Lauren Ipsum
@stillnotthranduil.bsky.social
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Andy Burnham is putting more work into finding out why we do so badly at a shit contest for cunts than doing literally anything about fascist blackshirts being allowed to run free
UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Andy Burnham is putting more work into finding out why we do so badly at a shit contest for cunts than doing literally anything about fascist blackshirts being allowed to run free
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What’s the weirdest is that trans men and women are exactly the same as you and me except they have less rights. Fix your hearts please.
September 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
What’s the weirdest is that trans men and women are exactly the same as you and me except they have less rights. Fix your hearts please.
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Ed got dragged which was much deserved.
September 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Ed got dragged which was much deserved.
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I do urge people to understand that as much as this looks like crackpots yammering and squawking: this paper is thr British ruling class talking to themselves and to each other, and its contents - increasingly deranged and extreme as they have been for years - are generally taken quite seriously.
September 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I do urge people to understand that as much as this looks like crackpots yammering and squawking: this paper is thr British ruling class talking to themselves and to each other, and its contents - increasingly deranged and extreme as they have been for years - are generally taken quite seriously.
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For ages Millennials have been saying that state pension won't exist when we get to the age and all the Boomers were like "don't be ridiculous". Dickhead that's what they're pushing now
September 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
For ages Millennials have been saying that state pension won't exist when we get to the age and all the Boomers were like "don't be ridiculous". Dickhead that's what they're pushing now
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Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
September 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
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people who dislike hasan are annoying and stupid. people who like hasan are also annoying and stupid. we all deserve a world where nobody has any opinion about hasan at all
September 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
people who dislike hasan are annoying and stupid. people who like hasan are also annoying and stupid. we all deserve a world where nobody has any opinion about hasan at all
Cunt.
Are they threatening trans users directly? No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy.
Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. Ie send trans folks to concentration camps.
Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. Ie send trans folks to concentration camps.
September 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Cunt.
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Every day, the stories from the UK read like a dystopian novel.
September 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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These are the people liberals are screaming at trans people that they need to vote for to stop it getting 'really bad' (for them).
It's the same as Labour in the UK.
Labour didn't stop it. Labour made it infinitely worse, and did it willingly.
But sure, tell trans people Dems will be different
It's the same as Labour in the UK.
Labour didn't stop it. Labour made it infinitely worse, and did it willingly.
But sure, tell trans people Dems will be different
September 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
These are the people liberals are screaming at trans people that they need to vote for to stop it getting 'really bad' (for them).
It's the same as Labour in the UK.
Labour didn't stop it. Labour made it infinitely worse, and did it willingly.
But sure, tell trans people Dems will be different
It's the same as Labour in the UK.
Labour didn't stop it. Labour made it infinitely worse, and did it willingly.
But sure, tell trans people Dems will be different
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Otherwise known as 'the UK approach'
She is proudly endorsing the elimination of trans people in schools and banning trans people from being teachers while forcefully outing trans kids and having the state bully them.
How bad must it get before people realize trans folks will not vote for these people. They should lose.
How bad must it get before people realize trans folks will not vote for these people. They should lose.
September 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Otherwise known as 'the UK approach'
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Keir Starmer is right wing, Andy Burnham is right wing, the entire Labour Party is right wing
September 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Keir Starmer is right wing, Andy Burnham is right wing, the entire Labour Party is right wing
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Star Wars fans are like: I like jizz
September 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Star Wars fans are like: I like jizz
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great art articulates eternal truths
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
CURTAIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreia7vy7yqqyb7ytslx43odsuqsi4etojsjjntlqcrsguwncynwrfpm)
September 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
great art articulates eternal truths
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Didn’t please anyone: didn’t please the public, didn’t deter the papers from ratcheting the hate ever upwards; didn’t impress the opposition, didn’t make the fascists blink. Idiocy upon stupidity, to the point where it looks more like malice.
September 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Didn’t please anyone: didn’t please the public, didn’t deter the papers from ratcheting the hate ever upwards; didn’t impress the opposition, didn’t make the fascists blink. Idiocy upon stupidity, to the point where it looks more like malice.
And other things 😏
September 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
And other things 😏
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Lookie here, the UK legal definition of terrorism! I'd say this falls under 1b, 1c, 2c, 2d.
Again, this is the same definition used to proscribe Palestine Action.
