Eggscellent Uncle Grocer
@therjhw.bsky.social
Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧
I used to sell groceries.
I used to sell groceries.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
I think someone hit the telephone pole on the corner. National Grid is out there digging a hole at 10pm 😭
September 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I think someone hit the telephone pole on the corner. National Grid is out there digging a hole at 10pm 😭
Just in: Shallow Gravy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Just in: Shallow Gravy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Bridging the millennial and genz divide. SIL and I are discussing which Pokemon we would hug if we could
September 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Bridging the millennial and genz divide. SIL and I are discussing which Pokemon we would hug if we could
I'm glad no one in the office can hear me because I snorted
Beef Tallow Homunculus Escapes From HHS Building https://theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus-escapes-from-hhs-building/
September 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'm glad no one in the office can hear me because I snorted
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you are doing great buckaroo
September 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
you are doing great buckaroo
K loves Transformers.
This shit will make her feral.
This shit will make her feral.
10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes
September 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
K loves Transformers.
This shit will make her feral.
This shit will make her feral.
Watched the teaser trailer for Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary. If you lied and told me this is a new horror movie coming out in time for Halloween I'd believe you. The framing is soooooo creepy.
September 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Watched the teaser trailer for Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary. If you lied and told me this is a new horror movie coming out in time for Halloween I'd believe you. The framing is soooooo creepy.
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Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all
The FDA has announced a recall of 25 varieties of cream cheese due to possible contamination with listeria.
September 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all
I thought Sam was going to pull a fast one on us and [redacted] would in fact be in the chef costume.
September 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I thought Sam was going to pull a fast one on us and [redacted] would in fact be in the chef costume.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact
WEB CODER: so i met God today,
WEB CODER: so i met God today,
September 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact
WEB CODER: so i met God today,
WEB CODER: so i met God today,
Casual reminder that Starbucks should treat its union employees better 🤷🏼 just saying
Remember This On Labor Day
YouTube video by Dimension 20
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September 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Casual reminder that Starbucks should treat its union employees better 🤷🏼 just saying
My $$$ is on a Mutant League
Actually... this clue is the only one.
It's actually a good clue based on what you take from it. It isn't that... or that... or anything with an X, we promise.
You'll know soon enough though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL...
It's actually a good clue based on what you take from it. It isn't that... or that... or anything with an X, we promise.
You'll know soon enough though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkL...
X Men Opening Theme (High Quality)
YouTube video by jm3dina
www.youtube.com
September 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
My $$$ is on a Mutant League
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one of the things I love about bluesky, the website for 38-year-old “Deep Space Nine” fans, is that its full of people who understand that Kevin Conroy was absolutely one of our best Batmans
‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇
Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski.
Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more.
#OnThisDay #BTAS
Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski.
Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more.
#OnThisDay #BTAS
September 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
one of the things I love about bluesky, the website for 38-year-old “Deep Space Nine” fans, is that its full of people who understand that Kevin Conroy was absolutely one of our best Batmans
What have you done with [REAИIMATIOИ]
Who needs one?😳🎸 #2000s #cassette #linkinpark #meteora #retro
YouTube video by Linkique
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September 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
What have you done with [REAИIMATIOИ]
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are the brexit hostile
September 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
are the brexit hostile
Lou Wilson gets me every time
Why Don't Men Get Flowers? 💐 (Group Rant Challenge)
YouTube video by Make Some Noise
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September 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Lou Wilson gets me every time
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like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
September 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
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Taurus: Happiness is just around the corner for someone who deserves it.
August 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Taurus: Happiness is just around the corner for someone who deserves it.
Maybe I'm just tired but I swear I heard the Teams meeting has started tone just now
August 30, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Maybe I'm just tired but I swear I heard the Teams meeting has started tone just now
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Just hanging out at a 4-H camp. Gonna play a murder mystery later that's set at a summer camp during the 1980's.
August 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just hanging out at a 4-H camp. Gonna play a murder mystery later that's set at a summer camp during the 1980's.
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Mac Glocky goes hard in this one
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (in the style of Linkin Park) feat. @macglocky
YouTube video by Anthony Vincent
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March 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Mac Glocky goes hard in this one
I'm good but as a cohort, no, we ain't right 😂
Check on your straight dudes today #TheShortlist #EthanSimmonsPaterson
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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August 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm good but as a cohort, no, we ain't right 😂