Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
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Janeway was in a no-win situation with Tuvix.
On one hand:
She could've let half-Neelix live, at the cost of losing Tuvok.
On the other hand:
She could save Tuvok, at the cost of also saving the actual Neelix.
She probably chose the lesser of two wrongs, saving Tuvok
Janeway was in a no-win situation with Tuvix.
On one hand:
She could've let half-Neelix live, at the cost of losing Tuvok.
On the other hand:
She could save Tuvok, at the cost of also saving the actual Neelix.
She probably chose the lesser of two wrongs, saving Tuvok
October 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Chief, care to explain why Sapient Resources just got an email from @worfemail.bsky.social about being singled out to be the werewolf in your little adventure?
AS I WAS SAYING I need a period authentic cloak, Garak!! Something you might find in, oh, just to name a TOTALLY RANDOM PLACE, Transylvania. Black and red, you know? For, let’s say, nighttime adventure. TACTICAL nighttime adventure. What YOU just handed me is PINK WITH GOLD TRIM AND SPARKLY!!!
October 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Chief, care to explain why Sapient Resources just got an email from @worfemail.bsky.social about being singled out to be the werewolf in your little adventure?
// So I did a thing, with a self-hosted coding agent and my 20+ years of developer experience I made github.com/m-abs/wyomin....
Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.
Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.
GitHub - m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp: WIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cpp
WIP: Wyoming protocol wrapper for audio.cpp. Contribute to m-abs/wyoming_audiocpp development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
// So I did a thing, with a self-hosted coding agent and my 20+ years of developer experience I made github.com/m-abs/wyomin....
Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.
Wyoming is a p2p protocol for voice assistants and Audio.cpp is llama.cpp for running audio models locally.
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Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
October 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum https://theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-accept-his-ultimatum-or-face-wrath-of-next-ultimatum/
September 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum https://theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-accept-his-ultimatum-or-face-wrath-of-next-ultimatum/
If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't
I'll be crying in my office.
I'll be crying in my office.
can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch
September 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
If you need Sapient Resource, no you don't
I'll be crying in my office.
I'll be crying in my office.
youtube.com/shorts/l5hEk...
@rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
@rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
Steven Weber was in Star Trek: Deep Space nine
YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny
youtube.com
September 27, 2026 at 8:31 AM
youtube.com/shorts/l5hEk...
@rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
@rockinriker.bsky.social For the last time the station is called DEEP SPACE 9, not Deep Throat 9.
Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it.
You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members.
Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members.
Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
Alt: Howard The Duck: Talk About A Rotten Day
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Ensign Duck, NO!!!!! I don't want to hear it.
You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members.
Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
You were warned about messing with the Caitian crew members.
Was it @theolalfer.bsky.social who put you up to hiding the catnip at their station?
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Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it
September 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Gilliam watching helpless in horror as Cleese grabs his Worst Python trophy and just sprints away with it
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guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
September 24, 2026 at 10:46 AM
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
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Biblically accurate cupcake.
September 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Biblically accurate cupcake.
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Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault - www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
And stay there 🖕
And stay there 🖕
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault
A New York judge sentenced former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein to 15 years in prison on Wednesday for sexually assaulting a former production assistant in 2006, following the ex-movie mogul's ...
www.reuters.com
September 23, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years for New York sexual assault - www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
And stay there 🖕
And stay there 🖕
September 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
/// Hmmm.... where have we heard that shit almost every day for the last almost three years, I wonder....
watching babylon 5 and woof, this still hits
September 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
/// Hmmm.... where have we heard that shit almost every day for the last almost three years, I wonder....
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“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to the sock puppets he had booked to open for him on his stadi...
theonion.com
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“This is, uh, Jimmy and his songwriting partner, Freddie.” — Ed Sheeran
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Star Trek Enterprise.
What canceled TV show do you wish would come back?
September 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Star Trek Enterprise.
TINIEST SKY PUPPY ❤️🥺😍
September 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
TINIEST SKY PUPPY ❤️🥺😍
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
September 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social
Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"?
Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"?
September 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social
Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"?
Why did the computer just tell me "The Librarian goes Ook!!!! The dog goes Ed..ward!!!"?
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Quark, please tell me the live stream Pay-for-View is ready for this?
The station's maintenance budget depends on it.
The station's maintenance budget depends on it.
GARAK I asked for a historically accurate codpiece for my jousting holoprogram with Julian today. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. What you’ve just HANDED me here LIGHTS UP and VIBRATES—“it’s sure to create a buzz”?!? Is that supposed to be FUNNY?! NO YOU DON’T GET TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND WALK AWAY
September 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Quark, please tell me the live stream Pay-for-View is ready for this?
The station's maintenance budget depends on it.
The station's maintenance budget depends on it.
Allow me to break out in an evil laughter; muhahahahahaha.
This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅
This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅
Del komponent til mit nyeste projekt ligner noget fra en horrorfilm om plastik figurer 😅
September 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Allow me to break out in an evil laughter; muhahahahahaha.
This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅
This is a part of my latest project on the primitive replicator and it looks like something out of a horror movie if Lego made those. 😅
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Nazis are gonna Nazi, no wonder Muskolini loves them.
80 year passed - but they’re the same people!
At an AfD event in Magdeburg, a young attendee raises his arm in an apparent Nazi salute on a livestream before the interviewer quickly warns him: "Vorsicht mit der Hand!" (Careful with the hand!)
At an AfD event in Magdeburg, a young attendee raises his arm in an apparent Nazi salute on a livestream before the interviewer quickly warns him: "Vorsicht mit der Hand!" (Careful with the hand!)
September 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Nazis are gonna Nazi, no wonder Muskolini loves them.
September 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM