Tim Bob
@timbobbobs.bsky.social
Funny gay coastal grandpa with a questionable past.
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Tim Bob
@timbobbobs.bsky.social
· Jun 18
USA & LGBT Pride shirt (ringer)
XSSMLXL2XL3XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 The USA doesn’t run from a fight. And...
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I did a thing and I am selling it. I made a t-shirt for Pride & the Semiquincentennial. I think it reflects my faith that the country I love will get through these dark days. And that the LGBT Community will not go back Also, available in white...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
I did a thing and I am selling it. I made a t-shirt for Pride & the Semiquincentennial. I think it reflects my faith that the country I love will get through these dark days. And that the LGBT Community will not go back Also, available in white...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
USA & LGBT Pride shirt (ringer)
XSSMLXL2XL3XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 The USA doesn’t run from a fight. And...
https://tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/29389232
June 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I did a thing and I am selling it. I made a t-shirt for Pride & the Semiquincentennial. I think it reflects my faith that the country I love will get through these dark days. And that the LGBT Community will not go back Also, available in white...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
tees-by-grandpa-tim.printify.me/product/2938...
Accidentally filmed a deer pooping in my backyard. Don’t worry I stopped before I got gross.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Accidentally filmed a deer pooping in my backyard. Don’t worry I stopped before I got gross.
Bring on the snow. I’m cozy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bring on the snow. I’m cozy.
Nailed it
Oates reminded him that as a sociopath, he needs to simulate a human every now and then or people will turn on him.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nailed it
“Frederick, why don’t you work?” they asked.
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Frederick, why don’t you work?” they asked.
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
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For the ultimate pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving, skip the actual pumpkin.
Ultimate Pumpkin Pie Recipe
The type of pumpkin used to make canned pumpkin purée is very close to sweet winter squashes like butternut and honeynut Making your own fresh purée from these varieties will give you the best possible pumpkin pie, one that’s both ultracreamy and richly flavored Just don’t be tempted to halve the whole squash and bake it still in the skin
nyti.ms
November 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For the ultimate pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving, skip the actual pumpkin.
I hate Gay Halloween. Why didn’t everyone just dress as Hyacinth Bucket?
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hate Gay Halloween. Why didn’t everyone just dress as Hyacinth Bucket?
I will not have the opportunity to dress as a member of the lollipop league this Halloween. It would have been hard to settle on which one any how.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I will not have the opportunity to dress as a member of the lollipop league this Halloween. It would have been hard to settle on which one any how.
God I look like my father. He left the world an a snowy Buffalo Halloween 2 years ago. He doesn’t leave my heart or my thoughts for a second. He is my constant companion even the face in my mirror. Also Happy Halloween. This celebration of the dead and the living should always be happy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
God I look like my father. He left the world an a snowy Buffalo Halloween 2 years ago. He doesn’t leave my heart or my thoughts for a second. He is my constant companion even the face in my mirror. Also Happy Halloween. This celebration of the dead and the living should always be happy.
I hate gay Halloween. So.. one of you is Donald Trumps hairpiece and the other is his mother’s.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hate gay Halloween. So.. one of you is Donald Trumps hairpiece and the other is his mother’s.
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Maude’s boa?
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Maude’s boa?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy?
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy?
Reposted by Tim Bob
i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
Reposted by Tim Bob
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the lady from the Muzzy commercial
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the lady from the Muzzy commercial
Reposted by Tim Bob
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're a transgenic mouse who just lost their research funding?
They spent 8 million dollars on making mice transgender???
October 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're a transgenic mouse who just lost their research funding?
The authenticity is stunning. It’s hard to tell which is the original.
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the cover of Ann Reinking’s 1986 exercise book "The Dancer’s Workout"
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The authenticity is stunning. It’s hard to tell which is the original.
Reposted by Tim Bob
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you and your friends are dressed up as Freddie Mercury's Pepsi cups when Queen performed at Live Aid 1985?
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you and your friends are dressed up as Freddie Mercury's Pepsi cups when Queen performed at Live Aid 1985?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the raw meat that Joan Crawford kept feeding Christina.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the raw meat that Joan Crawford kept feeding Christina.
He can’t keep the government open but he’s going to bail out Argentina?!?!? What happened to America First? Wasn’t that the whole reason for electing this monster?
Trump Wades Into Bailout Politics in Offering a Lifeline to Argentina
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
He can’t keep the government open but he’s going to bail out Argentina?!?!? What happened to America First? Wasn’t that the whole reason for electing this monster?
Rikki-Tikki Tavi was badass and adorable. Two qualities I’ve strived for my whole life.
Rikki Tikki.
YouTube video by TheGrue Slayer
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September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Rikki-Tikki Tavi was badass and adorable. Two qualities I’ve strived for my whole life.
This is also 100% as well.
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This is also 100% as well.
I’ve come down to this opinion. People should not kill other people. When they do people get very upset and don’t make space for other people. All the “what abouts” I can find does not give license to not be empathetic.
#kimmelshouldapologize
“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK
#kimmelshouldapologize
“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve come down to this opinion. People should not kill other people. When they do people get very upset and don’t make space for other people. All the “what abouts” I can find does not give license to not be empathetic.
#kimmelshouldapologize
“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK
#kimmelshouldapologize
“Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.” MLK
Pizza Friday. Clam and anchovies & Margherita. #pizzafriday
July 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pizza Friday. Clam and anchovies & Margherita. #pizzafriday