels like it’s holding its breath. Tonight, it’s choking on it.

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Bite me twice
Journal Entry — 02:13 AMThere are nights when Malmö feels like it’s holding its breath. Tonight, it’s choking on it. I was halfway through a glass of cheap red because apparently even a PhD doesn’t…
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May 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Seventy-two hours of hell

Sniper, my furry little executioner-in-training, watches me from the edge of the couch.

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Seventy-two hours of hell
Day 1 – 8:13 PMCoffee. Black. Bitter. Like my conscience when I think about Martin Flores’ “requests.”Sniper, my furry little executioner-in-training, watches me from the edge of the couch. One paw…
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May 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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Murder, she rewrote

Sniper, my furry little silent partner, was perched on my desk, tail flicking like a metronome set to menace.

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Murder, she rewrote
You ever have one of those mornings where your coffee tastes like betrayal, your cat judges you with the intensity of a thousand suns, and you realize your life is a fever-dream mashup of Agatha Ch…
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May 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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A chord too far

The thing about tritones? They’re sneaky little devils. Like a two-faced cat that licks your hand before drawing blood.

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A chord too far
Yoofi Akerman’s Journal – Entry #47 The thing about tritones? They’re sneaky little devils. Like a two-faced cat that licks your hand before drawing blood. And let me tell you, they’re even sneakie…
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April 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Boxes, booze, and bad decisions

I hate Thursdays. They’re predictable in their unpredictability.

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Boxes, booze, and bad decisions
Journal of Yoofi Akerman – Thursday, 11:42 PM I hate Thursdays. They’re predictable in their unpredictability. The city smells of wet asphalt, takeout, and the faintest hint of someone’s life choic…
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March 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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Inked in blood

I woke up today to Sniper sprawling on my chest like he owned my lungs. Pretty sure he did.

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Inked in blood
I woke up today to Sniper sprawling on my chest like he owned my lungs. Pretty sure he did. I growled, he purred, and the negotiation ended in stalemate. He won. Again. Breakfast: black coffee, two…
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March 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Prayer answered, terms and conditions apply

By day, I help people unspool their knots. By night, I tighten a few.

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Prayer answered, terms and conditions apply
By day, I help people unspool their knots. By night, I tighten a few. Sniper watched me write that last line and flicked his tail like a judge slamming a gavel. He’s a gray tabby with the eyes of a…
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February 27, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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Dead cats don’t talk

Sniper landed on my chest at precisely 2:07 a.m., sixteen pounds of judgment and whiskers, depositing something cold and papery under my chin.

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Dead cats don’t talk
Yoofi Akerman’s Journal — 02:13 a.m. I used to believe insomnia was a disorder.Turns out it’s a professional requirement. Sniper landed on my chest at precisely 2:07 a.m., sixteen pounds of judgmen…
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February 21, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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Graveside playback

“I know,” I tell him, stripping off my elegant black blazer and hanging it like a confession on the chair. “The ends justified the means. Again.”

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Graveside playback
Journal Entry — 2:14 a.m.The cat is judging me. Sniper sits on the kitchen counter like a furry sniper nest, tail flicking, green eyes narrowed. If cats could file ethics complaints, mine would’ve …
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February 15, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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Ticked off, wound tight

If you’re reading this, either I survived the night or I didn’t bother to delete my notes.

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Ticked off, wound tight
If you’re reading this, either I survived the night or I didn’t bother to delete my notes. Both possibilities feel equally plausible. By day, I’m Dr. Yoofi Akerman, clinic psychologist, specialist …
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February 9, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Fear is a terrible therapist

Fear whispers. It waits until you’re alone, tired, and convinced you’ve survived the worst. Then it leans in and reminds you exactly who you are.

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Fear is a terrible therapist
People think fear screams.It doesn’t. Fear whispers. It waits until you’re alone, tired, and convinced you’ve survived the worst. Then it leans in and reminds you exactly who you are. Tonight, fear…
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February 3, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Mirror, mirror, lie to me

I used to believe mirrors were neutral. Reflective surfaces. Passive observers.

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Mirror, mirror, lie to me
I used to believe mirrors were neutral. Reflective surfaces. Passive observers. That was before I found a dead man folded into a funhouse mirror like a broken origami swan. The mirror stretched his…
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January 28, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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Howling at 3:17 A.M.

3:04 am
Sniper is sitting on my chest, staring at me like I owe him money.
“Don’t judge me,” I tell him. “You’re the one who puked on my boots yesterday.”

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Howling at 3:17 A.M.
3:04 a.m.Sniper is sitting on my chest, staring at me like I owe him money. “Don’t judge me,” I tell him. “You’re the one who puked on my boots yesterday.” He blinks slowly, which in cat means conf…
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January 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Death becomes her

If I had a nickel for every time I found myself crouching in a darkened corner, contemplating the ugly truths of the human psyche, I’d have a small fortune

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Death becomes her
If I had a nickel for every time I found myself crouching in a darkened corner, contemplating the ugly truths of the human psyche, I’d have a small fortune. Instead, I have a cat with a gift for di…
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January 16, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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Croissants of the damned

Sniper blinks. Translation: Says the woman with hidden daggers and a Ducati.

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Croissants of the damned
Journal Entry — 2:17 a.m.If there’s a hell for carbs, it smells like butter and regret. Sniper is judging me from the kitchen counter, tail wrapped like a question mark. He does this when he thinks…
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January 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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Allegro Mortis

Sniper approves of the wardrobe. He does not approve of my sleep schedule. “Don’t look at me like that,” I told him, shrugging into my jacket.

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Allegro Mortis
By day, I’m Dr. Yoofi Akerman, clinic psychologist. PhD on the wall, ficus by the window, a kettle that screams like it’s seen things. By night, I become a woman in elegant black with opinions abou…
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January 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Mirror, mirror… you’re dead

The rain slicked streets reflected the neon signs like broken glass shards on water.

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Mirror, mirror… you’re dead
The rain slicked streets reflected the neon signs like broken glass shards on water. I tugged my collar up, trying to ignore the way the cold seeped into my bones. Sniper, my feline accomplice and …
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December 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Reflections in a glass coffin

The call from Martin Flores yesterday still stings. “Yoofi,” he said in that syrupy, bureaucratic drone, “I’ve got a… situation. Something delicate.”

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Reflections in a glass coffin
6:17 a.m. Coffee tastes like regret today. Not the bitter kind I enjoy in the mornings—the kind that sticks to your gut and whispers, someone’s going to die, and it’s probably before lunch. Sniper,…
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December 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Sharp ink, sharper teeth

It was raining again. Typical. The kind of rain that makes the city streets slick, the neon puddles glow, and everyone suddenly a suspect in my mind.

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Sharp ink, sharper teeth
It was raining again. Typical. The kind of rain that makes the city streets slick, the neon puddles glow, and everyone suddenly a suspect in my mind. I stood under the awning of Café Mistral, black…
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December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Strings attached

You know that feeling when the world smells faintly of pizza but tastes like ashes? Yeah, that’s my life on a Monday morning. But today? Today it smells like murder.

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Strings attached
You know that feeling when the world smells faintly of pizza but tastes like ashes? Yeah, that’s my life on a Monday morning. But today? Today it smells like murder. I sip my black coffee, extra bi…
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December 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Brushstrokes of death

If anyone asks me how my week went, I’ll tell them “fine.” Technically true, if you ignore the stack of corpses.

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Brushstrokes of death
If anyone asks me how my week went, I’ll tell them “fine.” Technically true, if you ignore the stack of corpses, the claw marks on my Jaguar, and the lingering smell of eau-de-blood on my favorite …
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December 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM