9yo: ugh, this hotel internet keeps kicking me off
Us, Xennial parents: you should’ve seen it in the 90s. (We proceed to make dial up AOL noises.) *sshhkpp weeooohweeooh crrchchch bblllliiinnng*
9yo: 😶 …..whaaattt
Us: 🤣🤣🤣

Any other #eldestdaughters with #singlemoms get a #honeydolist when you visit? So far I’ve fixed her old cd player/ radio, her doorbell camera, and a decoration she claims my kid broke. I’m sure there’s something heavy left to carry, or some corner of the internet I’m needed to explore.

Has anyone else noticed that after 6 mo to a year, you get re-subscribed to lists you unsubscribed from? Wtf.

Do Mario & Luigi wear overalls to break the trope of “plumber’s crack”?

Having a hybrid doesn’t seem to be saving much on gas if I have to keep putting $$ back in the car to maintain two simultaneous systems. #hybrid #minivanlife #onecarfamily #toyota

Shame on you, #USPS. Shame on your cow.

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Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

If I have TDS, here’s my legally protected emotional support animal for my mental illness. How else will I hatch my evil plots if there’s no cat in my lap for effect?

In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.

Are we still shredding sensitive documents? Seems moot when data breaches have my ss all over the dark web. My kid loves to feed the shredder though.

The reason these people only associate LA with celebrity culture is because celebrities are the only thing about LA that interests them