Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
// When your own bad joke makes you feel slightly sick
Woman's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Woman's Disgusted Reaction
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October 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
// When your own bad joke makes you feel slightly sick
The replicator will do anything but make the thing I ordered.
I just wanted my triple shot eXpresso, pineapple, licorice and goat milk latte.
I just wanted my triple shot eXpresso, pineapple, licorice and goat milk latte.
October 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The replicator will do anything but make the thing I ordered.
I just wanted my triple shot eXpresso, pineapple, licorice and goat milk latte.
I just wanted my triple shot eXpresso, pineapple, licorice and goat milk latte.
// I just hope Orange Clark doesn't try to do what Clark did after loosing.
October 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
// I just hope Orange Clark doesn't try to do what Clark did after loosing.
// I never even considered them puppets, they felt so real 😅
October 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
// I never even considered them puppets, they felt so real 😅
Dr Bashir?
October 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Dr Bashir?
I have a bigger issue with how long time the LLM+TTS takes.
I'll need to look into why this is so slow. Maybe it is because I don't use streaming, maybe it's the hardware or the Omnivoice model.
I'll need to look into why this is so slow. Maybe it is because I don't use streaming, maybe it's the hardware or the Omnivoice model.
October 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I have a bigger issue with how long time the LLM+TTS takes.
I'll need to look into why this is so slow. Maybe it is because I don't use streaming, maybe it's the hardware or the Omnivoice model.
I'll need to look into why this is so slow. Maybe it is because I don't use streaming, maybe it's the hardware or the Omnivoice model.
I don't have a wake word just yet, so I can't say exact.
In terms of transcribing speech-to-text Hviske is very fast, I hardly notice any delay.
I just did a quick test in audio.cpp directly on a short command.
For 3353ms recording, it took 468ms to transcribe or ~14%
In terms of transcribing speech-to-text Hviske is very fast, I hardly notice any delay.
I just did a quick test in audio.cpp directly on a short command.
For 3353ms recording, it took 468ms to transcribe or ~14%
October 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I don't have a wake word just yet, so I can't say exact.
In terms of transcribing speech-to-text Hviske is very fast, I hardly notice any delay.
I just did a quick test in audio.cpp directly on a short command.
For 3353ms recording, it took 468ms to transcribe or ~14%
In terms of transcribing speech-to-text Hviske is very fast, I hardly notice any delay.
I just did a quick test in audio.cpp directly on a short command.
For 3353ms recording, it took 468ms to transcribe or ~14%
Do I need to remind you of the prime directive?
*Whispering* Also it's funnier this way *Pushes a 5 liter bucket of popcorn in to your hands*
*Whispering* Also it's funnier this way *Pushes a 5 liter bucket of popcorn in to your hands*
October 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Do I need to remind you of the prime directive?
*Whispering* Also it's funnier this way *Pushes a 5 liter bucket of popcorn in to your hands*
*Whispering* Also it's funnier this way *Pushes a 5 liter bucket of popcorn in to your hands*
The Spaceball's toilets are probably just as safe as their transporters are.
October 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The Spaceball's toilets are probably just as safe as their transporters are.
You're going to use this in your chili, aren't you?
October 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
You're going to use this in your chili, aren't you?
Thomas, NO
October 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Thomas, NO
October 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I use this for self-hosted voice control with @home-assistant.io
You can use any model audio.cpp supports, but I use these:
ASR: Hviske-v5.3 (Danish ASR model)
TTS: Omnivoice (instruct, not clone, voice cloning is fucking gross).
LLM: mradermacher/munin-qwen3.5-9B-i1-GGUF (Fine-tuned for Danish)
You can use any model audio.cpp supports, but I use these:
ASR: Hviske-v5.3 (Danish ASR model)
TTS: Omnivoice (instruct, not clone, voice cloning is fucking gross).
LLM: mradermacher/munin-qwen3.5-9B-i1-GGUF (Fine-tuned for Danish)
October 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I use this for self-hosted voice control with @home-assistant.io
You can use any model audio.cpp supports, but I use these:
ASR: Hviske-v5.3 (Danish ASR model)
TTS: Omnivoice (instruct, not clone, voice cloning is fucking gross).
LLM: mradermacher/munin-qwen3.5-9B-i1-GGUF (Fine-tuned for Danish)
You can use any model audio.cpp supports, but I use these:
ASR: Hviske-v5.3 (Danish ASR model)
TTS: Omnivoice (instruct, not clone, voice cloning is fucking gross).
LLM: mradermacher/munin-qwen3.5-9B-i1-GGUF (Fine-tuned for Danish)
I can neither confirm or deny, that I did or didn't do that.
So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.
So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.
October 4, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I can neither confirm or deny, that I did or didn't do that.
So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.
So please stop yelling or at least wait till I've gotten my pumpkin spice Raktajino.
He would be stunning in purple.
October 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
He would be stunning in purple.
Anyone seen Garak?
September 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Anyone seen Garak?
Lando: Ah, I hate my life.
G'kar: So do I.
G'kar: So do I.
September 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Lando: Ah, I hate my life.
G'kar: So do I.
G'kar: So do I.