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Teal
@teal-eaf.bsky.social
a creature

🏳️‍🌈 she/her
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Thinking of/with antiwar activist A. J. Muste:
September 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
April 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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BREAKING: Deathmole will no longer open for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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tfw u give your human body a food meal
September 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Current office conversation - if you were a soup, what soup would you be?
September 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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a nymph's rest
September 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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shout the fuck out to the people who are so themselves that they remind you to be you
September 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Fucked up a sudoku, I put something in the wrong place and made further decisions based on that mistake and accidentally made a cognitohazard for myself and this was the only way to fix it. I'm normal
September 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Favorite genre of post: normal people interacting with mechsploitation characters
August 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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SHOW ME THE BOMBCHU BOWLING GIRL U ASSHOLES
September 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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i will always stay kind no matter how mistreated i feel, i got called a pushover quite a lot growing up for that but i wont let how i've been treated in the past effect what i give out to the people i interact with. resilience and hope have always kept me going
August 24, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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I get so much mileage out of this image
August 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
August 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i forgot that SSRIs make me incredibly boring. I guess it's slightly better than being evil and insane
August 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Me when I experience a minor inconvenience: What's the point in carrying on. Fuck this planet

Me when I'm planning for nuclear war: I have a bunker and supplies ready
August 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Asked my internet nerds what their nuke emergency plan is and they all said "I'd simply pass away" smh where is the whimsy in your heart
August 18, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.

You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
August 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I was drawn to this image
July 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Tell my wife I said "hello"
"It's Friday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mixtape!"

"You are technically correct... the best KIND of correct"

"My only regret... is that I have........ boneitis!"
Just the classics of course

"Fire hot
The professy will help
Fire indeed hot"

And

"Then you will be fired
Fine!
Out of a cannon, into the sun"
July 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Harry Kane can go play golf with his good buddy Donald Trump
July 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
You're not gonna believe this
Oh how I love to crochet hats and then wear them once. Anyway I'm crocheting a new hat, this one will be different,
July 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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this is where your money goes when you buy harry potter stuff. rowling isn’t shy about it.

amnesty wrote an even-handed report that laid out what anti-rights groups do; rowling uses her billions & clout to suppress it.

when you give rowling money; she spends it on stealing people’s human rights.
July 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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not now kitten, mommy is going through some rapid character growth
July 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Schlorp on my pinge
July 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"If magic was real I bet coming during a thunderstorm would be really powerful; you could really invoke some shit."
June 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM