Mulby Suryavat, Not A Cat
@suryavatyoga.bsky.social
My high school bitch ass couldn't tell the difference between ska and punk. I stopped caring years ago. Yoga obsessed now. Meow.
I'm a non-profit accountant in my day job. My pay is median, per company policy. I just ran my own numbers, just for funsies. My take home pay is $14.72/hr. My monthly bills, not extra spending or savings withholding, need a minimum $13.24/hr.
That means $118.40 per paycheck fun money AND savings.
That means $118.40 per paycheck fun money AND savings.
September 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I'm a non-profit accountant in my day job. My pay is median, per company policy. I just ran my own numbers, just for funsies. My take home pay is $14.72/hr. My monthly bills, not extra spending or savings withholding, need a minimum $13.24/hr.
That means $118.40 per paycheck fun money AND savings.
That means $118.40 per paycheck fun money AND savings.
Being told to ask for help is one of the most useless and harmful things I get told when I'm struggling.
You want me to stop what I'm doing, come find you, interrupt you, convince you, and train you? While I'm barely able to function?
Go ask Rupert to teach you how to fuck off.
You want me to stop what I'm doing, come find you, interrupt you, convince you, and train you? While I'm barely able to function?
Go ask Rupert to teach you how to fuck off.
August 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Being told to ask for help is one of the most useless and harmful things I get told when I'm struggling.
You want me to stop what I'm doing, come find you, interrupt you, convince you, and train you? While I'm barely able to function?
Go ask Rupert to teach you how to fuck off.
You want me to stop what I'm doing, come find you, interrupt you, convince you, and train you? While I'm barely able to function?
Go ask Rupert to teach you how to fuck off.
New response for when people tell me to get home safe: Bitch you know that's not in my retirement plan.
Feeling double extra millennial today.
Feeling double extra millennial today.
April 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
New response for when people tell me to get home safe: Bitch you know that's not in my retirement plan.
Feeling double extra millennial today.
Feeling double extra millennial today.
We're in a mist warning and a fire warning. Climate change so bad, even the elementals are fighting.
March 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
We're in a mist warning and a fire warning. Climate change so bad, even the elementals are fighting.
Here's to another day of reporting unlabeled AI posts in hopes that it stops getting fed to me. But I know better than to actually think the algorithm will change.
#nomorebotsplease #imsotired #thisiswhywehatesocialmedia
#nomorebotsplease #imsotired #thisiswhywehatesocialmedia
March 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Here's to another day of reporting unlabeled AI posts in hopes that it stops getting fed to me. But I know better than to actually think the algorithm will change.
#nomorebotsplease #imsotired #thisiswhywehatesocialmedia
#nomorebotsplease #imsotired #thisiswhywehatesocialmedia
Waiting for the mechanic to call back is a special purgatory. My car might be beyond repairs. It might just need a new fluid line or gasket or some other tiny but vital piece. I have no recourse, just waiting.
#iwillneverfinanciallyrecoverfromthis #waiting #potholes
#iwillneverfinanciallyrecoverfromthis #waiting #potholes
March 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Waiting for the mechanic to call back is a special purgatory. My car might be beyond repairs. It might just need a new fluid line or gasket or some other tiny but vital piece. I have no recourse, just waiting.
#iwillneverfinanciallyrecoverfromthis #waiting #potholes
#iwillneverfinanciallyrecoverfromthis #waiting #potholes
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Driving around Minneapolis, I'm increasingly suspicious and aggressive to out of state plates. Even in state plates, who don't know how to drive in Minneapolis.
If you're not from here, I don't believe you have a non-frozen reason to be here.
If you're not from here, I don't believe you have a non-frozen reason to be here.
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Driving around Minneapolis, I'm increasingly suspicious and aggressive to out of state plates. Even in state plates, who don't know how to drive in Minneapolis.
If you're not from here, I don't believe you have a non-frozen reason to be here.
If you're not from here, I don't believe you have a non-frozen reason to be here.
I was asked what I'm doing for self care, being a yoga teacher in South Minneapolis right now.
I got all my tax forms together. I went to the dentist. I got a new seam ripper. I had my hair appointment scheduled before shit really got bad, but I kept the appointment. I'm being nice to Future Me.
I got all my tax forms together. I went to the dentist. I got a new seam ripper. I had my hair appointment scheduled before shit really got bad, but I kept the appointment. I'm being nice to Future Me.
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I was asked what I'm doing for self care, being a yoga teacher in South Minneapolis right now.
I got all my tax forms together. I went to the dentist. I got a new seam ripper. I had my hair appointment scheduled before shit really got bad, but I kept the appointment. I'm being nice to Future Me.
I got all my tax forms together. I went to the dentist. I got a new seam ripper. I had my hair appointment scheduled before shit really got bad, but I kept the appointment. I'm being nice to Future Me.
Stress craving cheesy eggy cheese eggs.
That's a new one.
That's a new one.
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Stress craving cheesy eggy cheese eggs.
That's a new one.
That's a new one.
I finally figured out what I want to do with myself, right as everything around me is either falling apart or being priced out.
At least the snow is pretty today.
At least the snow is pretty today.
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I finally figured out what I want to do with myself, right as everything around me is either falling apart or being priced out.
At least the snow is pretty today.
At least the snow is pretty today.
The number of times, every day, I am reminded at the correct yogic response to stress is to cut the damn fool who's bother you's head off is far too many for the number of swords I have at my disposal.
#yoga #swords #destress #permylastemail #philosophy #yogateacher
#yoga #swords #destress #permylastemail #philosophy #yogateacher
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The number of times, every day, I am reminded at the correct yogic response to stress is to cut the damn fool who's bother you's head off is far too many for the number of swords I have at my disposal.