Again, this is the same definition used to proscribe Palestine Action.
![Terrorism: interpretation.
(1)In this Act “terrorism” means the use or threat of action where—
(a)the action falls within subsection (2),
(b)the use or threat is designed to influence the government [F1or an international governmental organisation] or to intimidate the public or a section of the public, and
(c)the use or threat is made for the purpose of advancing a political, religious [F2, racial] or ideological cause.
(2)Action falls within this subsection if it—
(a)involves serious violence against a person,
(b)involves serious damage to property,
(c)endangers a person’s life, other than that of the person committing the action,
(d)creates a serious risk to the health or safety of the public or a section of the public, or
(e)is designed seriously to interfere with or seriously to disrupt an electronic system.
(3)The use or threat of action falling within subsection (2) which involves the use of firearms or explosives is terrorism whether or not subsection (1)(b) is satisfied.
(4)In this section—
(a)“action” includes action outside the United Kingdom,
(b)a reference to any person or to property is a reference to any person, or to property, wherever situated,
(c)a reference to the public includes a reference to the public of a country other than the United Kingdom, and
(d)“the government” means the government of the United Kingdom, of a Part of the United Kingdom or of a country other than the United Kingdom.
(5)In this Act a reference to action taken for the purposes of terrorism includes a reference to action taken for the benefit of a proscribed organisation](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrxz3fyvwgotwt62meqkn4v3/bafkreiaucuxvnvghwsawcytpzlre6qihczil5fdnvv2mlpy5kelo22zd34)
September 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Lookie here, the UK legal definition of terrorism! I'd say this falls under 1b, 1c, 2c, 2d.
Again, this is the same definition used to proscribe Palestine Action.
Again, this is the same definition used to proscribe Palestine Action.
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It was confirmed yesterday that the centre left coalition won the election in Sweden
As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
You may be relieved but spare a thought for so many editors in the mainstream media who were hoping to run hyping headlines about the far right winning in Sweden
As always when SD is hyped and ends up crashing, I expect Swedish politics will drop off the radar as it's no longer sexy enough
As always when SD is hyped and ends up crashing, I expect Swedish politics will drop off the radar as it's no longer sexy enough
Sweden, Novus exit poll:
Seat projection national parliament
S-S&D: 101 (-6)
SD-ECR: 66 (-7)
M-EPP: 62 (-6)
C-RE: 32 (+8)
MP-G/EFA: 25 (+7)
V-LEFT: 24
KD-EPP: 21 (+2)
L-RE: 18 (+2)
+/- vs. Last election result
➤ europeelects.eu/sweden
Seat projection national parliament
S-S&D: 101 (-6)
SD-ECR: 66 (-7)
M-EPP: 62 (-6)
C-RE: 32 (+8)
MP-G/EFA: 25 (+7)
V-LEFT: 24
KD-EPP: 21 (+2)
L-RE: 18 (+2)
+/- vs. Last election result
➤ europeelects.eu/sweden
September 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
It was confirmed yesterday that the centre left coalition won the election in Sweden
As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
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Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
www.nationalgeographic.com
September 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Omg new cat just dropped www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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not sure it's a defence that ed sheeran would want but... yeah.
![OrangeMaxxing F... @OrangeFr... • 5h
Ed Sheeran is getting cooked by literally everyone
[video of a woman with cerebral palsy making a joke about how she has a stronger spine than ed sheeran]
Graham Linehan @Glinner • 2h
Literally every retard](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bcgtpezwhu5ynanpiezkmfim/bafkreideyckazblqdgnbgb6ewiykasxamtrzx2zzlsjtjmpqr4el3n6ir4)
September 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
not sure it's a defence that ed sheeran would want but... yeah.
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With this Canada “associate EU membership” the EU is starting to look like Eurovision - “we don’t care if you’re not actually in Europe so long as you’re majority white 😉”
September 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
With this Canada “associate EU membership” the EU is starting to look like Eurovision - “we don’t care if you’re not actually in Europe so long as you’re majority white 😉”
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And yes, the centrists and libs who all said it would be fine all think we're just throwing tantrums and have zero interest in helping us
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And none of the cis "centrists" believe a word of it. It's frustrating and annoying.
September 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
And yes, the centrists and libs who all said it would be fine all think we're just throwing tantrums and have zero interest in helping us
bsky.app/profile/vala...
bsky.app/profile/vala...