James Blonde
@strangerthangs.bsky.social
🪷 Still waiting for my ovaries to drop 🪷
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James Blonde
@strangerthangs.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Somewhere between a shitpost and a shit post.
Their endgame isn’t selling us products anymore, it’s owning the whole systems.
Life will become one big subscription paying the elite just to exist.
Life will become one big subscription paying the elite just to exist.
July 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Their endgame isn’t selling us products anymore, it’s owning the whole systems.
Life will become one big subscription paying the elite just to exist.
Life will become one big subscription paying the elite just to exist.
Calling my vibrator “meat buzzer” for the rest of my life
July 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Calling my vibrator “meat buzzer” for the rest of my life
Him: I love you
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have any money
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have any money
July 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Him: I love you
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have any money
Me: I’m sorry I don’t have any money
I only date men who are willing to apologize for being a man
July 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I only date men who are willing to apologize for being a man
Destroying flock cameras is as American as it gets
July 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Destroying flock cameras is as American as it gets
Opening bsky is like going on a cigarette break
July 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Opening bsky is like going on a cigarette break
In honor of LDs passing, I will donate a pair of flip flops to a charity of your choosing
July 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
In honor of LDs passing, I will donate a pair of flip flops to a charity of your choosing
“Say something good about the dead, they’re dead good.”
George Carlin
George Carlin
July 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“Say something good about the dead, they’re dead good.”
George Carlin
George Carlin
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When you compare my junk to Belgian treats.
I don’t have a waffle thingy !
July 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
When you compare my junk to Belgian treats.
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I'm about to be jalapeño business today. First pepper yield of the season. They're not gigantic, but they will strip the chrome off a trailer hitch. 🔥
July 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'm about to be jalapeño business today. First pepper yield of the season. They're not gigantic, but they will strip the chrome off a trailer hitch. 🔥
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They call them flock cameras because they think we’re sheep
July 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
They call them flock cameras because they think we’re sheep
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
July 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Everything peaked in 2011
July 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Everything peaked in 2011
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I love you you have ruined me for all others
(stranger’s dog licking my face)
(stranger’s dog licking my face)
July 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I love you you have ruined me for all others
(stranger’s dog licking my face)
(stranger’s dog licking my face)
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sorry for being so overly enthusiastic when you asked if I had any regrets
July 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
sorry for being so overly enthusiastic when you asked if I had any regrets
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I am so fucking tired of websites that throw popups in my face throughout the entire experience.
Imagine walking into a store and someone getting in your face every couple of minutes asking if you want a discount, to sign up for a newsletter, or hey look at this advertisement. JFC leave me alone.
Imagine walking into a store and someone getting in your face every couple of minutes asking if you want a discount, to sign up for a newsletter, or hey look at this advertisement. JFC leave me alone.
July 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I am so fucking tired of websites that throw popups in my face throughout the entire experience.
Imagine walking into a store and someone getting in your face every couple of minutes asking if you want a discount, to sign up for a newsletter, or hey look at this advertisement. JFC leave me alone.
Imagine walking into a store and someone getting in your face every couple of minutes asking if you want a discount, to sign up for a newsletter, or hey look at this advertisement. JFC leave me alone.
Oh well, who needs affordability anyway
July 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oh well, who needs affordability anyway
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They should invent a mind that heals as quickly as the body
July 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
They should invent a mind that heals as quickly as the body
Reconnecting with substances, because touching grass isn’t doing it for me anymore
July 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reconnecting with substances, because touching grass isn’t doing it for me anymore
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If we want to prevent nominating and electing rapists and sexual predators, statistically we should probably just elect women.
July 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If we want to prevent nominating and electing rapists and sexual predators, statistically we should probably just elect women.
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Can’t. I’m busy clenching my jaw so tightly I could form a diamond from the pressure.
July 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Can’t. I’m busy clenching my jaw so tightly I could form a diamond from the pressure.