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I've had 3 in 5 days and I'm obsessed. They're delicious but also the sickness potential is really exhilarating somehow?
August 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
It's covered in sunflowers, I'm drinking a homemade strawberry and basil soda, the men nearest us have moustaches and are possibly boyfriends and one is wearing a maison margiela t-shirt, and alfie boe just finished eating and left.
August 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Thanks Kate. He's a good emotional barometer check if nothing else I guess! x
August 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
anyway whenever he's back now me and my brother get the one day (combined for efficiency) and he spends the other 14 days with his terrible parents and his siblings, who never bother to keep in touch with us. And it'll just be funny if when he's old he expects the same sudden attention from me.
August 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
he doesn't even really make me mad anymore, I'm just like....really? we had such a terrible relationship for so many years and now I'm on the level of like, a childhood friend you see one day a year and text maybe 5 times a year, and this is a successful parent-child relationship to you? okay
August 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It's just so crazy to me that a group of women I have so little in common with apart from the fact that we work in the same building can show so much more love and kindness and just simple thoughtfulness than my actual parent lol. but it's also not crazy really given that we are talking about a dad
August 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I have a 6am lymphatic drainage routine, an 8:30am wei qi qigong routine, a newfound acceptance of my body and interest in new and fun life experiences, record breakingly low levels of anxiety, a mostly enjoyable job, and an after-dinner digestive tea routine. good luck making me sad this time!
July 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
also this will be the first time we've seen him in two years because he didn't have time (lol) to come back to the uk last year. lol, or lmao, even.
July 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I don't believe 99% of people are ever important at work, unfortunate 'and everyone clapped' energy in pretending they got a big emotional reaction out of their therapist, and I don't think people's friends are anything but mildly uncomfortable at the jokes (is the actual humour in the room with us)
June 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
And because we were coming out of the party girl rehab chateau marmont light prison sentences and community service era you could not MOVE online without people hyping them up as the feminists who are here to save us, and I wasn't having it then and I'm still not having it now tbh. idk!
May 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM