Matando
@strelsky.net
Learning Japanese for the challenge and the fun. I've been using Linux for years; I'm never looking back.
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Saw this and died
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Saw this and died
I made roast beef for dinner tonight. It was my first time using a sirloin tip roast. It came out really good. I might carve it a little differently next time but it was still pretty tender 🤤
September 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I made roast beef for dinner tonight. It was my first time using a sirloin tip roast. It came out really good. I might carve it a little differently next time but it was still pretty tender 🤤
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After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
September 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
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Trump offers a bribe of $5,000 in exchange for votes, the bribe is promoted as a dividend and would cost $1.2 trillion dollars. This is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 597, bribing someone to vote a certain way is a federal crime punishable by prison.
September 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Trump offers a bribe of $5,000 in exchange for votes, the bribe is promoted as a dividend and would cost $1.2 trillion dollars. This is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 597, bribing someone to vote a certain way is a federal crime punishable by prison.
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September 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Can confirm: this is INCREDIBLY rare.
“Photographer and bird enthusiast Alexander deBarros captured a photo of a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.”
KTLA: Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A. ktla.com/news/local-n... #canislatrans #coyote #urbanwildlife
“Photographer and bird enthusiast Alexander deBarros captured a photo of a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.”
KTLA: Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A. ktla.com/news/local-n... #canislatrans #coyote #urbanwildlife
Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A.
A Southern California bird watcher stumbled onto a scene over the weekend that looked like it came straight out of a classic cartoon, except this time, the coyote appears to have won and there̵…
ktla.com
September 6, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Can confirm: this is INCREDIBLY rare.
“Photographer and bird enthusiast Alexander deBarros captured a photo of a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.”
KTLA: Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A. ktla.com/news/local-n... #canislatrans #coyote #urbanwildlife
“Photographer and bird enthusiast Alexander deBarros captured a photo of a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.”
KTLA: Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A. ktla.com/news/local-n... #canislatrans #coyote #urbanwildlife
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me: so i name all my cats after numbers!
them: oh?
me: cat3, cat5
them: you skipped four--
me (ignoring them): cat5e
them: but 'e' is not a number
me (continuing to ignore them): cat6, cat6a, cat7, cat8
them: oh?
me: cat3, cat5
them: you skipped four--
me (ignoring them): cat5e
them: but 'e' is not a number
me (continuing to ignore them): cat6, cat6a, cat7, cat8
September 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
me: so i name all my cats after numbers!
them: oh?
me: cat3, cat5
them: you skipped four--
me (ignoring them): cat5e
them: but 'e' is not a number
me (continuing to ignore them): cat6, cat6a, cat7, cat8
them: oh?
me: cat3, cat5
them: you skipped four--
me (ignoring them): cat5e
them: but 'e' is not a number
me (continuing to ignore them): cat6, cat6a, cat7, cat8
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Never too late for your first Suns game 🥹
September 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Never too late for your first Suns game 🥹
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Me: *takes my cat through TSA*
TSA Guy: My cat would be clawing up a storm. Unless I gave my cat some weed. I’m not saying I have weed. Because I’m a federal employee. But if I did, I could give it to my cat.
TSA Guy: My cat would be clawing up a storm. Unless I gave my cat some weed. I’m not saying I have weed. Because I’m a federal employee. But if I did, I could give it to my cat.
September 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Me: *takes my cat through TSA*
TSA Guy: My cat would be clawing up a storm. Unless I gave my cat some weed. I’m not saying I have weed. Because I’m a federal employee. But if I did, I could give it to my cat.
TSA Guy: My cat would be clawing up a storm. Unless I gave my cat some weed. I’m not saying I have weed. Because I’m a federal employee. But if I did, I could give it to my cat.
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Trump’s Hollywood star vs Dolly Parton’s Hollywood star.
Everybody hates Trump. 🤮
Everybody loves Dolly Parton. ❤
Everybody hates Trump. 🤮
Everybody loves Dolly Parton. ❤
September 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Trump’s Hollywood star vs Dolly Parton’s Hollywood star.
Everybody hates Trump. 🤮
Everybody loves Dolly Parton. ❤
Everybody hates Trump. 🤮
Everybody loves Dolly Parton. ❤
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huh why is nasa looking for your girlfriend
August 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
huh why is nasa looking for your girlfriend
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Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here.
Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.
Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.
Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
August 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here.
Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.
Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it.
Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.
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Just got my pre-ordered leaked copy of GTA6 😁
August 27, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Just got my pre-ordered leaked copy of GTA6 😁
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Team ernable.
X shuts down apps that show its posts. Bluesky exists to ernable it. One of these networks is about promoting freedom, the other is not.
nitter.net is down. xcancel.com may go soon, too. all the respect to the folks at nitter for their services so far, but to be honest, X completely locking itself out of the web is probably a net positive for us all in the long term
August 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Team ernable.
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"People need to stop putting flyers on my car.
I don’t want to see a band called 'Parking Violation' @ the “Courthouse.”
I don’t want to see a band called 'Parking Violation' @ the “Courthouse.”
August 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"People need to stop putting flyers on my car.
I don’t want to see a band called 'Parking Violation' @ the “Courthouse.”
I don’t want to see a band called 'Parking Violation' @ the “Courthouse.”
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