#yoga #swords #destress #permylastemail #philosophy #yogateacher
#yoga #swords #destress #permylastemail #philosophy #yogateacher
I've run out of procrastination projects and might actually start my real projects now. I don't know how to handle this.
#ADHD #WIP #fallcleaning
#ADHD #WIP #fallcleaning
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've run out of procrastination projects and might actually start my real projects now. I don't know how to handle this.
#ADHD #WIP #fallcleaning
#ADHD #WIP #fallcleaning
I want to post and talk about cool pictures. But that means taking pictures, and taking cool pictures. But I'm super overwhelmed on the regular, and can't handle visuals.
#ADHD #myeyesaretired #thatsenoughseeingfortoday
#ADHD #myeyesaretired #thatsenoughseeingfortoday
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I want to post and talk about cool pictures. But that means taking pictures, and taking cool pictures. But I'm super overwhelmed on the regular, and can't handle visuals.
#ADHD #myeyesaretired #thatsenoughseeingfortoday
#ADHD #myeyesaretired #thatsenoughseeingfortoday
I want to revolt and fight back and make change happen.
But I'm exhausted and need to pay the bills and not have a breakdown over everything.
So I'm going to go teach yoga, mend some clothes, be weird and crafty, and hold space and time where I can.
Every bit helps, right?
But I'm exhausted and need to pay the bills and not have a breakdown over everything.
So I'm going to go teach yoga, mend some clothes, be weird and crafty, and hold space and time where I can.
Every bit helps, right?
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I want to revolt and fight back and make change happen.
But I'm exhausted and need to pay the bills and not have a breakdown over everything.
So I'm going to go teach yoga, mend some clothes, be weird and crafty, and hold space and time where I can.
Every bit helps, right?
But I'm exhausted and need to pay the bills and not have a breakdown over everything.
So I'm going to go teach yoga, mend some clothes, be weird and crafty, and hold space and time where I can.
Every bit helps, right?
As a woman receiving modern healthcare for my personal conditions, I have to rely on medical discoveries and technology developed by Germans in the 1850's and 1940's.
I hate this, but I want to live. So I accept it. Doesn't make me hate it any less
I hate this, but I want to live. So I accept it. Doesn't make me hate it any less
July 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
As a woman receiving modern healthcare for my personal conditions, I have to rely on medical discoveries and technology developed by Germans in the 1850's and 1940's.
I hate this, but I want to live. So I accept it. Doesn't make me hate it any less
I hate this, but I want to live. So I accept it. Doesn't make me hate it any less
Reposted by Mulby Suryavat, Not A Cat
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Deepthroating a beer at your rival is the same as kissing.
#AEW #KissYourHomies #GazeIntoEachOthersEyesMore
#AEW #KissYourHomies #GazeIntoEachOthersEyesMore
May 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Deepthroating a beer at your rival is the same as kissing.
#AEW #KissYourHomies #GazeIntoEachOthersEyesMore
#AEW #KissYourHomies #GazeIntoEachOthersEyesMore
Reposted by Mulby Suryavat, Not A Cat
Today is not Mark Hamill's birthday, but it is Peter Mayhew's.
May 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today is not Mark Hamill's birthday, but it is Peter Mayhew's.
Reposted by Mulby Suryavat, Not A Cat
Happy International “International Men’s Day IS a thing, it was in November, and you didn’t celebrate it, you giant carcinogenic bag of dicks” Day to all who celebrate.
March 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Happy International “International Men’s Day IS a thing, it was in November, and you didn’t celebrate it, you giant carcinogenic bag of dicks” Day to all who celebrate.
Ok so what if I planted a bunch of carrot seeds in a pot and grew a bunch of tiny carrots?
Just tiny carrots
#apartmentGarden #INeedGreenSpace
#ForeverSnacks
Just tiny carrots
#apartmentGarden #INeedGreenSpace
#ForeverSnacks
February 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ok so what if I planted a bunch of carrot seeds in a pot and grew a bunch of tiny carrots?
Just tiny carrots
#apartmentGarden #INeedGreenSpace
#ForeverSnacks
Just tiny carrots
#apartmentGarden #INeedGreenSpace
#ForeverSnacks
Serious question, what's the difference between AI generated stuff and the Computer in Star Trek creating her own answers and images?
February 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Serious question, what's the difference between AI generated stuff and the Computer in Star Trek creating her own answers and images?
So... Uhhh ... Anyone else changing their tax withholding to 0?
I'm not going to keep paying for this to continue happening.
#DefundTheGovernment #WhatIsEvenHappening
#NotWithMyMoney
I'm not going to keep paying for this to continue happening.
#DefundTheGovernment #WhatIsEvenHappening
#NotWithMyMoney
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
So... Uhhh ... Anyone else changing their tax withholding to 0?
I'm not going to keep paying for this to continue happening.
#DefundTheGovernment #WhatIsEvenHappening
#NotWithMyMoney
I'm not going to keep paying for this to continue happening.
#DefundTheGovernment #WhatIsEvenHappening
#NotWithMyMoney
I should start recording all the times I see emergency vehicles stuck in traffic at red lights or almost hit on coming traffic because they don't get green lights. Because HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS SUCH AN ISSUE it's terrifying
@governorwalz.mn.gov need a new safety issue to tackle?
@governorwalz.mn.gov need a new safety issue to tackle?
January 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I should start recording all the times I see emergency vehicles stuck in traffic at red lights or almost hit on coming traffic because they don't get green lights. Because HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS SUCH AN ISSUE it's terrifying
@governorwalz.mn.gov need a new safety issue to tackle?
@governorwalz.mn.gov need a new safety issue to tackle?
I wish I remembered to post more. I'm as hilarious as Garron is delicious.
January 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I wish I remembered to post more. I'm as hilarious as Garron is delicious.