Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-sapient-resources.mabs.dk
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
October 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
October 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Aren't they reptilian'ish? So probably not.
If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
September 25, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Aren't they reptilian'ish? So probably not.
If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
If you're trying to court one, talk to @annoyedobrien.bsky.social he accidentally hit on one of them. I think she recently became captain.
September 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Guys guys, I found it.
September 7, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Guys guys, I found it.
Ehm, yes?
September 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ehm, yes?
August 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
/// thanks AI, I think I've known that since I watched the original the first time as a child
August 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
/// thanks AI, I think I've known that since I watched the original the first time as a child
August 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This week on Voyager; After finally decimating the Kazon, the crew of the ISS Voyager encounters the Bork and forces them to fight a new common enemy.
Will Captain Janeway get a new pet?
Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech?
What is astrometics anyway?
More at 9.
Will Captain Janeway get a new pet?
Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech?
What is astrometics anyway?
More at 9.
August 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This week on Voyager; After finally decimating the Kazon, the crew of the ISS Voyager encounters the Bork and forces them to fight a new common enemy.
Will Captain Janeway get a new pet?
Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech?
What is astrometics anyway?
More at 9.
Will Captain Janeway get a new pet?
Will the ETH get his agony booths enhanced with Bork tech?
What is astrometics anyway?
More at 9.
August 21, 2026 at 10:18 PM
August 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
August 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
August 12, 2026 at 9:04 AM
*Sapient Resources Rep on their fifth Raktajino of the day, shaking and twitching right eye*
How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose?
Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose?
Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
August 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
*Sapient Resources Rep on their fifth Raktajino of the day, shaking and twitching right eye*
How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose?
Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose?
Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
/// So... Ehm.... I might accidentally... and completely on purpose have bought two more sets on the way home from work, so I could build all three models. 😅
August 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
/// So... Ehm.... I might accidentally... and completely on purpose have bought two more sets on the way home from work, so I could build all three models. 😅
World you look at that color?
August 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
World you look at that color?
July 31, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Susan Sto Helit / Susan Death
July 31, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Susan Sto Helit / Susan Death
July 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Are you sure it's a bee?
July 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Are you sure it's a bee?
Best I can do is a chili
July 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Best I can do is a chili
Aaah...so you're a waffle man?
July 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Aaah...so you're a waffle man?
// My penis (chili) is hanging a bit in 27C in my living room 😥
June 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
// My penis (chili) is hanging a bit in 27C in my living room 😥