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I've had 3 in 5 days and I'm obsessed. They're delicious but also the sickness potential is really exhilarating somehow?
August 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"accidentally became important at work" is the new "I always make my therapist laugh" which was the new "I made my new therapist cry" which was the new "when I make a dark joke about my trauma and my friends look shocked"
June 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
To see a world in a grain of sand
And a toilet in a Women's Dolce & Gabbana Round Frame Tortoise Shell Sunglasses in Green
May 30, 2026 at 9:34 AM
very exciting day on twitter for those of us who memorise WGSN annual trend forecasts like the bible and have been waiting to see this one emerging (it sounded so very specific I was wondering if I'd see any instances of it at all)
May 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
last week I had a bowl of honey granola for lunch every day and it was delicious and filling but I felt nutritionally anxious

and on the way home yesterday I did a Pricey Shop

and now I'm eating 500% of my RDA of fat, and having a MARVELLOUS time
April 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
happy Peter Serafinowicz Is Back On Netflix In A Loose Copy Of Fortune Hotel But Even Better Because He Plays The Role As A Kind Of Heavily Powdered And Painted Forgotten Aristocrat Of Empire day to those who celebrate
April 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
sometimes to spice up a Friday morning I like to forget to set my alarm, wake up in great time anyway, then get the wrong tram by mistake for the first time ever. just because I don't think it's good for me to lower my cortisol levels too much in case my body and mental health start to get notions.
April 24, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Prince Charming from Shrek 2 and Jon Snow himself getting mogged by this mysterious blacksmith with no lines and the most snatched waist I've ever seen outside of Disney posters.
April 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I intend to get SO MUCH mileage out of this you cannot even begin to imagine.
April 19, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Have just started watching Game of Thrones for the first time, in 2026 CE.
April 19, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Five people from work have mentioned my instagram since Monday lol. Apparently nobody else spent their entire easter holiday (and budget) eating places.
April 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
and then we came home and I heated up delicious homemade dal from my mum's friend and we watched the night of the hunter and it's hard to improve upon an easter saturday like that.
April 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
boody model doing the ann reinking legs, ok diva
March 21, 2026 at 7:21 AM
invited to walk around the playground on lunch duty and watched 10 minutes of parkour against the brick wall. wiped human poo off a shoe. scrubbed up sick. spent the afternoon with internal exclusions talking about fishing, VHSes and washing machines. saw a robin. complete life-affirming perfection.
March 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
crawled to work feeling the emptiest I have felt in ages. utter green knight vibes. had to remind myself that I only have to live life ten minutes at a time, and that I can choose to spend that ten minutes listening to cabin pressure and feeling briefly better if I want to.
March 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I followed a manc chef with 232k followers because he's very praised and we want to eat there at some point. he actually went on my profile and watched my IG story, and I really wish it had been anything but this.
February 20, 2026 at 9:45 AM
another late entry for 'wine-blue water' in The Book That Never Mentions Blue, exactly 70 pages before the end.
February 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
obsessed with ¾ of the wuthering heights movie being about being too cold at home, complete with a song to sing when feeling too cold at home
February 16, 2026 at 10:18 PM
lol I'm confused so are we wishing we could be more edgy and offensive or would we rather everyone was respectful and nice at all times, clarification welcome.
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Almost laughed out loud on the tram at 'They looked like nine-year-old porkers', it's like something Alec Baldwin would have tweeted.
February 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
That and the enormous amount of tea and biscuits. Mountains of individually wrapped, the best part of a sharing box wide open and half-demolished on the table, and more food claiming territory on the mantelpiece. This is Ireland alright 🙏
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
fella on the left is like 'any fule kno, you will never find the word blue in Homer's work, did they even judge by colour or merely volume, we will never know' and fella on the right is like 'and so the god flew across the wine-blue sea, to send Odysseus home over that blue sea where the fish swarm'
February 6, 2026 at 8:16 AM
finished this guy; onto this guy.
February 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
trying so hard not to comment 'her 16" wide coffin!'
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM